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Servers are down! Funniest things you dream of being added when it goes live again!
ashlee17
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Please post your FUNNIEST DREAM IDEAS for ESO here!
What would you love to see added when the servers go live again!
Funniest idea wins 1million sweetrolls!
Edited by ashlee17 on February 9, 2015 1:45PM What would you love to see added when the servers go live again!
Funniest idea wins 1million sweetrolls!
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ashlee17✭✭✭✭New disease- Sweetroll Sickness- eat 10 sweetrolls in a row to aquire- Characters with Sweetrolls sickness get a 50% speed decrease and blurry screen.2
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ashlee17✭✭✭✭New racial passive for Argonians- Slave Rising - do 50% more damage against Dunmer and Imperials.7
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Titansteele✭✭✭✭✭The worlds oldest profession should be added to the game.
You could get a buff from taking advantages of this service, if your lucky you could get a good buff due to that spring in your step you got from a very good time.
If your unlucky you could get a nasty buff that has you throwing up and unable to log that character for a few hours while they have to rid themselves of the affliction.
If they are married via the rings of Mara buff then their partner should be able to pvp their cheating ass.Guild Leader of The Twelve Knights, AD PVE, PVP and Trading Guild on the EU Mega Server
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger"8 -
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✭✭✭✭New racial passive for Argonians- Slave Rising - do 50% more damage against Dunmer and Imperials.
Could also apply to Kahjiit.Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 502 -
ashlee17✭✭✭✭Earn crowns in game every time you choose the "Evil" Option in a quest line
No crowns if you choose the "good" path...0 -
Sav72✭✭✭✭✭Cloak fixed.... lolSavoifair, EP NB
If you break something, you can glue it back together and fix it, but, it will always be broken...0 -
ashlee17✭✭✭✭New Plot Twist- Hermaeus Mora is revealed to be the flying spagghetti monster!
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Edited by ashlee17 on February 9, 2015 1:46PM2 -
Aerius_Sygale✭✭✭✭I want...for Werewolf form to become toggleable, always being at panicked fast speed isn't as much fun as if I could just be relaxed and play in Werewolf form more freely. ^^'
I know that was just a serious idea, not a mental one, but eh, wanted to put that into this thread. :PPS4/PS5, NA | PSN: AeriusSygale | Alliance War Rank 50 (Grand Overlord Grade 2) | CP: 2940+2 -
istateres✭✭✭✭Titansteele wrote: »The worlds oldest profession should be added to the game.
You could get a buff from taking advantages of this service, if your lucky you could get a good buff due to that spring in your step you got from a very good time.
If your unlucky you could get a nasty buff that has you throwing up and unable to log that character for a few hours while they have to rid themselves of the affliction.
If they are married via the rings of Mara buff then their partner should be able to pvp their cheating ass.
We do NOT need lawyers in the game, really!2 -
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✭✭✭Diseases in TESO like the old elderscroll games. But with a twist.
Zeni can just copy-past this code in their game. I don't need money for it, it's a free snippet:
So basicly the old diseased back gained from certain mobs (Serpiginous Dementia was from Netches in Morrowind) and are contagious.If SerpiginousDementia= true then
begin
if "curepotion" = true then SerpiginousDementia = false; exit;
if "distance_to_otherplayer" < 10 then
begin
if random(RNG)>5 then otherplay.SerpiginousDementia=true;
else
random(AD_player).explodeWithLudicrousGibs;
end;
end;٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
"I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭There shall be the title 'Tamriel's Queen' under my name.
Or maybe 'Tamriel's Beauty' this would also satisfy me.Auri-El is my lord,
Trinimac my ward,
and Magnus my mind.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Mounted combat.Tl;dr really weigh the fun you have in game vs the business practices you are supporting.0 -
ashlee17✭✭✭✭Critter Polymorph - Disguise yourself as a snake, rabbit, rats etc- No skills able to be used while transformed- easily killed if discovered- purely for reconnaissance.
Useful for RP and spying in cyrodiil
Leads to heightened paranoia in cyrodiil
Is that snake looking at me funny???
Do you think that rat is a rat?
^me in cyrodill from then on!0 -
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✭The ability to load ourselves into catapults and trebuchets and fling ourselves over keep walls.2 -
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✭✭✭TESO gets ESRB Rating:
Patch 1.6.3
-gambling
-Morrowinds "house of earthly delights" opens for first time
-lootable clothes from corpses
-Boobs (bouncing)
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"I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."4 -
ashlee17✭✭✭✭All the dialog from this video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tnSMP1lQVQM
If RPG Video Game Characters Were HonestEdited by ashlee17 on February 9, 2015 1:55PM0 -
heystreethawk✭✭✭✭✭I just want a potato costume! ACK!!!GM of Fantasia
I heard those symphonies come quick0
