That's what I said. :PYou are not. The original source of the joke is Arena character creation questionnaire:MasterSpatula wrote: »While in town the baker gives you a sweetroll. Delighted you take it into an alley to enjoy, only to be intercepted by a gang of three other kids your age. The leader demands the sweetroll, or else he and his friends will beat you and take it. Do you:
a) Drop the sweetroll and step on it, then get ready for the fight?
b) Give him the sweetroll now without argument, knowing that later this afternoon you will have all your friends with you and can come and take whatever he owes you?
c) Act like you're going to give him the sweetroll but at the last minute throw it in the air, hoping that they'll pay attention to it long enough for you to get a shot in on the leader?
Stolen sweetrolls later appeared in class creation in Daggerfall and Morrowind, and in NPC comments in Fallout 3, Oblivion and Skyrim.
They had the same question in Morrowind's Character creation too
ZOS_MichelleA wrote: »Hey there, everyone. Fear not: we haven't stolen your sweetroll. Sweetrolls aren't removed; they're just different now.
They will not. None of current sweetroll recipes turn into sweetrolls in 1.6:DanielMaxwell wrote: »ZOS_MichelleA wrote: »Hey there, everyone. Fear not: we haven't stolen your sweetroll. Sweetrolls aren't removed; they're just different now.
So long as everyone who currently has the sweetrolls recipe learned gets to keep the sweetrolls recipe ZOS might be safe from the angry mob forming outside their office .
They will not. None of current sweetroll recipes turn into sweetrolls in 1.6:DanielMaxwell wrote: »ZOS_MichelleA wrote: »Hey there, everyone. Fear not: we haven't stolen your sweetroll. Sweetrolls aren't removed; they're just different now.
So long as everyone who currently has the sweetrolls recipe learned gets to keep the sweetrolls recipe ZOS might be safe from the angry mob forming outside their office .
- Sweetroll = Argonian Saddle-Cured Rabbit
- Fortified Sweetroll = Khajiiti Sweet-Stuffed Duck
- Consummate Sweetroll = The Emperor's Venison Fricassee
MasterSpatula wrote: »
Nobody thinks that. They started in Elder Scrolls: Arena, which predates Fallout 3....LOLing that people think the Sweetroll thing started in Skyrim.
Hint: Check out Fallout 3 sometime.
I'm sure a lot of people who started with Skyrim think that.eventide03b14a_ESO wrote: »Nobody thinks that. They started in Elder Scrolls: Arena, which predates Fallout 3....LOLing that people think the Sweetroll thing started in Skyrim.
Hint: Check out Fallout 3 sometime.
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Sweetroll
ZOS_MichelleA wrote: »Hey there, everyone. Fear not: we haven't stolen your sweetroll. Sweetrolls aren't removed; they're just different now.

martinhpb16_ESO wrote: »ZOS_MichelleA wrote: »Hey there, everyone. Fear not: we haven't stolen your sweetroll. Sweetrolls aren't removed; they're just different now.
What?
DanielMaxwell wrote: »ZOS_MichelleA wrote: »Hey there, everyone. Fear not: we haven't stolen your sweetroll. Sweetrolls aren't removed; they're just different now.
So long as everyone who currently has the sweetrolls recipe learned gets to keep the sweetrolls recipe ZOS might be safe from the angry mob forming outside their office .
DanielMaxwell wrote: »ZOS_MichelleA wrote: »Hey there, everyone. Fear not: we haven't stolen your sweetroll. Sweetrolls aren't removed; they're just different now.
So long as everyone who currently has the sweetrolls recipe learned gets to keep the sweetrolls recipe ZOS might be safe from the angry mob forming outside their office .
They must pry this sweetroll out of my cold dead hands!!!
TheShadowScout wrote: »Sooo... the old sweetrolls are not different foods... I presume that means some other food has becone the new sweetrolls? Meaning... the sweetrolls were's stolen, just... misplaced?
TheShadowScout wrote: »Actually what I meant was, the former "sweetrolls" are replaced by effect-corresponding high-level foods in the new system, but the way I take the ZOS comment is, the food name "sweetroll" will appear in some othe form, with different buffs... possibly replacing some lower level foodstuff... ("What!?!", I hear some cry, "...sweetrolls for the commoners? The outrage! Is nothing sacred anymore?") ...thus misplaced.
TheShadowScout wrote: »Actually what I meant was, the former "sweetrolls" are replaced by effect-corresponding high-level foods in the new system, but the way I take the ZOS comment is, the food name "sweetroll" will appear in some othe form, with different buffs... possibly replacing some lower level foodstuff... ("What!?!", I hear some cry, "...sweetrolls for the commoners? The outrage! Is nothing sacred anymore?") ...thus misplaced.