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ESO Neutered my Kitty!

  • PawPrince
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    Yes. I have been looking at provisioning on 1.6. Moon sugar is gone and fishy sticks gone too. Unless they just forgot them. This one is hoping they just forgot them and they come back in a later version...

    How can I celebrate Fishmas without fishy sticks?

    Edit: To also add the insult to the injury moon sugar has been replaced by beets :(

    http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Provisioning_Ingredients#Provisioning_Revamp_Ingredient_Conversion

    Sadly this is true. Moon Sugar is an intricate part of the Khajiit's culture and they are just removing it entirely with no explanation.


    As for the Provisioning... many of the changes don't even make sense... like them changing all the Garlic into Flower... and all my Salt into Garlic.

    I mean, WTF? Why didn't garlic stay garlic and salt turn into flower?

    Doing it this way just screws with people because if you knew you had a stack of 100 garlic before 1.6 and after 1.6 you see that you only have 6 (because you had only 6 salt) are you not going to be a little pissed and confused? It's like they want to make things as painful and annoying as possible for the players. -.-



    ...also, thanks for that list. I was half-way through composing my own list of the changes, not knowing someone else had already done so. You saved me some time and trouble. :)
  • Sighlynce
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    This is crazy.. neutered the greaves and kittys, the sexy orc heavy armor cuirass ..gone , the food turning into to white meat and plants.... :\ I mean seriously, pigs milk is Guarana......... seriously. Kinda ridiculous.
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  • SantieClaws
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    It is like they are not just neutering the Khajiit physically but culturally too :(
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  • rawne1980b16_ESO
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    Just to note, it's not the missing crotch bump I don't like.

    What I don't like is the new set looks .... cheap. The older ones look far better. It's like a downgrade in design.
  • LuxLunae
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    PawPrince wrote: »
    As you can see...
    Left = Old - - - - - - Right = New
    8Kl4Pbq.png
    http://i.imgur.com/8Kl4Pbq.png
    ...they neutered the Heavy Iron Orc armor, specifically the Pants. All that beautiful detail in the chain link has been removed and replaced with... well, I think it looks like crap.

    Opinions?

    I think you may be right. I just made a redguard and noticed the front was lacking BIG TIME!!!...

    Seriously you can put one of these on the guy lying still on the floor from thigh o thigh (crossing the area in question) and it will register perfect on all 3 measurements.

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    Edited by LuxLunae on January 30, 2015 7:27PM
  • SLy_Kyti
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    Orc greaves and chain mail looked so good before now...now....

    ...you look like you're wearing ragged adidas running pants...just bad. Were you trying to outrun the moon sugar popo? oh that's right it's beets now...forget to mention how lore appropriate getting alcohol from beets is now. Na Zdorovie.

    All that fur detail gone, the nonsense stripes that are on most leg pieces. I mean, who designs this crap really? No tailor would put stripes there, no armorer would. It's not even useful. Argh!
    And why did putting on those greaves make you So skinny?
    Where are those sexy beast Gretzky Thighs? gone.

    Please! ZOS please undo this one.
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  • phairdon
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    istateres wrote: »
    phairdon wrote: »
    Khajiit version of James May.

    I get that, but does anyone else?

    Probably not.
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  • PawPrince
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    SLy_Kyti wrote: »
    Orc greaves and chain mail looked so good before now...now....

    ...you look like you're wearing ragged adidas running pants...just bad. Were you trying to outrun the moon sugar popo? oh that's right it's beets now...forget to mention how lore appropriate getting alcohol from beets is now. Na Zdorovie.

    All that fur detail gone, the nonsense stripes that are on most leg pieces. I mean, who designs this crap really? No tailor would put stripes there, no armorer would. It's not even useful. Argh!
    And why did putting on those greaves make you So skinny?
    Where are those sexy beast Gretzky Thighs? gone.

    Please! ZOS please undo this one.

    Well said. :)

  • MasterSpatula
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    So, I see skinny jeans made their way into Tamriel. Does this come with an ironic T-shirt and an extensive vinyl collection?
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  • rawne1980b16_ESO
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    So, I see skinny jeans made their way into Tamriel. Does this come with an ironic T-shirt and an extensive vinyl collection?

    Coming to a crown store near you.
  • tengri
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    Coming soon to the Crown Store: balls for your toon.
    Made of exquisite natural rubber, various colors and sizes available... o:)
  • tryia3b14a_ESO
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    Maybe it's just a mistake? You should submit a bug about it just in case. The texture on the second picture is just awful. It's good to let developers know what the players (their consumers and their source of income) think about.
  • PawPrince
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    Maybe it's just a mistake? You should submit a bug about it just in case. The texture on the second picture is just awful. It's good to let developers know what the players (their consumers and their source of income) think about.

    While I fully agree with you I think the changes to several armor sets shows that it's not a bug. I did use the /bug command in game to get to the feedback section and leave feedback about it, and encourage anyone and everyone else to do so as well.

  • Dave2836
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    Actually, thw pic on the right is closer to realistic proportions. We can't all have 22" arms and 32"thighs. If they wanted it to be closer to historical evidence, one arm and the opposing leg should be A LOT larger than the other. Very few ambidextrous fighters exist.
  • RedTalon
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    This is why my orc will be wearing dresses
  • Hortator Mopa
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    So, I see skinny jeans made their way into Tamriel. Does this come with an ironic T-shirt and an extensive vinyl collection?

    How are you scared of people different to you to the point you fear skinny jeans lol?
  • TheBull
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    Next step kicking dogs. It's a slippery slope.
  • RedTalon
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    TheBull wrote: »
    Next step kicking dogs. It's a slippery slope.


    -sends feedback, kicking dog should be a skill-
  • JapanesePlayer
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    and its not only about khajiits!

    why they did this? also guys the deleted my Summary topic about this stealth nerf
    where i gather evidences also about male gender area also was nerfed

    they just wont it to be discussed because ZOS feels guilty?

    @ZOS_GinaBruno is this right? why you neutered gender characters without patch notes?
  • AddictionX
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    they nerfed the crotch armor
  • Phinix1
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    PawPrince wrote: »
    As you can see...
    Left = Old - - - - - - Right = New
    8Kl4Pbq.png
    http://i.imgur.com/8Kl4Pbq.png
    ...they neutered the Heavy Iron Orc armor, specifically the Pants. All that beautiful detail in the chain link has been removed and replaced with... well, I think it looks like crap.

    Opinions?

    Wow. WAY better before. The 2nd one looks like when I was first learning to normal map back in Morrowind and my textures were badly tiled and unnaturally stretched around the object.
  • Lynx7386
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    Why are you looking at a cats private area anyways?..

    Because they're always sticking them in your face.
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  • Ch4mpTW
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    Why are you looking at a cats private area anyways?..

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  • baratron
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    Holy necro, Batman!

    I was looking at the pictures in the initial post and thinking "Didn't this happen over a year ago?". That's because IT DID.
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  • Shunravi
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    baratron wrote: »
    Holy necro, Batman!

    I was looking at the pictures in the initial post and thinking "Didn't this happen over a year ago?". That's because IT DID.

    Well, its an appropriate necro concidering the boob threads....
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  • PawPrince
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    baratron wrote: »
    Holy necro, Batman!

    I was looking at the pictures in the initial post and thinking "Didn't this happen over a year ago?". That's because IT DID.

    Given I stopped playing ESO back in August, I was more than a little surprised to have gotten a bunch of messages about replies to my thread today.

    Then I tried to sign into my account and got the message about a new device since I changed IPs since then, but 30-some minutes later and I still can't get the code sent to access my account again. I did finally get the forum to allow me to sign in after a password change, but even that didn't work for the main account area. I was going to sign in and check out the anniversary, since I just found out about it.. but I guess not. -.-
  • MasterSpatula
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    PawPrince wrote: »
    baratron wrote: »
    Holy necro, Batman!

    I was looking at the pictures in the initial post and thinking "Didn't this happen over a year ago?". That's because IT DID.

    Given I stopped playing ESO back in August, I was more than a little surprised to have gotten a bunch of messages about replies to my thread today.



    Yeah, I just returned a week ago after being away for 11 months, and since I've been back, at least three threads I had posted on in 2015 have been necro'd. It's kind of unnerving.
    Edited by MasterSpatula on April 4, 2016 5:54PM
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  • Shunravi
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    PawPrince wrote: »
    baratron wrote: »
    Holy necro, Batman!

    I was looking at the pictures in the initial post and thinking "Didn't this happen over a year ago?". That's because IT DID.

    Given I stopped playing ESO back in August, I was more than a little surprised to have gotten a bunch of messages about replies to my thread today.



    Yeah, I just returned a week ago after being away for 11 months, and since I've been back, at least three threads I had posted on in 2015 have been necro'd. It's kind of unnerving.

    Well, if they were relavent in showing we have the same issues months later...
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  • Judas Helviaryn
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    It looks to me like the old textures were stretched and lower quality, fitting poorly to the mesh. The bulge is an illusion with the shadows and stretching textures.

    I.. don't know how to say this gently... your kitty was never well-endowed.
    On the plus side, he was also never castrated! \o/

    EDIT: And yes, I took the time to study your cat's crotch before coming to this conclusion.
    EDIT #2: Apparently this was necro'd from a year ago?
    AddictionX wrote: »
    they nerfed the crotch armor

    Why you do this gooby?
    Edited by Judas Helviaryn on April 4, 2016 6:03PM
  • Ampnode
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    So males are becoming more feminine while women are becoming more masculine. Someone give this new model designer a raise for thinking outside the box.
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