Gentle readers, it pains me to no end to have to be the one to bring this sad news to light, but matters such as this cannot be left un-addressed. Zenimax has been DECEIVING us from the very beginning of ESO till now. Their unabashed disregard for the truth has finally been uncovered and I would not be able to sleep (unlike the company that many of us have felt safe trusting all this time) if I simply said nothing and let everyone continue living on in ignorance. I give this to you, and I hope this will not cause any of you irreparable pain and suffering over the shocking betrayal of trust that Zenimax has commited.



What you see here, appears to be a plate of roast fowl. Indeed this is what Zenimax had planned for us to think all along. Prepare yourselves, for I now show you what heinous disregard that Zenimax holds for honor and morality to this very day.



ALAS, it is not succulent poultry, but indeed it is simply a ham with drumsticks arranged deceptively at it's sides. I must take a few days to evaluate whether or not I am too hurt by this shocking discovery to continue with my game or not. Indeed, much of the fun of ESO wanes in the light of this discovery, and the knowledge that other things we take for granted in this game may actually be sinister deceptions.