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sarttsarttsarttub17_ESO
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In 3 Cast of crystal fragments followed by mages wrath DISINTEGRATION...

I like to roll around in their ashes...


SEND MORE BOW NOOBS
  • Lava_Croft
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    Apparently killing a bowtard is so special for you that it requires an entire forum thread dedicated to it.

    Congratumalations!
  • cozmon3c_ESO
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    ??? why is this even a thread lol.
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  • sarttsarttsarttub17_ESO
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    Lava_Croft wrote: »
    Apparently killing a bowtard is so special for you that it requires an entire forum thread dedicated to it.

    Congratumalations!
    Why yes, yes it does.

  • Rylana
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    Hello OP. While I am not the recipient of your topic, I would like to extend the knowledge that you are now a target =D

    In game name please? =D

    Mine is Kailiana, see you out there. =D
    Edited by Rylana on January 17, 2015 7:50AM
    @rylanadionysis == Closed Beta Tester October 2013 == Retired October 2016 == Uninstalled @ One Tamriel Release == Inactive Indefinitely
    Ebonheart Pact: Lyzara Dionysis - Sorc - AR 37 (Former Empress of Blackwater Blade and Haderus) == Shondra Dionysis - Temp - AR 23 == Arrianaya Dionysis - DK - AR 17
    Aldmeri Dominion: Rylana Dionysis - DK - AR 25 == Kailiana - NB - AR 21 == Minerva Dionysis - Temp - AR 21 == Victoria Dionysis - Sorc - AR 13
    Daggerfall Covenant: Dannika Dionysis - DK - AR 21 == The Catman Rises - Temp - AR 15 (Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade)
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  • WraithAzraiel
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    cozmon3c_ESO wrote: »
    ??? why is this even a thread lol.

    Because derp.
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  • sarttsarttsarttub17_ESO
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    Rylana wrote: »
    Hello OP. While I am not the recipient of your topic, I would like to extend the knowledge that you are now a target =D

    In game name please? =D

    Mine is Kailiana, see you out there. =D

    When you get hit by a Crystal frag for over 1k you will know.
  • Roselle
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    Or will it be a Murloc?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMPpnCvCZvw

    Watch out.
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  • Syntse
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  • kelly.medleyb14_ESO
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    sarttsarttsarttub17_ESO wrote: »
    In 3 Cast of crystal fragments followed by mages wrath DISINTEGRATION...

    I like to roll around in their ashes...


    SEND MORE BOW NOOBS

    Love it!!!!!

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  • heystreethawk
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    I feel like the OP envisioned this as a somewhat cumbersome meme image but eventually realized he didn't have a copy of Photoshop
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  • Roechacca
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    Rolling a AD Bowtard ... I gotta get in on this
  • Rylana
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    sarttsarttsarttub17_ESO wrote: »
    Rylana wrote: »
    Hello OP. While I am not the recipient of your topic, I would like to extend the knowledge that you are now a target =D

    In game name please? =D

    Mine is Kailiana, see you out there. =D

    When you get hit by a Crystal frag for over 1k you will know.

    Oh you mean those purple things I roll dodge all of the time? Oh. Well if thats your whole game, youre going to miss...every...single....time.

    Meanwhile back on planet earth, I probably just killed you if youre a sorc on the EP side.
    @rylanadionysis == Closed Beta Tester October 2013 == Retired October 2016 == Uninstalled @ One Tamriel Release == Inactive Indefinitely
    Ebonheart Pact: Lyzara Dionysis - Sorc - AR 37 (Former Empress of Blackwater Blade and Haderus) == Shondra Dionysis - Temp - AR 23 == Arrianaya Dionysis - DK - AR 17
    Aldmeri Dominion: Rylana Dionysis - DK - AR 25 == Kailiana - NB - AR 21 == Minerva Dionysis - Temp - AR 21 == Victoria Dionysis - Sorc - AR 13
    Daggerfall Covenant: Dannika Dionysis - DK - AR 21 == The Catman Rises - Temp - AR 15 (Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade)
    Forum LOL Champion (retired) == Black Belt in Ballista-Fu == The Last Vice Member == Praise Cheesus == Electro-Goblin
  • Artemiisia
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    so you telling me you are proud to have killed a newbie, rather then actually have killed a good pvp bow player.

    if u had faces a well even a decent nb pvp player with bow, you would never had the chance to kill him with 3 crystal fragments, all he has to do is dodge.

    im guessing he weren't even in stealth mode

    yup a whole thread to see how powerful you really are, who hoooo!
  • Lava_Croft
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    Artemiisia wrote: »
    so you telling me you are proud to have killed a newbie, rather then actually have killed a good pvp bow player.
    Good luck finding a non-crappy archer these days.

  • Meilinka
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    There's this part of me deep down inside that wants to be better, but then the derp overwhelms me and I shout "I only know how to hit one button!!!" And then I die.
  • thelordoffelines
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    The only thing as squishy as a snipe spammer is someone who actually casts crystal fragments.
  • Junipus
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    I'm pretty sure the OP started this as a deliberate troll thread to bait all those most vocal on the forums pro/con snipe.

    Congratulations, you've succeeded! B)
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  • Eglath
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    dap_robertb16_ESO wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure the OP started this as a deliberate troll thread to bait all those most vocal on the forums pro/con snipe.

    Congratulations, you've succeeded! B)

    Snipe OP! Nurf Snipe!
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  • Cody
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    Sounds like someone needs taking down a notch
  • KleanZlate
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    sarttsarttsarttub17_ESO wrote: »
    In 3 Cast of crystal fragments followed by mages wrath DISINTEGRATION...

    I like to roll around in their ashes...


    SEND MORE BOW NOOBS

    If only it had been something a bit more... original and brave than crystal fragments. A bit disappointing.
  • Reverb
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    When I kill someone clearly new at the game or to pvp I feel no sense of personal accomplishment. It does not fill me with pride or satisfaction. Sometimes when I flatten a n00b...I feel kind of bad. Am I doing it wrong?
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Grim13
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    lol s m h.
    Edited by Grim13 on January 18, 2015 4:42PM
  • Pancake-Tragedy
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    Edited by Pancake-Tragedy on January 18, 2015 6:11PM
    Pancake Tragedy - Sorcerer
  • Yusuf
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    Attaboy OP, show'em who's boss!
  • Reverb
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    That gif makes me want a MK Scorpion inspired Dragonknight. Bad. Why did I not think to do it a long time ago? Would it be dumb to build a 3rd DK just to fill this urge?
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • bosmern_ESO
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    Is this the first time you ever killed someone or something?
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