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https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/684716

ZOS, How about a Christmas sneak peek at the in-progress patch notes?

  • Darkonflare15
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    Vikestart wrote: »
    Sneak peek at the patch notes? It's the holiday season, why not. Here's one:
    • Fixed a typo with the Quick Serpent item set.
    :trollface:

    In all seriousness, we've been working on them for weeks and are still going. We're up to 60 pages!

    Is that single space or double space?

    Double sided maybe? That would be impressive!
    3.0 line spacing, size 38 font, Comic Sans.

    If it helps, there are over 20,000 words so far. ;)

    Sounds like a novel of patch notes :stuck_out_tongue:

    I love reading patch notes thoroughly, so I guess that's entertainment for a whole evening in itself ^^,
    Yeah I enjoy reading the patch notes because it hypes me up when I see the new fixes and things coming to the game. Plus It takes me forever to download each update. So I need something to do while waiting on them.
  • Razzak
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    Sneak peek at the patch notes? It's the holiday season, why not. Here's one:
    • Fixed a typo with the Quick Serpent item set.
    :trollface:

    In all seriousness, we've been working on them for weeks and are still going. We're up to 60 pages!

    Is that single space or double space?

    Double sided maybe? That would be impressive!
    3.0 line spacing, size 38 font, Comic Sans.

    If it helps, there are over 20,000 words so far. ;)

    Wow, this patch should be really good, then. Will it also contain any meaning, like fixes, new stuff without bugs, ... ?
  • ThatHappyCat
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    Sneak peek at the patch notes? It's the holiday season, why not. Here's one:
    • Fixed a typo with the Quick Serpent item set.
    :trollface:

    In all seriousness, we've been working on them for weeks and are still going. We're up to 60 pages!

    Is that single space or double space?

    Double sided maybe? That would be impressive!
    3.0 line spacing, size 38 font, Comic Sans.

    If it helps, there are over 20,000 words so far. ;)
    Comic Sans
    COMIC SANS

    All faith I had in ZOS evaporated in an instant.
  • AngryNord
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    Sneak peek at the patch notes? It's the holiday season, why not. Here's one:
    • Fixed a typo with the Quick Serpent item set.
    :trollface:

    In all seriousness, we've been working on them for weeks and are still going. We're up to 60 pages!

    Is that single space or double space?

    Double sided maybe? That would be impressive!
    3.0 line spacing, size 38 font, Comic Sans.

    If it helps, there are over 20,000 words so far. ;)
    Comic Sans
    COMIC SANS

    All faith I had in ZOS evaporated in an instant.

    It could be worse - it could be Wingdings
  • ThatHappyCat
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    AngryNord wrote: »
    Sneak peek at the patch notes? It's the holiday season, why not. Here's one:
    • Fixed a typo with the Quick Serpent item set.
    :trollface:

    In all seriousness, we've been working on them for weeks and are still going. We're up to 60 pages!

    Is that single space or double space?

    Double sided maybe? That would be impressive!
    3.0 line spacing, size 38 font, Comic Sans.

    If it helps, there are over 20,000 words so far. ;)
    Comic Sans
    COMIC SANS

    All faith I had in ZOS evaporated in an instant.

    It could be worse - it could be Wingdings

    Nothing is worse than Comic Sans. NOTHING.
  • cyclonus11
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    Nothing is worse than Comic Sans. NOTHING.

    I disagree. Papyrus is worse.

    Edited by cyclonus11 on December 31, 2014 2:49PM
  • Bouvin
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    just a few snips maybe?

    like a few balance changes not yet mentioned or hinted at..

    With consideration of the "We will continue to track XP" debacle, I'd expect closed lips from here on out.
  • kieso
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    Sneak peek at the patch notes? It's the holiday season, why not. Here's one:
    • Fixed a typo with the Quick Serpent item set.
    :trollface:

    In all seriousness, we've been working on them for weeks and are still going. We're up to 60 pages!

    I'm satisfied.
  • Darlgon
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    You guys do remember that one of the guys told Gina that SHE was needed to work on the patch notes at the end of one of the ESO Lives, right? Dats a LOT of typing and transcribing.
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • The_Great_Maldini
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    Sneak peek at the patch notes? It's the holiday season, why not. Here's one:
    • Fixed a typo with the Quick Serpent item set.
    :trollface:

    In all seriousness, we've been working on them for weeks and are still going. We're up to 60 pages!

    Is that single space or double space?

    Double sided maybe? That would be impressive!
    3.0 line spacing, size 38 font, Comic Sans.

    If it helps, there are over 20,000 words so far. ;)

    @ZOS_GinaBruno‌

    Ugh...I would hate to be your proof reader. Who has that glorious job?
  • AlexDougherty
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    Sneak peek at the patch notes? It's the holiday season, why not. Here's one:
    • Fixed a typo with the Quick Serpent item set.
    :trollface:

    In all seriousness, we've been working on them for weeks and are still going. We're up to 60 pages!

    Is that single space or double space?

    Double sided maybe? That would be impressive!
    3.0 line spacing, size 38 font, Comic Sans.

    If it helps, there are over 20,000 words so far. ;)

    @ZOS_GinaBruno‌

    Ugh...I would hate to be your proof reader. Who has that glorious job?

    Office Intern at a guess.
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • The_Great_Maldini
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    Sneak peek at the patch notes? It's the holiday season, why not. Here's one:
    • Fixed a typo with the Quick Serpent item set.
    :trollface:

    In all seriousness, we've been working on them for weeks and are still going. We're up to 60 pages!

    Is that single space or double space?

    Double sided maybe? That would be impressive!
    3.0 line spacing, size 38 font, Comic Sans.

    If it helps, there are over 20,000 words so far. ;)

    @ZOS_GinaBruno‌

    Ugh...I would hate to be your proof reader. Who has that glorious job?

    Office Intern at a guess.

    I don't miss those days!
  • ZOS_GinaBruno
    ZOS_GinaBruno
    Community Manager
    Sneak peek at the patch notes? It's the holiday season, why not. Here's one:
    • Fixed a typo with the Quick Serpent item set.
    :trollface:

    In all seriousness, we've been working on them for weeks and are still going. We're up to 60 pages!

    Is that single space or double space?

    Double sided maybe? That would be impressive!
    3.0 line spacing, size 38 font, Comic Sans.

    If it helps, there are over 20,000 words so far. ;)

    @ZOS_GinaBruno‌

    Ugh...I would hate to be your proof reader. Who has that glorious job?

    Office Intern at a guess.

    I don't miss those days!

    You volunteering? ;)
    Gina Bruno
    Senior Creator Engagement Manager
    Dev Tracker | Service Alerts | ESO Twitter | My Twitter
    Staff Post
  • The_Great_Maldini
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    Sneak peek at the patch notes? It's the holiday season, why not. Here's one:
    • Fixed a typo with the Quick Serpent item set.
    :trollface:

    In all seriousness, we've been working on them for weeks and are still going. We're up to 60 pages!

    Is that single space or double space?

    Double sided maybe? That would be impressive!
    3.0 line spacing, size 38 font, Comic Sans.

    If it helps, there are over 20,000 words so far. ;)

    @ZOS_GinaBruno‌

    Ugh...I would hate to be your proof reader. Who has that glorious job?

    Office Intern at a guess.

    I don't miss those days!

    You volunteering? ;)

    Only if you bake me cookies.
  • ers101284b14_ESO
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    I'll proof read it
  • The_Great_Maldini
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    I'll proof read it

    No cookies for you then!
  • ers101284b14_ESO
    ers101284b14_ESO
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    I'll proof read it

    No cookies for you then!

    I don't want cookies. I want to see the dang notes lol. Plus I seriously have no issue proof reading for people if I can.
  • The_Great_Maldini
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    I'll proof read it

    No cookies for you then!

    I don't want cookies. I want to see the dang notes lol. Plus I seriously have no issue proof reading for people if I can.

    Well, I will eat the cookies and you can do the edits. Regardless of how this plays out, cookies will be devoured! >:)
  • ers101284b14_ESO
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    I'll proof read it

    No cookies for you then!

    I don't want cookies. I want to see the dang notes lol. Plus I seriously have no issue proof reading for people if I can.

    Well, I will eat the cookies and you can do the edits. Regardless of how this plays out, cookies will be devoured! >:)
    Cookie-Monster-cupcakes-KaleAndAle.com_.jpg

  • The_Great_Maldini
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    I thought he was the veggie monster now because of the childhood obesity epidemic?
  • ers101284b14_ESO
    ers101284b14_ESO
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    Not to me he's not.
  • The_Great_Maldini
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    Well then...+1 to you.

    Well played, sir...nom nom...well played indeed.
  • AlexDougherty
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    I'll proof read it

    No cookies for you then!

    I don't want cookies. I want to see the dang notes lol. Plus I seriously have no issue proof reading for people if I can.

    Well, I will eat the cookies and you can do the edits. Regardless of how this plays out, cookies will be devoured! >:)
    Cookie-Monster-cupcakes-KaleAndAle.com_.jpg

    OMG!

    Cannabal Cookies :wtf: :cookie: :wtf:
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • Darlgon
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    Sneak peek at the patch notes? It's the holiday season, why not. Here's one:
    • Fixed a typo with the Quick Serpent item set.
    :trollface:

    In all seriousness, we've been working on them for weeks and are still going. We're up to 60 pages!

    Is that single space or double space?

    Double sided maybe? That would be impressive!
    3.0 line spacing, size 38 font, Comic Sans.

    If it helps, there are over 20,000 words so far. ;)

    @ZOS_GinaBruno‌

    Ugh...I would hate to be your proof reader. Who has that glorious job?

    Office Intern at a guess.

    I don't miss those days!

    You volunteering? ;)

    I used to proofread a previous CSMs notes in a previous game on that patch's launch day while waiting for the download. Posted the corrections in the forums and the notes were corrected before most players read them.. Back then, he appreciated getting things right.. but that is another story.
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
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