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The Legendary ***_Hero

JackDaniell
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Who is this strange warrior? What faction does he fight for? Is he the hero that Cyrodiil needs?
Edited by JackDaniell on December 22, 2014 9:51AM
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  • JaJaLuka
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    It's Batman, it answers all questions.
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  • Lord_Bidr
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    The legendary ***.Hero is an enigma of the world of ESO. Like any thief in the night, many, including I, did not even know of his existence until the last ESO Live show. So imagine the surprise on my face when I saw his name in a guild I am part of (ESOTR Akatosh, part of the Quest Gaming Network community)...Anyways, from what I know:

    He is exactly what his name suggests he is. A hero. And an awesome one at that. He is what we all, in our youth, aspire to be. But he, on the other hand, aspires to only...nay, I take that back. He IS the Chuck Norris of our world. A Dragonknight of the highest order, he fights for the only faction worth fighting (and killing) for, the humble and majestic Aldmeri Dominion.

    I fear, however, that that is the extent of my knowledge of this wonderful yet mysterious being. Only he, and he alone, can even attempt to reveal answers beyond this.
    Edited by Lord_Bidr on December 22, 2014 10:46AM
    ~ The brightest lights often cast the darkest shadows. ~
  • Gyudan
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    Don't you mean Milk Hero?
    supercow.gif

    It was one of the many funny moments of this ESO Live. :)
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  • Sacadon
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    People should really start listing their pay pal accounts in their auto-sig. Case in point, I'd give this particular individual some $ simply for the ballswinging account name and high-level of entertainment it provided when ZOS read it aloud on Friday.
  • Xexpo
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    @***_Hero What say thee?
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  • Milf_Hero
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    kaer426 wrote: »
    @***_Hero What say thee?

    Well, I am a Scholar and a Gentleman, Savior of damsels, Slayer of EVIL, Prophet of prophecies, Reaper of souls, Harbinger of destruction, Bastion of all the is awesome.

    I could say I'm these things but simply I am the man behind the mil.. I mean, Myth. ;) The Hero of Milfs.
    Edited by Milf_Hero on December 23, 2014 2:24AM
    You name it, and ill kill it.
  • Milf_Hero
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    People should really start listing their pay pal accounts in their auto-sig. Case in point, I'd give this particular individual some $ simply for the ballswinging account name and high-level of entertainment it provided when ZOS read it aloud on Friday.

    lol. Thanks. Inbox me if your serious though... The Mil f does like free things. :astonished:
    Edited by Milf_Hero on December 23, 2014 2:33AM
    You name it, and ill kill it.
  • Galalin
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    ***_Hero wrote: »
    People should really start listing their pay pal accounts in their auto-sig. Case in point, I'd give this particular individual some $ simply for the ballswinging account name and high-level of entertainment it provided when ZOS read it aloud on Friday.

    lol. Thanks. Inbox me if your serious though... The Mil f does like free things. :astonished:

    Love the name.... have some left over penicillin from my mil f days in my 20's i could donate to your cause. :smiley:
    Edited by Galalin on December 23, 2014 2:41AM
  • Milf_Hero
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    Who is this strange warrior? What faction does he fight for? Is he the hero that Cyrodiil needs?

    And to answer the original post. I am me. I fight for the Aldmeri. (where else would you see Mil f Hero other than fighting for a Brick house like queen Ayrenn.) And nothing can save cyrodiil. yes, that's right. Not even Mil f Hero.
    Edited by Milf_Hero on December 23, 2014 5:34AM
    You name it, and ill kill it.
  • FluffiestOne
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    ***_Hero wrote: »
    I am a Scholar and a Gentleman, Savior of damsels, Slayer of EVIL, Prophet of prophecies, Reaper of souls, Harbinger of destruction, Bastion of all the is awesome.

    So many titles of splendor, perhaps you are the chosen on de Fixate.
    Fluffy
    Senior Fluffykins, Daggerfall Liberator of Haderus, Dragonknight.
    Fliffers, Daggerfall Liberator of Hopesfire, Templar.
    Prophet Fluffy of Death, Casual of the Dominion, Sorceror.
    Nozdorumu The Timeless, Daggerfall. Dragon. Nightblade.
    All my toon names are subject to change.
    " Ignorance must be bliss because I can't imagine why anyone would live in it. " -Fluffy
  • Cody
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    If he is dominion, then he must die.
    Sorry, but it must be done. We cannot abide lesser beings in Tamriel.
  • Milf_Hero
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    Cody wrote: »
    If he is dominion, then he must die.
    Sorry, but it must be done. We cannot abide lesser beings in Tamriel.

    Ha. Lets be honest, there are lesser beings on all sides of the war. Lesser beings have to exist for greater beings to exist and vise versa. The natural food chain, light and dark, yin and yang, and all the good stuff. So if YOU view me as a lesser being, then in a way im doing you a favor aren't I? ;)
    Edited by Milf_Hero on December 23, 2014 6:34PM
    You name it, and ill kill it.
  • c0rp
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    Was hilarious during the ESO live show when Jason(?) tried to be like, "I think that's a typo..its supposed to be MILK HERO"...I was like..."NOPE, nice try!" All the while Gina was cracking up as she always is. <3
    Edited by c0rp on December 23, 2014 8:31PM
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  • daemonios
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    Galalin wrote: »
    ***_Hero wrote: »
    People should really start listing their pay pal accounts in their auto-sig. Case in point, I'd give this particular individual some $ simply for the ballswinging account name and high-level of entertainment it provided when ZOS read it aloud on Friday.

    lol. Thanks. Inbox me if your serious though... The Mil f does like free things. :astonished:

    Love the name.... have some left over penicillin from my mil f days in my 20's i could donate to your cause. :smiley:

    And this is why I wish that character name wasn't allowed. Seriously, it's an adolescent, sexist, demeaning, objectifying and rude expression, and as expected draws out stupid sexist jokes. I won't lose any sleep about this, but just wanted to make a point of stating this here.
  • kewl
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    ***_Hero wrote: »
    Where else would you see Mil f Hero other than fighting for a brick house like queen Ayrenn.

    Now I'm going to think of this, every time I see her.

    FOR ***_HERO!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EmnQp3V48
    Edited by kewl on December 23, 2014 10:04PM
  • Milf_Hero
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    Galalin wrote: »
    Love the name.... have some left over penicillin from my mil f days in my 20's i could donate to your cause. :smiley:

    lol. Accepting drugs from strangers is definitely something I remember being told not to do by a cop that gave a presentation at a middle school I went to. The gesture though is appreciated. :smiley:

    Edited by Milf_Hero on December 24, 2014 2:03PM
    You name it, and ill kill it.
  • Milf_Hero
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    kewl wrote: »
    ***_Hero wrote: »
    Where else would you see Mil f Hero other than fighting for a brick house like queen Ayrenn.

    Now I'm going to think of this, every time I see her.

    FOR ***_HERO!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EmnQp3V48

    I freakin love it. I think this is gonna be my new theme song from now on. haha. Gonna sing it all day at work now. Awesome. just completely awesome.

    Shake it down shake it down shake it downnow. :sunglasses:
    You name it, and ill kill it.
  • TheLaw
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    I shall slay this Hero of the Milfs, beware!
    -= Shahrzad the Great |Sorc| =-
  • Ackwalan
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    Gyudan wrote: »
    Don't you mean Milk Hero?
    supercow.gif

    It was one of the many funny moments of this ESO Live. :)

    Why does that bull have an udder?

  • xMovingTarget
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    TheLaw wrote: »
    I shall slay this Hero of the Milfs, beware!

    Ofc, You are the Law!
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