Whats the most pointless, ridiculous, and unnecessary thing you want added to the game?
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SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Curlupandnap emote for khajiit where you curl up and go to sleep while wiggling your paws as if you are trying to catch somethingShunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/6 -
Koensol✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭A dive rock in cold harbor. With Paul Sage, Matt firor, the Konk and Brian wheeler standing next to each other on the edge, blindfolded. Each week you can decide to shove one of these soulles basterds into the void, everytime with a new "last sentence":
"I admit, I admit! AoE cap was our biggest mistAAAAAAAake" .... splat.
Just for the lulz
Edited by Koensol on December 19, 2014 10:10AM6 -
Moonshadow66✭✭✭✭✭
✭A dive rock in cold harbor. With Paul Sage, Matt firor, the Konk and Brian wheeler standing next to each other on the edge, blindfolded. Each week you can decide to shove one of these soulles basterds into the void, everytime with a new "last sentence":
"I admit, I admit! AoE cap was our biggest mistAAAAAAAake" .... splat.
Just for the lulz
Not the Konk, please
Venus Ocean - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Gixia - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
Frances Demnevanni - Breton Dragonknight VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Raygee - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
Lady Olivieri - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Donna Demnevanni - Breton Templar VR16, DC, Tamriel Hero
Elaine Benes - Breton Templar VR16, EP | Ray McCluck - Breton Sorcerer VR16, EP
Moonshadow Demnevanni - Dunmer Dragonknight Lvl 50, EP | Jamie Stacey - Redguard Templar Lvl 50, EP
Caia Cosades - Imperial Nightblade, EP0 -
Nazon_Katts✭✭✭✭✭A dive rock in cold harbor. With Paul Sage, Matt firor, the Konk and Brian wheeler standing next to each other on the edge, blindfolded. Each week you can decide to shove one of these soulles basterds into the void, everytime with a new "last sentence":
"I admit, I admit! AoE cap was our biggest mistAAAAAAAake" .... splat.
Just for the lulz
Not the Konk, please
The Konk goes plonk. The Leavey will... leaveytate.
"You've probably figured that out by now. Let's hope so. Or we're in real trouble... and out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!"2 -
kallistiGAD✭✭✭/netchhat emote and baby netch pets.Argonian Maids Gone Wild
The Flash Mob guild. Bringing the absurd to ESO1 -
AaronMB✭✭✭/arrowknee emote
*How about a little row boat, crafted, and dock-able at ports (perhaps available at all appropriate ports, once you have it). Give us a little open water to navigate, some fishing action, some random stormy weather, and a chance to harpoon a legendary creature (or be eaten from it; maybe there could be a group boat for a group activity). Zeni could make a giant equivalent to "Death by Slaughterfish" if they want to keep us within certain boundaries.
Edited by AaronMB on December 19, 2014 11:51PM4 -
Greycats✭✭Children and babies. I saw an empty baby bed in a house in Daggerfall, but no baby anywhere.
More playable music with our instruments.
Being able to sit in chairs and benches.1 -
deepseamk20b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭A boss battle with a giant Scott Stapp from Creed. He tries to kill you with horrible music. He also summons Justin Bieber adds.Hey everyone! Look! It's a signature!5 -
Hypertionb14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭i would like to add one of my personal Favorite ideas that is totally pointless and silly beyond the idea of doing it..
adding a new raid boss to the game... just one, that is harder than anything before it..
its called..
RaidCrab
a Truck sized mudcrab with 3,000,000,000 Hp. thats 3 billion HP... 100x the HP the serpant has..
it only has basic Melee attacks, but constantly summons waves of 100% normal mudcrab adds wtih 4.5k HP each. summoning 1 per 30s... with each 1 minute that passes increasing the number of summoned crabs by 1... so after 10minutes you will be facing 10 crabs each 30s, or after 100minutes... 100 mudcrabs each half minute....
the idea is to have a nearly impossible single boss that is the stupidest thing you can imagine... a Mudcrab with WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much HP and an add summoning system designed to slowly build up untill you must either focus entirely on AOE or get instantly overwhelmed.
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Giant Mudcrabs are a Staple of TES at this point, so get on it ZOS!I play every class in every situation. I love them all.2 -
Karnus✭✭✭✭I want my Nord to be at least as tall as Lyris Titanborn!
And a secret cow level k thx bye.Edited by Karnus on December 20, 2014 7:12AMFormerly Karnus, the Marauder in Warhammer.2 -
Moonshadow66✭✭✭✭✭
✭Nazon_Katts wrote: »A dive rock in cold harbor. With Paul Sage, Matt firor, the Konk and Brian wheeler standing next to each other on the edge, blindfolded. Each week you can decide to shove one of these soulles basterds into the void, everytime with a new "last sentence":
"I admit, I admit! AoE cap was our biggest mistAAAAAAAake" .... splat.
Just for the lulz
Not the Konk, please
The Konk goes plonk. The Leavey will... leaveytate.
Brian Wheeler the healer and Paul Sage the mage will rage if they saw this
Venus Ocean - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Gixia - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
Frances Demnevanni - Breton Dragonknight VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Raygee - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
Lady Olivieri - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Donna Demnevanni - Breton Templar VR16, DC, Tamriel Hero
Elaine Benes - Breton Templar VR16, EP | Ray McCluck - Breton Sorcerer VR16, EP
Moonshadow Demnevanni - Dunmer Dragonknight Lvl 50, EP | Jamie Stacey - Redguard Templar Lvl 50, EP
Caia Cosades - Imperial Nightblade, EP2 -
Jaxsun✭✭✭✭wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »Curlupandnap emote for khajiit where you curl up and go to sleep while wiggling your paws as if you are trying to catch something
My dog does this on a nightly basis. Dreaming of running at the very least.0 -
Jaxsun✭✭✭✭deepseamk20b14_ESO wrote: »A boss battle with a giant Scott Stapp from Creed. He tries to kill you with horrible music. He also summons Justin Bieber adds.
BEST! POST! EVER!!!2 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭1-Weird hats - even if they don't have any (or maybe really low) armor value.
2-More special odd drops (like Amalexia's lamp or Finvir's trinket) that are re-usable and fun.
3-I want to have the dye station be able to do my weapon as well, and I'd like to name my weapons.
4-emotes of playing instruments that could get you coin in taverns (or maybe thrown out if you were terrible at it). A better chat system. A way to get my summoned familiars to NOT stand on bodies when I want to loot them.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis4 -
diabeticDemon18✭✭✭Alphashado wrote: »A /slap & /flex emote
One of my oldest and most fond MMO memories is of an NPC guard in wow that would laugh hysterically when you targeted him and /flexed.
I want a /thrust emote that instigates a pelvic thrust dance move... just cause I like it1 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Regarding the pelvic thrust dance move; try out the /danceredguard
NakedTenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭For all those wanting houses of ill repute .. check out the Ebon Flask in Ebonheart.
I'd like the temple of Dibella back in all its Daggerfall (the game) nudetastic glory - but less pixelated of course.
I'd really like chefs hat too.Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/1 -
AoEnwyr✭✭✭✭I want the paintbrushes from Oblivion added. In fact just more useless general clutter.1 -
Sindala✭✭✭✭✭A Monkey wearing a bowler hat.Being First is not the prize, it just mean's everyone can stab you in the back.0 -
Knootewoot✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭A new NB-only ultimate called "call in the deathstar" only useable in Cyyrodil @night.
When you cast ultimate you clap your hands and the moon changes in the Deathstar and shoot one keep of random enemy faction. All walls are breached and all, foe friend and NPC's, within a radius of 1000 meters is dead.
Edit: typoEdited by Knootewoot on December 23, 2014 10:52AM٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
"I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."0 -
Beerbill✭✭✭A true open world without loading screens.
Being able to interact with chairs, beds, benches...
Swim and dive on water.
And be able to own a ship please.
Oh don't forget my horny argonian maiden
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OrangeTheCat✭✭✭✭✭
✭A Cat costume (ala Red Dwarf) that only Khajit can wear (because only they look good enough).0 -
OrangeTheCat✭✭✭✭✭
✭Islands far off from shore that we can swim to and just explore for the fun of it.0 -
BeardLumber✭✭✭✭The option to hop off my horse and walk around without my horse disappearing when I am harvesting mats.Heals Please
PC Master Race2 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭More useless things:
1-Warpaint and armor for my horse.
2-An emote to dance with-another-character
3-Commands for pets (like 'climb on target NPC or PC') (which may already be in game; I don't have a pet yet).
4-Thunderbug and Assassin bug pets who can attack.
5-More optional "shapes" for the unstable familiar
6-The option to separate appearance of clothing from effectivness of armorTenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzSRZPwy9yQ