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Whats the most pointless, ridiculous, and unnecessary thing you want added to the game?

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  • Dawnshatter
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    The ability to use your fellow argonian or khajiit players as mounts.
  • Milf_Hero
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    The justice system. I don't care for it so for me it falls under pointless and useless. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    Alphashado wrote: »
    A /slap & /flex emote

    One of my oldest and most fond MMO memories is of an NPC guard in wow that would laugh hysterically when you targeted him and /flexed.

    I would totally love a /flex I would flex all over tamriel. ALL HAIL MY MANLY MUSCLES! /flex2 /flex3 /flex4 and /flexloop /flex2loop /flex3loop.. and so on. Im gonna do a callander of just my character flexing next to women in bikinis.
    You name it, and ill kill it.
  • Natjur
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    A puppy
  • Draxys
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    "You'll make a fine rug, cat!"
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    rip decibel
  • Natjur
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    SteveCampsOut wrote: »
    "Whats the most pointless, ridiculous, and unnecessary thing you want added to the game?"

    Houses of Ill Repute!
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    Like when beta ended? But with even less clothes?
  • Psychobunni
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    I really miss /fishslap

    Standing there waiting for someone to get to dungeon and goofing off, or simply that irritating player you'd like to slap for real, but will settle for for pixel fish :#
    If options weren't necessary, and everyone played the same way, no one would use addons. Fix the UI!

  • SteveCampsOut
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    Natjur wrote: »
    SteveCampsOut wrote: »
    "Whats the most pointless, ridiculous, and unnecessary thing you want added to the game?"

    Houses of Ill Repute!
    SCr4keU.png
    Like when beta ended? But with even less clothes?

    I believe I have a similar screen shot from that party....
    @ֆȶɛʋɛƈǟʍքֆօʊȶ⍟
    Sanguine & Psijic Group Beta Tester.

    NA Server:
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    Grumpy Kahjiti CH782 Dragonknight AD
    Rheticia Le Drakisius CH782 Nightblade DC
    Razmuzan Thrasmas CH782 Templar EP
    Sheenara Soulstrong CH782 Dragonknight DC
    Erik Ramzey CH782 Nightblade AD
    Growling Kahjiti CH782 Nightblade EP
    One of Many Faces CH782 Sorcerer DC
    Grumpasaurus Rex CH782 Warden DC
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    Guildmaster of Pacrooti's Hirelings AD Based LGBT Friendly Guild.
    Stefrex Souliss CH701 Sorcerer AD
    Grumpy Kahjiti CH701 Dragonknight DC
    Slithisi Ksissi CH701 Nightblade EP
    Pokes-With-Fire CH701 Dragonknight AD
    Josie-The-Pussi-Cat CH701 Templar AD
    Stug-Grog M'God CH701 Templar DC
    One With Many Faces CH701 Nightblade DC
    Trixie Truskan CH701 Sorcerer EP
    Grumpetasaurus Rex CH701 Warden EP
  • Muizer
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    skillastatb16_ESO wrote: »
    To be able to sit at a chair that's already there, instead of just creating one magically under my ass.

    Agreed. Just because a chair has four legs, doesn't mean it's a horse.

    ?

    Anyway, when playing ESO, I'd like Stibbons to come and inform me when I receive an e-mail, when someone's trying to call me on my mobile, when my favourite TV show is about to start..... :D



    Please stop making requests for game features. ZOS have enough bad ideas as it is!
  • ShaneS
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    Muizer wrote: »

    Anyway, when playing ESO, I'd like Stibbons to come and inform me when I receive an e-mail, when someone's trying to call me on my mobile, when my favourite TV show is about to start..... :D



    Or occasionally my materials hirelings could run into me with their shipment "Honored employer, my brother insisted that we travel to Fort Dragonclaw...."
  • RedTalon
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    mud crabs with top hats
  • davedesigns
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    Careful guys, Zeni probably will add some of these suggestions judging from how they prioritize over there... :#
  • Tabbycat
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    Raygee wrote: »
    Tabbycat wrote: »
    Collectible calipers. And a display case in a local inn to display them.

    Or better yet, housing with places to store my collection of calipers and forks.

    Reminds me of the Shivering Isles quest (Oblivion) "Work Is Never Done" in Bliss^^ Ok, it was calipers and tongs, but it does ;)

    Not sure why but I've always had a thing for collecting forks in TES games. I had to add a mod to Skyrim just so I could go around stealing forks. I blame Sheogorath and his Fork of Horripilation for my obsession.
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  • deepseamk20b14_ESO
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    I want a falcon with a tiny cap.
    Hey everyone! Look! It's a signature!
  • Natjur
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    deepseamk20b14_ESO wrote: »
    I want a falcon with a tiny cap.
    Like the Justal's Falcon already ingame? Which brings back a read rat?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN5NrFaS2oQ
    Edited by Natjur on December 17, 2014 11:57PM
  • Amsel_McKay
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    Twerk emote
  • Moonshadow66
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    Tabbycat wrote: »
    Raygee wrote: »
    Tabbycat wrote: »
    Collectible calipers. And a display case in a local inn to display them.

    Or better yet, housing with places to store my collection of calipers and forks.

    Reminds me of the Shivering Isles quest (Oblivion) "Work Is Never Done" in Bliss^^ Ok, it was calipers and tongs, but it does ;)

    Not sure why but I've always had a thing for collecting forks in TES games. I had to add a mod to Skyrim just so I could go around stealing forks. I blame Sheogorath and his Fork of Horripilation for my obsession.

    Awesome!^^
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    Elaine Benes - Breton Templar VR16, EP | Ray McCluck - Breton Sorcerer VR16, EP
    Moonshadow Demnevanni - Dunmer Dragonknight Lvl 50, EP | Jamie Stacey - Redguard Templar Lvl 50, EP
    Caia Cosades - Imperial Nightblade, EP

  • Grunim
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    NPC children.

    And hearkening back to some obscure MUDs I played way back when, the ability for a player (female usually) to become pregnant and bear children.

    Imagine the RP possibilities...
    Am a whimsical Generation Jones gamer. Online RPGs hooked me since '94 and no sign of stopping soon...


  • S1ipperyJim
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    Capes
  • LaughingJack
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    Vanity Pets

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  • zaria
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    LaughingJack wrote: »
    Vanity Pets

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    More skirts, game has one skirt its the daeric light armor bottom, had been nice with more and more styles.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • Hypertionb14_ESO
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    RedTalon wrote: »
    mud crabs with top hats

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    I play every class in every situation. I love them all.
  • Gidorick
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    I would like to be able to see my shadow in 1st person.
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
  • Karnus
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    For an extra $5 a month I would like an ESO dev pocket healing me on a fully leveled/geared templar whenever I log in. I would also expect them to lol at all of my jokes and bad puns, listen intently to and take extreme interest in all of my opinions about the game and/or any other topic that I might feel like rambling on about while we PVP in Cyrodill, collect crafting mats, complete quests or stand around on raised platforms in cities playing /lute and /drum.
    Formerly Karnus, the Marauder in Warhammer.
  • Ajantear
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    Though I don't consider it to be of the three terms stated in the question, I still want to see a left handed character option.

    If you could only play a male there would be outcry.

    If you could only be white there would be outcry.

    Many game now have the option for same sec interactions.

    Why does every game still blatantly discriminate against the left handed by only letting you be right handed?
  • Tonnopesce
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    Blud wrote: »
    Proper Dunmer hairstyles.

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    STOP living in to another era...... ;)


    I want finishing moves cams or different heavy attaks with different results like in skyrim

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  • Vizier
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    • I really would like it if hair didn't disappear when you put on a head piece.
    • All weapons and shield equipped to show on character at the same time.
    • Multiple dog choices as pets with ability to name.
    • Dark Nights in Cyrodiil.
  • bellanca6561n
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    Ahhhhh......some of these are wishes for useful things....tisk tisk...

    I'm with the /slap add. Loved it in Lord of the Rings Online when Saruman or some other big boss bad guy would launch into a preposterously long preamble to the final fight speech and somebody would just walk up and start slapping them.

    Would be useful in this game for those pithed brained didn't-get-enough-attention-as-children dolts spamming forced emote spells in banks and towns. Oh how I'd love to slap them silly.
  • Marenne
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    Micro-game
  • Arundo
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    The option to carry a second person on my horse
    Edited by Arundo on December 18, 2014 11:09AM
  • JaJaLuka
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    Batman
    Krojick, DC Sorc PC NA
    Milámber, EP Sorc PC NA
    Brunack, EP DK PC NA
    General Mark Shephard, EP Temp PC NA (Worst temp NA XD )
    Krojick Nightblade, DC NB PC NA
    Others...
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