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Whats the most pointless, ridiculous, and unnecessary thing you want added to the game?

Hypertionb14_ESO
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stuff like, an emote where your charcter juggles with their feet while standing on their hands...

or random encounters in the world where tons of critters attack you.

whatever first random thing comes to mind...
I play every class in every situation. I love them all.
  • Alphashado
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    A /slap & /flex emote

    One of my oldest and most fond MMO memories is of an NPC guard in wow that would laugh hysterically when you targeted him and /flexed.
    Edited by Alphashado on December 17, 2014 3:54AM
  • SRIBES
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    Paul Sage mount and the emp costume replaced with a matt firor costume.
    Edited by SRIBES on December 17, 2014 3:55AM
  • Hypertionb14_ESO
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    Alphashado wrote: »
    A /slap & /flex emote

    One of my oldest and most fond MMO memories is of an NPC guard in wow that would laugh hysterically when you targeted him and /flexed.

    that actually sounds cool.

    Having ESO npcs respond to emotes alone would be pretty cool.
    I play every class in every situation. I love them all.
  • NordJitsu
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    The ability to emote in combat.

    The ability to swim underwater.

    The ability to pick pocket the clothes off of the back of an NPC, like in Skyrim.
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  • ThePonzzz
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    /wagtail (khajiit)

    I want my facial hair as a khajiit to be shown when I wear a helmet/hood.

    I want cloaks.
  • ers101284b14_ESO
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    AsweetRoll wrote: »
    Paul Sage mount

    It's supposed to be a Paul Sage pet. Which I am still hoping for.
    Edited by ers101284b14_ESO on December 17, 2014 4:11AM
  • SlayerSyrena
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    I want a /snarl emote for vampires (so we can finally see our fangs)!
    PC/NA, Level 50 * Current Champion Points: 1600+
    Cyndril - Bosmer Vampire Nightblade - Dual Wield Blades and Bow

    ***Member of the closed early beta group, The Psijic Order***
    Guest on first ESO Live
    My ESO fan art and comics
  • Dekkameron
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    Horse and cart (mobile bank)
    - Veteran Combat Librarian -
  • kijima
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    To be able to fight slaughterfish.
    Been here since Feb 2014 - You'd think I'd be half reasonable at this game by now...
  • MornaBaine
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    I want a /snarl emote for vampires (so we can finally see our fangs)!

    THIS right here. ^^
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

  • superquadockyb14_ESO
    Fatter Argonians! Gosh dangit!
    Its not fair, every other race can be giant fatsos, but Noooo Argonians have to be either thin or REALLY thin or PAPER thin.
  • Blud
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    Proper Dunmer hairstyles.

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  • Blud
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    Bank tabs so we can sort all the cool looking armor sets. My main carries 4 sets on him at all times: 2 medium and 2 heavy for pvp/pve. It's ridiculous. And there were some very awesome armor sets shown at Quake Con 2014. I know I want to collect those.

    http://skyrimfansite.com/new-elder-scrolls-online-weapons-and-armor/


    Where am I going to put them? How about on armor stands in our personal keep or tower? I bet if ESO started up a EQ Landmark type of server, people would design all kinds of cool stuff that could be put into the game, if the devs are overwhelmed with stuff to do already. There could be all sorts of cool craftable items to add a more sandbox elements. Like armor stands, or horse armor, or whatever. I started with the Dunmer hairstyles, and now I'm out of control. I'd better stop here.



    And better looking Daedric armor.

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    http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/1722/?


    Edited by Blud on December 17, 2014 5:08AM
  • Unknown_poster
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    .
    Edited by Unknown_poster on October 19, 2024 3:53AM
  • MiyaTheUnbroken
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    I want the extra AvA campaigns to have Mad Moxxi style rules, such as "Body Shots" where crits do less damage, "High Speed" where every one moves much faster, or "Naked" which is self explanatory. Oh! Or "Vampire" where your health constantly degenerates, but killing an enemy restores it. That one was a lot of fun.
  • Lynx7386
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    Visual effects temporarily forced on players that consume skooma, causing you to hallucinate and see things that arent really there all over your screen.
    PS4 / NA
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    Pakhet - Khajiit Dragonknight - Tank
    Raksha - Khajiit Sorcerer - Stamina DPS
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    Leonin - Khajiit Warden - Tank
  • Nazon_Katts
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    "You've probably figured that out by now. Let's hope so. Or we're in real trouble... and out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!"
  • Amour
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    /burp emote !
  • Nazon_Katts
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    or /fishslapdance
    "You've probably figured that out by now. Let's hope so. Or we're in real trouble... and out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!"
  • Master_Fluff
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    The awsome NPC fight taunts of Morrowind.

    "Why won't you die!"
    "It will be your blood here, not mine"
    "You fight like a pregnant cow!"
    "You n'wah!"

    Halcyon Black
  • Nazon_Katts
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    More Monkey Island Influence, Indeed!
    "You've probably figured that out by now. Let's hope so. Or we're in real trouble... and out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!"
  • naturn
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    The ability to make much fatter or thinner characters. It would be even better if we could change existing characters perhaps in a cafe or gym much like hair should be able to be changed in a barber shop. This would be great for role players and having fun. Tattoos with better designs which can be added or removed at tattoo shops would be cool.
  • PBpsy
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    ThePonzzz wrote: »
    /wagtail (khajiit)

    I want my facial hair as a khajiit to be shown when I wear a helmet/hood.

    I want cloaks.

    /pullkhajiittail emote
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  • abigfishy
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    The ability to hide shoulders, belt, gloves and shoes like you can now with your helmet. (Shouldn't allow players to hide chest or pants as waaaaaay too many will choose that option making the game look a lot less cool.)
    Level 50 Characters
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    Odette Skullcrusher Nord DK EP Tank
    Hannah Smithee Breton Templar DC Healer
    Charlotte of the Wild Bosmer NB EP DPS
    Rabbath Amman Dark Elf Sorc EP DPS
    Lovely Twinkle High Elf Sorc AD Tank
    Nepith Dark Elf Warden EP Healer
    Tupac Shakoor Redguard Sorc DC Tank
    Faire the Last Snow Elf Altmer Warden EP Ice Staff Tank
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    Soul-Shriven Breton Sorc DC DPS
    Makush gro-Shurgal Orc DK DC Tank
    Cleopatra Tharn Imperial Sorc EP Healer
    Daenerys Targaryin Nord Templar DC Healer
    Zar Saarshar Khajiit NB DC Thief
    Celrith High Elf Sorc EP Assassin
    Falcar Dark Elf NB DC Necromancer
    Myriam Blaylock Breton NB EP Vampire
    Nivrillin Wood Elf NB DC Werewolf
  • TehMagnus
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    Flying mounts
  • felinith66
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    Capes!
  • Blud
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    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    Visual effects temporarily forced on players that consume skooma, causing you to hallucinate and see things that arent really there all over your screen.

    Cool idea. It could be like the drug effects in Far Cry 3.
  • FishBreath
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    Fatter Argonians! Gosh dangit!
    Its not fair, every other race can be giant fatsos, but Noooo Argonians have to be either thin or REALLY thin or PAPER thin.
    This! :)

    Hopefully you've written feedback about it in game. I have already 6 months ago...
    Edited by FishBreath on December 17, 2014 10:52AM
  • Muizer
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    Wise women in the market square where I can get a weather forecast.
    Please stop making requests for game features. ZOS have enough bad ideas as it is!
  • Gidorick
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    /sweetroll
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
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