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The lady by the Belkarth wayshrine

derpsticks
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Drives me crazy.

Please make her stop talking. Her name is Lysse Chauvry.
  • hammer_fella
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    ZOS loves to put annoying, repetitive NPC dialogues in high traffic areas.

    The incredulous Bosmer and the whiny Khajiit (Gerethel and Azbishan) in the Elden Root crafting area and the Bosmer in the stocks (Finedrin) in Rawl'Kha are two other prime examples.
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  • Preyfar
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    Did you hear? Some stranger saved King Cassimir's life! I'd like to buy that hero an ale. Did you hear? Some stranger saved King Cassimir's life! I'd like to buy that hero an ale. Did you hear? Some stranger saved King Cassimir's life! I'd like to buy that hero an ale. Did you...
  • Nacario
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    Did you hear about the madness in southpoint? 
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    Nacario wrote: »
    Did you hear about the madness in southpoint? 
    This one hears the strangeness in Southpoint has ended. Seems a Daedric Prince was involved. Sheogorath himself!
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    Houses made of mudcrabs?!?! How would that work?!?! they would scuttle away!!
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  • dharbert
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    derpsticks wrote: »
    Drives me crazy.

    Please make her stop talking. Her name is Lysse Chauvry.

    "You want me to take these weapons by myself through a desert full of bandits, to a school where they lob off the heads of the unworthy?"

    It's actually a pretty funny conversation, the first couple of times you hear it. But yes, they need to move things like this farther away from high traffic areas.
  • Nestor
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    I have noticed since the last patch that the frequency of the annoying utterances have been reduced. Like in Wayrest Castle.
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  • derpsticks
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    I'm just hoping that once the justice system is in place I'll be able to go make them stop talking.
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    "You wanna cry me a river? Go ahead, maybe you can float out of Craglorn."
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iZOmjLrFMs
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  • AlexDougherty
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    Dekkameron wrote: »
    Houses made of mudcrabs?!?! How would that work?!?! they would scuttle away!!

    They would be Chitin (it's pronounced Ky-Tin BTW, just so you get the joke).
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
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    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
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    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
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  • Sacadon
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    "I'm noting your scent"
  • Sacadon
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    Yep, prob same person in charge of reading these forums and some passive form of payback, grin j/k.
  • StoHelit
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    Do you know the old saying...

    (ever since they cut her speech feels like something is subtly wrong)
  • Cuyler
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    Neizir wrote: »
    "You wanna cry me a river? Go ahead, maybe you can float out of Craglorn."
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iZOmjLrFMs

    This one cracks me up everytime, never get sick of it. Reminds me of all the QQing on these forums :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    dharbert wrote: »
    derpsticks wrote: »
    Drives me crazy.

    Please make her stop talking. Her name is Lysse Chauvry.

    "You want me to take these weapons by myself through a desert full of bandits, to a school where they lob off the heads of the unworthy?"

    It's actually a pretty funny conversation, the first couple of times you hear it. But yes, they need to move things like this farther away from high traffic areas.

    This one though Jebus I want to lob her head off! it's right next to the wayshrine too
    Edited by Cuyler on December 4, 2014 3:55PM
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  • Dekkameron
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    Dekkameron wrote: »
    Houses made of mudcrabs?!?! How would that work?!?! they would scuttle away!!

    They would be Chitin (it's pronounced Ky-Tin BTW, just so you get the joke).

    Er.. not sure if you're the phantom joke killer, but yes, yes i did know.
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  • AlexDougherty
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    Dekkameron wrote: »
    Dekkameron wrote: »
    Houses made of mudcrabs?!?! How would that work?!?! they would scuttle away!!

    They would be Chitin (it's pronounced Ky-Tin BTW, just so you get the joke).

    Er.. not sure if you're the phantom joke killer.

    Sorry, but I have a weakness for really bad puns.
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • ramasurinenpreub18_ESO
    Rosveen wrote: »
    Nacario wrote: »
    Did you hear about the madness in southpoint? 
    This one hears the strangeness in Southpoint has ended. Seems a Daedric Prince was involved. Sheogorath himself!

    The day the justice system drops I am going to that exact spot in Elden Root, with a big bowl of popcorn, and doing /sitchair for about two hours.

    There is going to be an incredible line up of people waiting their turn to spawn camp and murder those two. Neither of them are essential NPCs, so they are doomed. It should be an awesome show.

    EDIT: And I am personally going to track down that stupid nord ghost in the Windhelm crafting area, the one talking about how the Cold Moon Inn is more freaking rustic, and send him back to Aetherius, on fire.
    Edited by ramasurinenpreub18_ESO on December 4, 2014 5:37PM
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    "Its here!" person that yells it is going to be dead the day update 6 comes out.
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  • Chuggernaut
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    derpsticks wrote: »
    Drives me crazy.

    Please make her stop talking. Her name is Lysse Chauvry.

    Is that the annoying chick that keeps complaining she's gonna lose her shirt, but wont deliver the goods herself?
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  • derpsticks
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    Yes, exactly her. It would be fine if the audio played once an hour. You cant stand near these npcs without them yammering on about the same thing. They are like those video ads that play on certain websites, are way down the page, on a different tab, and not easily muted.
  • poodlemasterb16_ESO
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    I actually figured that there was a quest involved there, but when I finally tried to take it there was no one there. I have been up that road. ;)
  • drschplatt
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    I think we need to start making a list of NPCs who need to die as soon as the justice system comes out. Then we need to form a few raid groups to allow said NPCs to be slaughtered over and over again by fighting off any guards who try to keep them alive.
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    Preyfar wrote: »
    Did you hear? Some stranger saved King Cassimir's life! I'd like to buy that hero an ale. Did you hear? Some stranger saved King Cassimir's life! I'd like to buy that hero an ale. Did you hear? Some stranger saved King Cassimir's life! I'd like to buy that hero an ale. Did you...


    This made me L M A O bwahahhaaaa it sums it up right there. At least let's hear some adventurer/arrow to the knee lines... those are like music to my ears

    Edited by ThisOnePosts on December 5, 2014 6:35AM
  • Lord_Kreegan
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    Easier solution; take your headset off.
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    haha.. I actually often switch where I usually sells and repair, so I dont have to listen to the same voice. The manly lady voice in the craglorn bank, is starting to annoy me.
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  • AngryNord
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    That Argonian offering to sell all his Jewelry for passage out of Belkarth is worse...
  • Sacadon
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    EDIT: ignore th3 below, the dialogue still plays.... Back to muting in this area again.

    I may be wrong but I think they actually fixed this. I've hit the wayshrine several times lately and usually the annoying lady starts rambling before I even get there, but have not heard it lately.

    Now if they can just allow us to turn off those annoying raid notifications.
    Edited by Sacadon on December 14, 2014 3:04PM
  • martinhpb16_ESO
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    She is still there whining.

    Get rid of her please !!!!!!!!
    At least the spelling is difficult for you.
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