Dear brothers and sisters of Lamae I beseech thee (if you're within earshot), pray heed my story lest my experience become yours! How a recent incident of ignominious depravity befell me, stripping me of my pride and now reduced to a whimpering wretch; a *living* shadow of my former self.
Recently while in the Rift, a vile Breton temptress (the best sort...um.. er..and may a thousand thousand angry fleas infest her armpits and the armpits of her progeny for two-score generations), convinced me during a three day thingumorgy of feasting, wine, song and ... um ... that other thing that happens at a thingumorgy... to visit the most vile Priest of Arkay who resides upstairs in the Mages Guild in that very same city.
In short order (I was besotted .. have pity on me) I was reduced from being the proud scion of Lamae's clan into a pathetic nobody; a Dunmer of no special consequence.
To add insult to injury, the thieving Arkay whelp charged me 630 Gold coin for the privilege of neutering me of my proud heritage.
Now, I am back to my senses (or what passes as senses in this grey drab reality that the living call *life*) and the import of this terrible wrong weighs heavily in my now beating heart.
Is there any of my clan who will infuse me again with the blessed blood of our mother? I lie in wait in the Rift and in Bangkorai at the blessed shrines hoping that this next group of blood fiends have the blessed virus to transport me back to the un-life of my choice.
Hoping against hope that the next sister of brother I see will BITE ME because it is our honour to add to the family .. and not some lower class goldbricker!
I wait in hope.
Edited by Breg_Magol on December 3, 2014 2:49AM