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I'd rather be notified of when an elf farts
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OrangeTheCat✭✭✭✭✭
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That is called "minimalistic". It is the supposedly hip thing to do.Notifying us about guild mates completing a trial, but not mentioning which players exactly, or even from which guild kinda follows the same logic as sending us an "item sold" mail, but not mentioning what item, or even which guild store.
Probably, the same person/team is responsible for both of these.
@Zos this is how trial and sale notifications should look:
Then we should just get a notification that says "something happened" and leave it at that.4 -
AngryNord✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I've heard Elf farts smell real bad, so you don't actually need any notification of them...Edited by AngryNord on November 24, 2014 7:35PM4 -
ers101284b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭The average Elf farts 13 times a second. So yeah I'm ok with trial run notifications over Elf fart notifications.3 -
AngryNord✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »The average Elf farts 13 times a second.
They really should consider modifying the Sumerset cuisine...3 -
ers101284b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »The average Elf farts 13 times a second.
They really should consider modifying the Sumerset cuisine...
Think about it next time you oggle Queen Ayrenn.5 -
Morticide828✭✭✭It would be great if it gave names as mentioned before, but also if we could select which guilds are even eligible to notify you. For example, my 500 member trade guild includes people of inferior alliances - I couldn't care less if they've done AA in 140 minutes.
My speed run trials guild however, does interest me - and I like to see when different groups are getting times. Names would help identify this.
Also, whilst we're on the topic of notifications - Guild notes of the day should be displayed on login if they've been changed since last visit - so that guild leaders can actually NOTIFY people of things they might need to know of. Kind of like a guild message of the day even.2 -
PBpsy✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭It is actually very important to specify what kind of mer fart you are referring to. Dunmer farts are very different from bosmer farts.ESO forums achievementsProud fanboiElitist jerkTrollHaterFan of icontested(rainbow colors granted)5 -
Epona222✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I believe there is a book in game about Bosmer farts.
Indicating that Zeni has put considerably more thought into elf farts than into the UI.
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Hypertionb14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭I have an Announcement,
An Elf has farted.I play every class in every situation. I love them all.7 -
ItsMeToo✭✭✭✭✭Hypertionb14_ESO wrote: »I have an Announcement,
An Elf has farted.
Ouuu... wet... Be Right Back...FYI - There is no such thing as 'night capping' in a world wide MMO.FYI - There was no paid Beta. When they launched the game the Beta was over, even if you don't think it was.FYI - It's B2P not F2P. There is a difference.FYI - It doesn't take any player skill to mash keys or buttons in this game. The ones that stay alive longer have the better internet connection and speed.FYI - The game is not broken, it still works. It just has 'bugs' that need to be fixed.Balance is a "Bad" thing.
Example: There were hundreds of Jedi and only two Sith in Star Wars. The Jedi wanted, "Balance in the Force" and they got it. Now there are only two Jedi and two Sith.
Balance is a "Bad" thing.Is the glass half full or half empty?
I say, "Get a smaller glass."3 -
LonePirate✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭It would be great if it gave names as mentioned before, but also if we could select which guilds are even eligible to notify you. For example, my 500 member trade guild includes people of inferior alliances - I couldn't care less if they've done AA in 140 minutes.
If you hover your mouse over the text on the Notifications screen, names will display. I have seen upwards of four names but more might display.0 -
IrishGirlGamer✭✭✭✭✭
✭I agree that the notification of another player's achievement is rather pointless to me, even if they are in the same guild I am. I can't even imagine one good reason why I'd care. Particularly since those involved can do a shout-out to their guild if they want others to know.
Get rid of it, please.Valar Morghulis.
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AngryNord✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Hypertionb14_ESO wrote: »I have an Announcement,
An Elf has farted.
Thank goodness there are few elves in Windhelm2 -
ItsMeToo✭✭✭✭✭Hypertionb14_ESO wrote: »I have an Announcement,
An Elf has farted.
Thank goodness there are few elves in Windhelm
That's why they call it Windhelm.FYI - There is no such thing as 'night capping' in a world wide MMO.FYI - There was no paid Beta. When they launched the game the Beta was over, even if you don't think it was.FYI - It's B2P not F2P. There is a difference.FYI - It doesn't take any player skill to mash keys or buttons in this game. The ones that stay alive longer have the better internet connection and speed.FYI - The game is not broken, it still works. It just has 'bugs' that need to be fixed.Balance is a "Bad" thing.
Example: There were hundreds of Jedi and only two Sith in Star Wars. The Jedi wanted, "Balance in the Force" and they got it. Now there are only two Jedi and two Sith.
Balance is a "Bad" thing.Is the glass half full or half empty?
I say, "Get a smaller glass."5 -
PBpsy✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭LonePirate wrote: »It would be great if it gave names as mentioned before, but also if we could select which guilds are even eligible to notify you. For example, my 500 member trade guild includes people of inferior alliances - I couldn't care less if they've done AA in 140 minutes.
If you hover your mouse over the text on the Notifications screen, names will display. I have seen upwards of four names but more might display.
It will display a max of 12 names including yours if you are in that group and everyone is in your guild/guilds.ESO forums achievementsProud fanboiElitist jerkTrollHaterFan of icontested(rainbow colors granted)0 -
kelly.medleyb14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭Hypertionb14_ESO wrote: »I have an Announcement,
An Elf has farted.
Thank goodness there are few elves in WindhelmHypertionb14_ESO wrote: »I have an Announcement,
An Elf has farted.
Thank goodness there are few elves in Windhelm
That's why they call it Windhelm.
^^^ lol
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✭✭Just so people know, you can use By The Nine Notify (BT9 Notify) which is a really useful addon that stops all those notifications and allows you to pick and choose what it lets through, so I get group invite notifications but don't get those annoying-as-hell trial notifications.
Honestly? It's one addon I'd be lost without.0 -
Phelaen✭✭✭i think we should all call the ZOS customer service main office (410.568.3200) every time we get a notification and see how long this " feature" stays in the game..
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✭clayandaudrey_ESO wrote: »As I said in the other thread there should be an auto grats toggle you can turn on. That way guild chat becomes flooded on every notification. Seems about on par with the actual notification.
OMG! Auto gratz, please god no!1 -
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✭Well, damn it, what the heck are the poor Elves to do? All these buildings and elaborate structures - above and below ground - dating back thousands of years and not ONE TOILET. All these camps and not a single latrine.
Of course they're gonna fart.1 -
PBpsy✭✭✭✭✭
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Elves don't poop.bellanca6561n wrote: »Well, damn it, what the heck are the poor Elves to do? All these buildings and elaborate structures - above and below ground - dating back thousands of years and not ONE TOILET. All these camps and not a single latrine.
Of course they're gonna fart.
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✭ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »The average Elf farts 13 times a second.
They really should consider modifying the Sumerset cuisine...
Think about it next time you oggle Queen Ayrenn.
Think about the bouquet of roses that grace the buttocks on their journey towards the light?3 -
ers101284b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »The average Elf farts 13 times a second.
They really should consider modifying the Sumerset cuisine...
Think about it next time you oggle Queen Ayrenn.
Think about the bouquet of roses that grace the buttocks on their journey towards the light?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKohFWcgL1o
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✭I love the thread title! No off button, no peace!If options weren't necessary, and everyone played the same way, no one would use addons. Fix the UI!1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭There are about 100 other things I'd rather be notified of before trials. Elf farts may not be number #1, but it's definitely above trails as something I want to hear about. Other things that come to mind that I'd like to have some details about that I currently cannot have without addon support
xp gained
hp/stam/magicka totals on screen while fighting
buffs
debuffs
timers for research
in game clock
charge counter on weapons
durability on armor
time to feed my horse?
low bag space
the name of that item I just auto looted
the name of the item I just sold that is associated with the gold in my mail
a minimap
I could go on and on. Take the guy that decided these notifications are not only a good idea but absolutely not optional in any way and if he's still with the company,have him work on some of the stuff on this list (and make them optional!)
It really does feel like you guys haven't ever played any other games... ever. It may not be the biggest MMO in the world, but DDO used to have raid notifications and they turned them off... 7 years ago. Learn from the mistakes other games have made. While we're on the topic, you might want to google up "NGE" just for reference on something else not to do.
Edited by redspecter23 on November 25, 2014 8:29PM3 -
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✭✭kelly.medleyb14_ESO wrote: »than of random people in my guilds completing easy trials.
Ok, I play two elfs, a Dunmer and an Altmer, I'll send you a mail when one of them lets one loose.
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kelly.medleyb14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭AlexDougherty wrote: »kelly.medleyb14_ESO wrote: »than of random people in my guilds completing easy trials.
Ok, I play two elfs, a Dunmer and an Altmer, I'll send you a mail when one of them lets one loose.
Thank you sooo much
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drschplatt✭✭✭✭There is absolutely no reason for those notifications to even be in the game. They're not quite as annoying as the PVP scroll drop announcements I get when I'm trying to PVE.Foräois - Imperial Sorcerer of Ineptitude.
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✭Please please please please please please please stop the annoying trial alerts.
See how annoying unnecessary repetition is !At least the spelling is difficult for you.
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