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Clap clap bananas and your stupid server crash

eariel
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Well done guys. Keep doing that. You cannot win without a server crash and ur stupid impulse bug.

Ridicolous

Edited by eariel on November 11, 2014 9:56PM
  • Manoekin
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    eariel wrote: »
    Well done guys. Keep doing that. You cannot win without a server crash and ur stupid impulse bug.

    Ridicolous

    Nothing bugged about impulse. AD didn't create or abuse the crash strategy as much as DC. I don't see where you have any right to complain.
  • Lava_Croft
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    Stop spreading the *** that anyone is causing these server crashes on purpose. It's poisonous and serves no other purpose than to divert attention from the real problem, which is ZOS and its faulty product named Elder Scrolls Online.
  • Evergnar
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    Banana peels. They'll get ya every time.
  • Teargrants
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    Just log out, only YOU can prevent server crashes.
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  • Lava_Croft
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    Teargrants wrote: »
    Just log out, only YOU can prevent server crashes.
    If they give me my money from the subscription back, I'll gladly stay logged out.
  • Jitterbug
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    smurf-banana1.jpg
  • eariel
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    The truth is that bananas have never won a campaign before. smurfs yes they sometimes use the crash strategy... that's true but well... bananas always use it just because they don't know how to play otherwise. We on the other hand never use it.

    Nice job and have fun guys.
    Edited by eariel on November 11, 2014 11:16PM
  • Gilvoth
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    eariel wrote: »
    The truth is that bananas have never won a campaign before. smurfs yes they sometimes use the crash strategy... that's true but well... bananas always use it just because they don't know how to play otherwise. We on the other hand never use it.

    Nice job and have fun guys.

    Quoted For Truth
    "qft"

  • kevlarto_ESO
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    So when AD had DC/EP scrolls and the server crashed and DC and EP got their scrolls back it was ok I guess, stuff happens, in the famous words that I see a lot of posters use , Deal with it..LOL
  • krim
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    UPGRADE YOUR SERVER ZOS
  • Valymer
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    The Cyrodiil instance server when three factions collide in battle:

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  • Columba
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    Lol. I seriously doubt that it was intentional. I hate the impulse monkey spamming, but the mechanics need to be changed. I don't see this intended to crash the server, though.
  • Lava_Croft
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    Columba wrote: »
    Lol. I seriously doubt that it was intentional. I hate the impulse monkey spamming, but the mechanics need to be changed. I don't see this intended to crash the server, though.
    I hate Snipe monkey spamming and I can post the same *** in every thread too.
  • Rylana
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    eariel wrote: »
    Well done guys. Keep doing that. You cannot win without a server crash and ur stupid impulse bug.

    Ridicolous

    I assure you, oh "ridiculous claim guy" that impulse users are not the worst of your gaming shortcomings.

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  • Davadin
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    eariel wrote: »
    The truth is that bananas have never won a campaign before. smurfs yes they sometimes use the crash strategy... that's true but well... bananas always use it just because they don't know how to play otherwise. We on the other hand never use it.

    Nice job and have fun guys.

    wat?

    and which server is this?
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  • Rylana
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    The aldmeri dominion currently holds the most overall campaign wins.

    If you exclude blackwater and haderus (because of the fast recycle time of 5 and 7 days, respectively) AD is tied with DC for number of old style campaigns and thornblade cycles, while including 5 cycles of chillrend that have been blue buff server (EP won the first two).

    If you dont include chillrend, and only look at the old campaigns + thornblade, AD wins by 4.

    First cycle AD won 6, DC 2, EP 2. (if you count Scourge). Second cycle AD won 4, DC won 4, EP won 1. Thorn has gone AD, DC, EP. Add them up.
    Edited by Rylana on November 12, 2014 11:59AM
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  • Sleep
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    eariel wrote: »
    The truth is that bananas have never won a campaign before. smurfs yes they sometimes use the crash strategy... that's true but well... bananas always use it just because they don't know how to play otherwise. We on the other hand never use it.

    Nice job and have fun guys.

    It's not true that "bananas have never won a campaign before". I haven't seen any smurfs causing server crash with my own eyes while I saw a lot of crahes caused by bananas, and they mostly won the battle. Only once I saw the bananas caused the crash and they lost because they were defending and they started to lagg the server before the flags were flipped. Then finally the flags flipped to blue and crashed.
  • Lava_Croft
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    What's up with all the Yanks pretending like this thread is not about the kingdom of Yurp's ESO server?

    (And really, let's put this to rest, OP is silly)
    (And really really, if you are going to post 'statistics', at least link to something that actually backs up your claims)
    Edited by Lava_Croft on November 13, 2014 8:32AM
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