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Things I Don't Understand (share yours!)
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1. Why do people keep meat in their nightstands?
2. Why do mubcrabs apparently sometimes wear armor?
3. Why do ANY animals apparently sometimes wear armor?
4. Why is armor sometimes stored in flour sacks?
It's early and I'm still working on my first cup of coffee but I know there's more stuff like this I've wondered. Add yours and I'll update this later!
2. Why do mubcrabs apparently sometimes wear armor?
3. Why do ANY animals apparently sometimes wear armor?
4. Why is armor sometimes stored in flour sacks?
It's early and I'm still working on my first cup of coffee but I know there's more stuff like this I've wondered. Add yours and I'll update this later!
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
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✭1a) For everyone except Bosmer - Tamriel has a bit of a werewolf problem. They could pop into your house at any time. Best to keep a piece of raw meat handy in case you need to use it as a distraction.
1b) For Bosmer - Sometimes you really need just that midnight snack.
2 and 3) Do you know how many players that wolf/mudcrab needed to kill to get those pants? Wear them with pride, little mudcrab!
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Chuggernaut✭✭✭How Alchemy and Enchanting writs made it out of PTS. I really need to join and start testing...My comrades have returned. I erect the spine of gratitude. You are a hero today. - Bura-Natoo3 -
diabeticDemon18✭✭✭MornaBaine wrote: »1. Why do people keep meat in their nightstands?
2. Why do mubcrabs apparently sometimes wear armor?
3. Why do ANY animals apparently sometimes wear armor?
4. Why is armor sometimes stored in flour sacks?
It's early and I'm still working on my first cup of coffee but I know there's more stuff like this I've wondered. Add yours and I'll update this later!
You know... the nightstand keeps it fresh...
Mudcrabs and animals just put the armor in their pockets, duh...
and the last one is obviously for people illegally smuggling armor
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Shakes not its top for any blast that blows!”
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✭✭Why at the end is being beaten better for Molag Bal than him winning?. Meridia actual says that being beaten is better in many ways fo Molag Bal, and I don't think she meant he do some soul searching.People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
Wizard's first rule
Passion rules reason
Wizard's third rule
Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
Wizard's fifth rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
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Kalman✭✭✭✭Chuggernaut wrote: »How Alchemy and Enchanting writs made it out of PTS. I really need to join and start testing...
They worked perfectly on PTS.1 -
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✭✭How come ther are no toilets, everybody eats and drinks, but nobody needs the Lavatory.
How come none of the animals produce manure either?
How come every single term for the toilet, including the word "Toilet" is a euphamism?.Edited by AlexDougherty on November 7, 2014 3:17PMPeople believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
Wizard's first rule
Passion rules reason
Wizard's third rule
Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
Wizard's fifth rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
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i think they use buckets for that...AlexDougherty wrote: »How come ther are no toilets, everybody eats and drinks, but nobody needs the Lavatory.
How come none of the animals produce manure either?
How come every single term for the toilet, including the word "Toilet" is a euphamism?.
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astro74✭✭✭1. What color will a smurf get if you strangle him.
2. Why does 7-11 have locks on the door when they have open 24h/day.
3. What were the devs smoking? Must have been good ***!3 -
guldrik✭✭I always believed..armor from mudcrabs(and other animals) belonged to orher adventurers killed by said animal9 -
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✭Where are all of the farms? There's like one or two farms per factions, and most of them grow only moon-sugar. Where does all of the food come from?6 -
diabeticDemon18✭✭✭Aett_Thorn wrote: »Where are all of the farms? There's like one or two farms per factions, and most of them grow only moon-sugar. Where does all of the food come from?
They summon it from... that... yeah... that one place over by that one thing from this one time1 -
Sypherioth✭✭✭Some npcs seem to be able to levitate toEdited by Sypherioth on November 7, 2014 5:15PM1
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MiyaTheUnbroken✭✭✭✭I always assumed mudcrabs and other animals carried the armor in their belly, as though they'd eaten some poor adventurer and had not yet digested his clothing. It makes less getting a heavy armor chest piece from a mudcrab, but some gloves from a wolf's belly fits well enough.
My question is where are all of the children?
Why are there so many ghosts; does anyone's spirit cross over, or is all of Tamriel under some kind of curse?
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istateres✭✭✭✭Why can I buy horses from NPC, but not sell them to anyone, not even my ALTs?
Why would anyone harvest mushrooms?
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✭MornaBaine wrote: »1. Why do people keep meat in their nightstands?
Well, it's not like they have refrigerators.MornaBaine wrote: »3. Why do mubcrabs apparently sometimes wear armor?
For the same reason that wolves sometimes carry swords--because it's a cruel hard world.MornaBaine wrote: »4. Why do ANY animals apparently sometimes wear armor?
Well, your character wears armor. It would hardly be fair to hold the animals to a different standard, now would it?MornaBaine wrote: »5. Why is armor sometimes stored in flour sacks?
To hide it from thieving mudcrabs, obviously.
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lordspyder✭✭✭✭✭MiyaTheUnbroken wrote: »I always assumed mudcrabs and other animals carried the armor in their belly, as though they'd eaten some poor adventurer and had not yet digested his clothing. It makes less getting a heavy armor chest piece from a mudcrab, but some gloves from a wolf's belly fits well enough.
My question is where are all of the children?
Why are there so many ghosts; does anyone's spirit cross over, or is all of Tamriel under some kind of curse?
That would be explained in the main quest...
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✭✭Chuggernaut wrote: »How Alchemy and Enchanting writs made it out of PTS. I really need to join and start testing...
Prepare to be disappointed if you do as most problems were reported and never fixed.You earned the 500 LOLs badge.
You received 500 LOLs. It ain't no fluke, you post great stuff and we're lucky to have you here. +50 points1 -
PSLAnimal✭✭✭✭Who taught my character to swim?
And how can you swim when you're wearing half a ton of plate armor?Animal (Ask me what the PSL stands for. Go on. Ask.)
@PSLAnimal on the NA Megaserver
Making people wonder just what the hell is wrong with me since 1961.6 -
PSLAnimal✭✭✭✭How do you "erect the spine" of anything?
Well, see, when a Argonian man and an Argonian lady care for each other very much, they get certain feelings, and...Animal (Ask me what the PSL stands for. Go on. Ask.)
@PSLAnimal on the NA Megaserver
Making people wonder just what the hell is wrong with me since 1961.10 -
rbenkepub19_ESO✭✭✭How can you craft a piece armor or a weapon and not know what it will look like until after you've crafted it?6