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Desdemonte
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Nobody can withstand the wrath of my sheer POWER! I AM LIKE A PVP GOD OR SOMETHING!!!!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NHkOjIwog0w
  • Pchela
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    can i have your build please, im having a rough time against deer lately... :(
  • krim
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    So many exploits in this video.
    NA PvP
  • Shaeva-Shahaye
    Shaeva-Shahaye
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    I'm glad you're on my side.

    To be honest though, I thought the final battle would be against your arch nemesis.
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  • Desdemonte
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    Mathezor wrote: »
    I'm glad you're on my side.

    To be honest though, I thought the final battle would be against your arch nemesis.

    That is a battle for another day. I must better study his weaknesses first.
  • Desdemonte
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    I am the awesomest PvPer
    I am the Supreme Commander, Grand Overlord of the Universe
    I am the itch you can't scratch
    I am the bump in the night
    I am the cramp you get in your side after running too long
    I am the crumbs in your butter
    I am your ice cream headache
    I am the chili pepper in your dill pickle jar
    I am the guy who pulls your Band Aid off slooooooooowly
    I am the flat tire you can't change because you left your jack at home
    I am your Blue Screen of Death
    I am your TV that breaks one day after the warranty runs out
    I am the wall you run into on your bike when your looking at the hot chick
    I am AOE Desdemonte
    I am Single Target Desdemonte
    I am the PneAndPwnly
    I am the PvP God of the Interwebz
    I must continuously call attention to myself to ensure my thread stays at the top
  • Eirella
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    Lol, greatest video ever, thanks for the laugh =)
    (PC/NA) - | @Eirella - formerly @jinxgames | CP 1000+ | Mainly PvPer (EP) | Haxus
    /uninstalled
  • Gilvoth
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    loved it! nice vid
    cool song to :)
  • Gilvoth
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    that part with the zerg amazed me that you not only escaped the zerg but you were also able to even kill them!
    impresive
  • Rylana
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    Absolutely lost it @‌ teabaggin the deer
    hhahahahaha
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  • serenenightmare
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    Desdemonte wrote: »
    I am the awesomest PvPer
    I am the Supreme Commander, Grand Overlord of the Universe
    I am the itch you can't scratch
    I am the bump in the night
    I am the cramp you get in your side after running too long
    I am the crumbs in your butter
    I am your ice cream headache
    I am the chili pepper in your dill pickle jar
    I am the guy who pulls your Band Aid off slooooooooowly
    I am the flat tire you can't change because you left your jack at home
    I am your Blue Screen of Death
    I am your TV that breaks one day after the warranty runs out
    I am the wall you run into on your bike when your looking at the hot chick
    I am AOE Desdemonte
    I am Single Target Desdemonte
    I am the PneAndPwnly
    I am the PvP God of the Interwebz
    I must continuously call attention to myself to ensure my thread stays at the top

    Damn you butter crumbs.
    v14 Sorcerer: Aerendyl Merith
    Former Empress of Volendrung, first cycle.
    Former Empress of Thornblade, fourth cycle.
    v14 Templar: Aeren-chan
    v1 Dragonknight: Aelrindel Merith
    v1 Nightblade: Arendelle Merith
    No Mercy.
    Aeren Cartel, Best Drugs North America
  • Braidas
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    Desdemonte wrote: »
    I am the awesomest PvPer
    I am the Supreme Commander, Grand Overlord of the Universe
    I am the itch you can't scratch
    I am the bump in the night
    I am the cramp you get in your side after running too long
    I am the crumbs in your butter
    I am your ice cream headache
    I am the chili pepper in your dill pickle jar
    I am the guy who pulls your Band Aid off slooooooooowly
    I am the flat tire you can't change because you left your jack at home
    I am your Blue Screen of Death
    I am your TV that breaks one day after the warranty runs out
    I am the wall you run into on your bike when your looking at the hot chick
    I am AOE Desdemonte
    I am Single Target Desdemonte
    I am the PneAndPwnly
    I am the PvP God of the Interwebz
    I must continuously call attention to myself to ensure my thread stays at the top
    Needs work - leave this kind of the thing to the pros, tiny mortal.
  • Asgari
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    10/10 would recommend first minute and a half. After that the fail grows exponentially at how much time was wasted making that video.
    Edited by Asgari on October 14, 2014 12:48PM
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  • Desdemonte
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    Braidas wrote: »
    Desdemonte wrote: »
    I am the awesomest PvPer
    I am the Supreme Commander, Grand Overlord of the Universe
    I am the itch you can't scratch
    I am the bump in the night
    I am the cramp you get in your side after running too long
    I am the crumbs in your butter
    I am your ice cream headache
    I am the chili pepper in your dill pickle jar
    I am the guy who pulls your Band Aid off slooooooooowly
    I am the flat tire you can't change because you left your jack at home
    I am your Blue Screen of Death
    I am your TV that breaks one day after the warranty runs out
    I am the wall you run into on your bike when your looking at the hot chick
    I am AOE Desdemonte
    I am Single Target Desdemonte
    I am the PneAndPwnly
    I am the PvP God of the Interwebz
    I must continuously call attention to myself to ensure my thread stays at the top
    Needs work - leave this kind of the thing to the pros, tiny mortal.

    I am the power in Jason Leavey's hair
    I am the man Chuck Norris is afraid of
    I am the most interesting man in the world
    I ain't no holla back girl
  • serenenightmare
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    Braidas wrote: »
    Desdemonte wrote: »
    I am the awesomest PvPer
    I am the Supreme Commander, Grand Overlord of the Universe
    I am the itch you can't scratch
    I am the bump in the night
    I am the cramp you get in your side after running too long
    I am the crumbs in your butter
    I am your ice cream headache
    I am the chili pepper in your dill pickle jar
    I am the guy who pulls your Band Aid off slooooooooowly
    I am the flat tire you can't change because you left your jack at home
    I am your Blue Screen of Death
    I am your TV that breaks one day after the warranty runs out
    I am the wall you run into on your bike when your looking at the hot chick
    I am AOE Desdemonte
    I am Single Target Desdemonte
    I am the PneAndPwnly
    I am the PvP God of the Interwebz
    I must continuously call attention to myself to ensure my thread stays at the top
    Needs work - leave this kind of the thing to the pros, tiny mortal.

    The Almighty, Big Spear, Braidas, has spoken, heed his words.

    (By the way, my phone loves to try and auto correct me with your name. Stupid Apple, not knowing about Professor of Blazing Shield spam.)
    Edited by serenenightmare on October 14, 2014 4:54PM
    v14 Sorcerer: Aerendyl Merith
    Former Empress of Volendrung, first cycle.
    Former Empress of Thornblade, fourth cycle.
    v14 Templar: Aeren-chan
    v1 Dragonknight: Aelrindel Merith
    v1 Nightblade: Arendelle Merith
    No Mercy.
    Aeren Cartel, Best Drugs North America
  • krim
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    application accepted
    NA PvP
  • Desdemonte
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    krim wrote: »
    application accepted

    Sorry, I'm already dating someone.
  • krim
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    Desdemonte wrote: »
    krim wrote: »
    application accepted

    Sorry, I'm already dating someone.

    yeah but its obvious who your really in love with.

    NA PvP
  • SienneYviete
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    Take the god damn scraps ffs!!!
    Delta
    Valheru's
  • Tintinabula
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    The awesome in your awesomeness has been foretold. We have waited generations for "the one" and the Gods have given us YOU. Thank you for being EP. Lay waste to the pretenders and their waaa waaaas.
  • Desdemonte
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    krim wrote: »
    Desdemonte wrote: »
    krim wrote: »
    application accepted

    Sorry, I'm already dating someone.

    yeah but its obvious who your really in love with.

    Shakira's big ass booty? Nah, you guys can keep her. You need the extra large soft pillow for you to all bury your heads in to cry your salty tears.
  • Koensol
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    The start was good: Attacking them with 1 staf light attack... "Yea they're done, lets look for more to pwn" = Instant LOL! The rest got old and boring quickly, even though we cannot deny your 1337 skillz.
  • Desdemonte
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    SienneYviete wrote: »
    Take the god damn scraps ffs!!!

    I tried, oh woe to all that is holy, I tried. Shutting the UI off prevents looting and emotes though. Much sadness I could not loot the scraps or do my sultry dance :(
  • Braidas
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    Desdemonte wrote: »
    krim wrote: »
    Desdemonte wrote: »
    krim wrote: »
    application accepted

    Sorry, I'm already dating someone.

    yeah but its obvious who your really in love with.

    Shakira's big ass booty? Nah, you guys can keep her. You need the extra large soft pillow for you to all bury your heads in to cry your salty tears.
    mmmm yes pls :p
  • Huntler
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    Braidas wrote: »
    Desdemonte wrote: »
    krim wrote: »
    Desdemonte wrote: »
    krim wrote: »
    application accepted

    Sorry, I'm already dating someone.

    yeah but its obvious who your really in love with.

    Shakira's big ass booty? Nah, you guys can keep her. You need the extra large soft pillow for you to all bury your heads in to cry your salty tears.
    mmmm yes pls :p

    This x2, I'd bury my.... nevermind I don't want to get banned.
  • Desdemonte
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    Huntler wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Desdemonte wrote: »
    krim wrote: »
    Desdemonte wrote: »
    krim wrote: »
    application accepted

    Sorry, I'm already dating someone.

    yeah but its obvious who your really in love with.

    Shakira's big ass booty? Nah, you guys can keep her. You need the extra large soft pillow for you to all bury your heads in to cry your salty tears.
    mmmm yes pls :p

    This x2, I'd bury my.... nevermind I don't want to get banned.

    lol
  • Rylana
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    For the record, that golden rabbit is hard as hell to catch even using the bow the mission gives you, im not surprised he owned you.
    @rylanadionysis == Closed Beta Tester October 2013 == Retired October 2016 == Uninstalled @ One Tamriel Release == Inactive Indefinitely
    Ebonheart Pact: Lyzara Dionysis - Sorc - AR 37 (Former Empress of Blackwater Blade and Haderus) == Shondra Dionysis - Temp - AR 23 == Arrianaya Dionysis - DK - AR 17
    Aldmeri Dominion: Rylana Dionysis - DK - AR 25 == Kailiana - NB - AR 21 == Minerva Dionysis - Temp - AR 21 == Victoria Dionysis - Sorc - AR 13
    Daggerfall Covenant: Dannika Dionysis - DK - AR 21 == The Catman Rises - Temp - AR 15 (Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade)
    Forum LOL Champion (retired) == Black Belt in Ballista-Fu == The Last Vice Member == Praise Cheesus == Electro-Goblin
  • thodoris1008
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    I've learned something watching your video.Butterflies have 100% evasion.
    Thanks a lot!
  • Tintinabula
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    Butterfiles must be nerfed They are OP.
  • Desdemonte
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    Rylana wrote: »
    For the record, that golden rabbit is hard as hell to catch even using the bow the mission gives you, im not surprised he owned you.

    I hate that *** with every fibre of my being lol
  • Tintinabula
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    The trick to the rabbit is..nvm..you'll figure it out.
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