Try the Molasses

Sablemane · September 2014

Pakrooti (sp?) a Khajiit of some renown, an outfitter, wrote a letter describing his first encounter with eating "molasses". He really enjoyed the flavor and couldn't wait to taste the rest of the mole. This one's fangs bare with laughter! Bright moons to you ZOS writers for that bit of humor!

someuser · September 2014

Jennifur_Vultee · September 2014

Enjoy him while you can...Pacrooti was my favorite hireling by far then he and another ran out of new things to say in the mail they sent. They repeated the same mail a few weeks then with this latest patch I started getting woodworking supplies from some orc and clothing stuff from some argonian...I want Pacrooti back.

I guess maybe the clever writers got laid off because my food hireling is an idiot and the new ones seem to be too.

leivable_ESO · September 2014

Valinka is a babe 10/10 would date

Sindala · September 2014

The latest email I got from my grocer hireling only said....

"I never seem to pack enough sweetrolls"

.....talk about dropping the bar.

Sindala · September 2014

This mornings post from my grocer, Gavin. He's only gone got himself inducted into The Morag Tong!!!

....damb hirelings can do what I cannot....

SantieClaws · September 2014

They should have a competition like the Tales of the Dead one where we all write hireling mails. That will give them a stock of stories to go at for a while.

Mondo · September 2014

E-X-E dont read.....

dodgehopper_ESO · September 2014

I actually found Gavin Gavonne humorous. He's a clown.

ShadowscaleSithis · September 2014

Not sure about anyone else, but after this update my hireling names have changed.

AlexDougherty · September 2014

They changed the hirelings for the mails because after the last one they just sent the last mail, hopefully we will get our original stories back too, and more new ones.