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Make your own frog muffins

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So after doing some conversions the recipe calls for:
  • 14 lbs ground frog
  • 3/4 cup rice flour
  • 3 Tbs baker's yeast
  • 2-4 inch sprig (or 1/2 tsp dried) thyme

Fry frog legs until brown over open fire. Mix legs with other ingredients and bake for 15 minutes.

I'm no Betty Crocker but I'm pretty sure that's too much frog. So I don't think this recipe would work. I might adjust down the frog to a less insane number and see what happens.

What's the craziest ESO recipe you've thought about trying? If you say plump rodent toes, maggot bites or wiggles-in-gullet I'm going to have to call BS though.
  • ExiledKhallisi
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    You have actually thought about trying this? Looks like it would taste like ass
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  • Draxuul
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    mmmmm frog legs, mmmmmmm muffins .............. WAIT WHAT??? FROG MUFFINS ??? I think i`ll pass.

    Now if you`ll excuse me , i have to go check on my troll pie . Wouldn`t wanna overcook that now would ya ?

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  • mascondante
    You have actually thought about trying this? Looks like it would taste like ass
    You would probably gag at some of the stuff I've had to include ground hog, kangaroo, polar bear, seal, rabbit and anything that comes out of the ocean (yes squid, octopus, mussels, caviar, etc).

    The only class of animal I haven't tried yet is insect. I like to consider myself a connoisseur of meat but I don't consider insects meat. Bugs are bugs and I've yet to be brave/stupid enough to try one.
    Edited by mascondante on September 3, 2014 4:23AM
  • ExiledKhallisi
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    Listen man, man has risen to the top of the food chain. We don't eat bottom feeders. Those are for the birds and the rodents and fish.
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  • Reiterpallasch
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    mmmm spiders

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    @Reiterpallasch‌, holy shift! She's got balls of steel!
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  • Reiterpallasch
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    It's more appetizing than the description of half the recipes in the game.
  • smeeprocketnub19_ESO
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    mmmm spiders

    gross-girl-spider-mouth-scum-14094355574.gif?id=494

    That spider is adorable. I would be worried I'd hurt it though.

    Also the person who titled the image apparently thinks that girl is scum.

    You know, they skin frogs alive to make frog legs.
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    Thanks for that pic btw, I shared it with my boyfriend on a social media site and told him I sent him a picture of a hot girl.

    He was not pleased.
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  • WraithAzraiel
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    I don't even.....
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  • Circuitous
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    I'm no Betty Crocker but I'm pretty sure that's too much frog. So I don't think this recipe would work. I might adjust down the frog to a less insane number and see what happens.

    It's probably supposed to be 1/4 lb. of frog.
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  • AlexDougherty
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    So after doing some conversions the recipe calls for:
    • 14 lbs ground frog
    • 3/4 cup rice flour
    • 3 Tbs baker's yeast
    • 2-4 inch sprig (or 1/2 tsp dried) thyme

    Fry frog legs until brown over open fire. Mix legs with other ingredients and bake for 15 minutes.

    Are you using Frog's Legs or Ground Frog?

    Because you're using one in the list of ingredients and the other in the recipe.
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  • SirAndy
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    Make your own frog muffins
    I asked for this a while ago ...
    forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/comment/1094888/p1
    :D
  • jambam817_ESO
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    That sounds like Frog Meat Loaf, not muffins. 14 pounds of frog meat, gross :P
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