To all the EP on Chillrend NA and AD on Thornblade NA

Lfehova · September 2014

I can see the sand dripping from your _______ (insert your favorite word for derogatory name of a reproductive organ)

First of all, the biggest hot dogs in your alliances are the DC ones who rerolled to AD or EP because "there was no one to play with during oceanic times". It's just simply not true. You guys are *** hot dogs, your weenies tucked between your buns running away.

I had a few friends that were DC oceanic and I gave them benefit of the doubt that they truly just wanted a community to play with. It's not true, I see same oceanic players playing all hours.

What I have seen is this amazing phenomenon of all the oceanic AD pvdooring on Thornblade during NA sleeping hours, and all the EP pvdooring on chillrend. Then I have multiple guild leaders PMing me trying to organize some kind of good campaign where we can have a nice balanced fight at all times.

MAN the *** UP. Join the same campaign and fight. Stop complaining and fix the problem yourselves. No Mercy doesn't give a two *** about the scores on either of the two campaigns because they are all horribly skewed by the sleep capping of all keeps during the night. Sadly, the majority of my guild works or goes to school full-time.

But I promise you this, no matter where you go to hide, we will come to farm you. Even if we only have five people online, we will come kill you. We will make your Cyrodiil experience a living hell. You think "losing the campaign" is demoralizing? How about fighting 80v15 and still failing to take a keep.

I'm sorry I've been on vacation and let this mass hot dogging go on. It ends now. Good luck, have fun, see you in cry-o-diil.

Oh, and EP, if you haven't noticed, I homed Chillrend. Better not *** up and let DC crown emp. I will cause you nightmares as emp, bow of shadows was only a taste of what I can do. Feel free to ask Auriel's Bow AD how fun it is to fight me while I'm emp.

demonlkojipub19_ESO · September 2014

In case you haven't noticed, a certain DC group on NA Chillrend has picked an appropriate time where there are less EP around and definitely no EP emperor to take emp and scrolls back with little resistance.

Just check the map now, if you can.

It would be awesome if all factions could come together and decide not to do anything during X time of day. But... thats not going to happen any time soon, not without ZoS forcing it on us with a special server thats only open at X time of day. None of the servers have anything like that.

Agrippa_Invisus · September 2014

Good luck, Hova.

Much respect for fighting the good fight.

We'll be on Thorn doing the same (and periodically kicking Brandon-South-Ga's teeth in).

Lfehova · September 2014

demonlkojipub19_ESO wrote: »

In case you haven't noticed, a certain DC group on NA Chillrend has picked an appropriate time where there are less EP around and definitely no EP emperor to take emp and scrolls back with little resistance.

Just check the map now, if you can.

Are you saying I'm currently emp right now?? I may or may not take the rest of the afternoon off from work and push some red hot dog [snip] in..

[Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Cursing & Profanity]

demonlkojipub19_ESO · September 2014

Lfehova wrote: »

demonlkojipub19_ESO wrote: »

In case you haven't noticed, a certain DC group on NA Chillrend has picked an appropriate time where there are less EP around and definitely no EP emperor to take emp and scrolls back with little resistance.

Just check the map now, if you can.

Are you saying I'm currently emp right now?? I may or may not take the rest of the afternoon off from work and push some red hot dog sh*t in..

Yep, DC has emp right now. Theres not nearly enough EP to defend anything and it just got handed over. Working on your other scroll right now too.

But, know that it is really only doing the same thing you hate to see on the servers, and things will just go back and forth at these various times of days due to differences in play times...

Lfehova · September 2014

Agrippa_Invisus wrote: »

Good luck, Hova.

Much respect for fighting the good fight.

We'll be on Thorn doing the same (and periodically kicking Brandon-South-Ga's teeth in).

Respect for moving to Thornblade to try the same. If we can force these EP to Thornblade, I will definitely be guesting back or homing there with my guild. But for now, these hot dogs need to be taught a lesson for running away from a fight.

demonlkojipub19_ESO · September 2014

Why would you attack EP for not playing on Thornblade. Isn't AD the problem with thornblade, and haderous.

krim · September 2014

We out cheaaa

Agrippa_Invisus · September 2014

demonlkojipub19_ESO wrote: »

Why would you attack EP for not playing on Thornblade. Isn't AD the problem with thornblade, and haderous.

This is probably not the thread for a massive history lesson of why both servers are now imbalanced. Unless Hova wants one posted, then sure.

demonlkojipub19_ESO · September 2014

Agrippa_Invisus wrote: »

demonlkojipub19_ESO wrote: »

Why would you attack EP for not playing on Thornblade. Isn't AD the problem with thornblade, and haderous.

This is probably not the thread for a massive history lesson of why both servers are now imbalanced. Unless Hova wants one posted, then sure.

Go ahead and post a history lesson, but just for thornblade. Haderous is more obvious.

Lfehova · September 2014

demonlkojipub19_ESO wrote: »

Why would you attack EP for not playing on Thornblade. Isn't AD the problem with thornblade, and haderous.

Cause we already tried with AD on Thornblade. They are a special brand of special and it seems they enjoy dying over and over without achieving any kills. I have this frap on my external of legit 90 minutes of us killing nearly 75-90 AD at a resource at fargyle. We even claimed the resource as NM AP farm (it was the farm so it fit). And these same 90 paint chip nommers just kept banging their heads against the wall, over and over.

Sometimes, there is no medication, or cure. And you have to just love them for who they are.

Agrippa_Invisus · September 2014

Lfehova wrote: »

demonlkojipub19_ESO wrote: »

Why would you attack EP for not playing on Thornblade. Isn't AD the problem with thornblade, and haderous.

Cause we already tried with AD on Thornblade. They are a special brand of special and it seems they enjoy dying over and over without achieving any kills. I have this frap on my external of legit 90 minutes of us killing nearly 75-90 AD at a resource at fargyle. We even claimed the resource as NM AP farm (it was the farm so it fit). And these same 90 paint chip nommers just kept banging their heads against the wall, over and over.

Sometimes, there is no medication, or cure. And you have to just love them for who they are.

I've seen it firsthand myself. The ineptness from the AD (aside from their organized teams -- which are as good as any other) I saw when they were doing their scroll pushes overnight was staggering.

If they didn't have numbers, they'd have nothing.

Rylana · September 2014

Just dont go knocking me off bridges and we will get along fine >_>

Agrippa_Invisus · September 2014

Rylana wrote: »

Just dont go knocking me off bridges and we will get along fine >_>

What's a little fall damage amongst friends?

Braidas · September 2014

Agrippa_Invisus wrote: »

Lfehova wrote: »

demonlkojipub19_ESO wrote: »

Why would you attack EP for not playing on Thornblade. Isn't AD the problem with thornblade, and haderous.

Cause we already tried with AD on Thornblade. They are a special brand of special and it seems they enjoy dying over and over without achieving any kills. I have this frap on my external of legit 90 minutes of us killing nearly 75-90 AD at a resource at fargyle. We even claimed the resource as NM AP farm (it was the farm so it fit). And these same 90 paint chip nommers just kept banging their heads against the wall, over and over.

Sometimes, there is no medication, or cure. And you have to just love them for who they are.

I've seen it firsthand myself. The ineptness from the AD (aside from their organized teams -- which are as good as any other) I saw when they were doing their scroll pushes overnight was staggering.

If they didn't have numbers, they'd have nothing.

Yep, EP stack numbers here, AD on Thorn (and Had on the rare occasion its attacked), and they both feel good about themselves. Think we wiped the entire faction at BRK yesterday lolololol....but srsly the ep here are terrible

Lfehova · September 2014

Rylana wrote: »

Just dont go knocking me off bridges and we will get along fine >_>

Don't worry

I only put destructive clench on my bar for the bridge. Also, just realized the sexual innuendo in that skill. Kind of like my kinky dk skills.

Oktaine · September 2014

Well this is gonna get fun now.

Thumbs up Hova.

Rylana · September 2014

Oh one last thought....

East, not south.

SilentFox22 · September 2014

demonlkojipub19_ESO wrote: »

It would be awesome if all factions could come together and decide not to do anything during X time of day. But... thats not going to happen any time soon, not without ZoS forcing it on us with a special server thats only open at X time of day. None of the servers have anything like that.

HaHa...there is no time for rest in war!

Lfehova · September 2014

Rylana wrote: »

Oh one last thought....

East, not south.

That will depend on how uppity the south gets while I'm out east

Bramir · September 2014

Is this really a thread from an AD player demanding that everyone come fight against their massive numbers advantage, and then not complain about nightcapping when AD is obviously the lesser of the three alliances when numbers are even?

Laughable...

Agrippa_Invisus · September 2014

Bramir wrote: »

Is this really a thread from an AD player demanding that everyone come fight against their massive numbers advantage, and then not complain about nightcapping when AD is obviously the lesser of the three alliances when numbers are even?

Laughable...

.... wrong thread?

Braidas · September 2014

Bramir wrote: »

Is this really a thread from an AD player demanding that everyone come fight against their massive numbers advantage, and then not complain about nightcapping when AD is obviously the lesser of the three alliances when numbers are even?

Laughable...

looking for this? http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/129880/ep-and-dc-need-to-step-it-up-on-haderus-na#latest lol

Lorkhan · September 2014

im AD and im moving tomorrow to chillrend. thornblade was fun, but i cant stand the queues anymore. now that the campaign is over, it is time to replace myself and enjoy some underdog bonus. see you there

Braidas · September 2014

fredthementenrb18_ESO wrote: »

im AD and im moving tomorrow to chillrend. thornblade was fun, but i cant stand the queues anymore. now that the campaign is over, it is time to replace myself and enjoy some underdog bonus. see you there

how long does it normally take at primetime for ad? or chill ep for any out there.

Agrippa_Invisus · September 2014

Brandeospeedwagon wrote: »

fredthementenrb18_ESO wrote: »

im AD and im moving tomorrow to chillrend. thornblade was fun, but i cant stand the queues anymore. now that the campaign is over, it is time to replace myself and enjoy some underdog bonus. see you there

how long does it normally take at primetime for ad? or chill ep for any out there.

When I was still on Chill, the primetime queue was regularly around 50-60. So up to 15 minutes. On Thorn, I've never seen an EP queue longer than 6 (people, not minutes).

Braidas · September 2014

Agrippa_Invisus wrote: »

Brandeospeedwagon wrote: »

fredthementenrb18_ESO wrote: »

im AD and im moving tomorrow to chillrend. thornblade was fun, but i cant stand the queues anymore. now that the campaign is over, it is time to replace myself and enjoy some underdog bonus. see you there

how long does it normally take at primetime for ad? or chill ep for any out there.

When I was still on Chill, the primetime queue was regularly around 50-60. So up to 15 minutes. On Thorn, I've never seen an EP queue longer than 6 (people, not minutes).

hmmmm not as bad as i expected. one advantage of being dc i think the longest queue ive ever had was like 30 in wabba

Jaxom · September 2014

AD queue last night on Thorn NA was 140+ and that was at 8pm EST. around 10, I heard it was somewhere around 165.

Braidas · September 2014

Jaxom wrote: »

AD queue last night on Thorn NA was 140+ and that was at 8pm EST. around 10, I heard it was somewhere around 165.

omg haha tht's crzy

Agrippa_Invisus · September 2014

Jaxom wrote: »

AD queue last night on Thorn NA was 140+ and that was at 8pm EST. around 10, I heard it was somewhere around 165.

Jesus Christ. Stack one faction more, please.

ShadoPanauin · September 2014

I think Hovaling is drunk again..