Why I like Orcs
AoEnwyr
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Because their women aren't soft and their men are to the point. No fluffy elven guff, no tree hugging and no silly horned hats 
Some may call them dim witted, I think they are too busy kicking arse to care 
Edited by AoEnwyr on August 31, 2014 5:02AM Some may call them dim witted, I think they are too busy kicking arse to care 12
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AoEnwyr✭✭✭✭
My Orc Templar is in heavy armour with a two handed sword and she is a bountiful wrecking machine 5 -
Stranglehands✭✭✭✭It must suck when Malacath randomly decides to send you on a suicide mission to toughen you up though.kcoR gnillaF si noitadnuoF esohw ETIYREP oT1 -
Anvos✭✭✭Because their women aren't soft and their men are to the point. No fluffy elven guff, no tree hugging and no silly horned hats Some may call them dim witted, I think they are too busy kicking arse to care
Their not soft but if your an orc whose a member of orc society and a female your more commodity than person and stuck spending your life trying to kill all the other women vying over who is first wife to the chief.3 -
Circuitous✭✭✭✭✭Orcs can be soft if they wanna.
Granted their afterlife doesn't seem pleasant if they decide to go soft, but they still can.
Go get 'em, softie orcs. Go get 'em.Edited by Circuitous on August 31, 2014 11:13AMＴｈａｎｋ Ｓｔｅｎｄａｒｒ ｉｔ’ｓ Ｆｒｅｄａｓ．
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Sarenia✭✭✭✭✭phaneub17_ESO wrote: »Orc women are hot. Orc guys not so much.Speak for yourself. I loves me some orc men. ^_^
Tusks, musk, drool and all![beta_group_85b_9]3 -
Anvos✭✭✭FreedomDude wrote: »
They may sort of be mer due to history but they aren't really anything you'd call true mer.
Magical Affinity: Nope
Generally Quick of Mind: Nope
Generally Agile: Nope
Generally tall and slender form: Nope (bosmer get a pass on height due to their dietary issues over generations stunting their growth)
Generally has a superiority complex: Nope
Pointed Ears: Yes but their uglier than true mer's
Edited by Anvos on September 1, 2014 12:40AM0 -
pinkempyreal✭✭✭I'll always remember the Old Orc from Skyrim who was looking for a good death. I obliged him and laid flowers on his body. I think he was the character who changed my mind about orcs cause I too love them.2 -
milesrodneymcneely2_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭I've been playing ES games since Daggerfall and I love the Orsimer, even though I tend to hate the orcs in other stories/games.
Guess I'm a sucker for an underdog. 1 -
Curragraigue✭✭✭✭✭
✭I like the straight forward approach of the Orcs as well. No messing around straight down to business.
OP isn't your forum avatar of the fluffy Queen? Is that so you know who your enemy is or is it time for an update?
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Grand_Wazoo✭✭✭I also like the straightforward demeanor of Orcs in ESO. Also, I thankfully cannot recall an encounter with a gay Orc in Tamriel, which only enhances their appeal for character selection as far as I'm concerned.
There was, however, that one Orc blacksmith in the Shivering Isles.....0 -
AoEnwyr✭✭✭✭Grand_Wazoo wrote: »Also, I thankfully cannot recall an encounter with a gay Orc in Tamriel, which only enhances their appeal for character selection as far as I'm concerned.
Tsk, tsk. There is noting wrong with being fablous darling
I once dated an Orc fellow and let's just say he had rather strong hands and a firm grip. Guess that's what you get from wielding such a large sword...
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AoEnwyr✭✭✭✭Curragraigue wrote: »I like the straight forward approach of the Orcs as well. No messing around straight down to business.
OP isn't your forum avatar of the fluffy Queen? Is that so you know who your enemy is or is it time for an update?
Indeed it is. It is the current faction I am playing through on VR ranks and have been unable to locate a suitable avatar of a female Orc or I would have her face right up there. It would be great if we could use our characters as avatars 2 -
Grand_Wazoo✭✭✭Grand_Wazoo wrote: »Also, I thankfully cannot recall an encounter with a gay Orc in Tamriel, which only enhances their appeal for character selection as far as I'm concerned.
Tsk, tsk. There is noting wrong with being fablous darling
I once dated an Orc fellow and let's just say he had rather strong hands and a firm grip. Guess that's what you get from wielding such a large sword...
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