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Out of 4 hirelings, 3 points each, I got 1 green today!

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Gokmak
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I love this game!

Everyone, step back. I am luckier than you will ever be. Watch me work my magic. Indeed, I am so awesome... dare I say it? I am so lucky, I could dare to say... who's your daddy?

Yes, I am rich. Bow to me, the nobalist of nobles. The royal duke of narcissism. I am the McCheese on your double cheese burger.

Today is the day. Today I received the royal blessing of... wait for it... a green thingy... I forget the name, they used to be worth something, but you know what I mean LOL

Bow to me, please don't touch, you need permission to kiss the ring. You should know this, envious little peasants.

I look FORWARD to tomorrow!!!
  • Carnagan
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    Just wait until he gets a mail with a gold temper or two. We will be able to build a wall from the resulting bricks.
    "You dream of the Moon and a man who is less than a man."
    Proud explorer of Tamriel since 1996
  • seaef
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    Wow, you are really unlucky. I get at least two purple every couple of days and a couple of legendary alloys a week.

    You should throw away whatever book you learned that magic from. :p
    "The Illuminati are very achievement focused. It's like Xbox - only everything is hardcore."
    - Kirsten Geary
  • The_Sadist
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    Not an uncommon sight unfortunately given it all boils down to luck. I got 2 greens and a few blues today.. But I also got about 9 tomatoes, so there's that.
    "Each event is preceded by Prophecy. But without the hero, there is no Event." ― Zurin Arctus, the Underking.
    Tragrim - How do I work this thing?
    Casually stalking the forums
  • Carnagan
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    The_Sadist wrote: »
    Not an uncommon sight unfortunately given it all boils down to luck. I got 2 greens and a few blues today.. But I also got about 9 tomatoes, so there's that.

    Then you need to have a conversation with your hireling. ;)
    ireling_by_diceknight-d7dxqmt.jpg

    "You dream of the Moon and a man who is less than a man."
    Proud explorer of Tamriel since 1996
  • stabbykitteh
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    Pacrooti likes Moonsugar. A lot. Maybe you should send him some...

    In all seriousness, as was said above, luck of the draw.
    Some days / weeks are better than others.
  • The_Sadist
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    Carnagan wrote: »
    The_Sadist wrote: »
    Not an uncommon sight unfortunately given it all boils down to luck. I got 2 greens and a few blues today.. But I also got about 9 tomatoes, so there's that.

    Then you need to have a conversation with your hireling. ;)

    I laughed.

    I actually laughed.

    Thank you for that, you sir have made my day.

    "Each event is preceded by Prophecy. But without the hero, there is no Event." ― Zurin Arctus, the Underking.
    Tragrim - How do I work this thing?
    Casually stalking the forums
  • Carnagan
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    The_Sadist wrote: »
    Carnagan wrote: »
    The_Sadist wrote: »
    Not an uncommon sight unfortunately given it all boils down to luck. I got 2 greens and a few blues today.. But I also got about 9 tomatoes, so there's that.

    Then you need to have a conversation with your hireling. ;)

    I laughed.

    I actually laughed.

    Thank you for that, you sir have made my day.

    I am to please. ;)
    "You dream of the Moon and a man who is less than a man."
    Proud explorer of Tamriel since 1996
  • Kuratla
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    RNG, man. My level 11 DK with rank 32 in Clothing (and no passives other than 3/3 hireling) got 4 wax from his hireling this morning. Sometimes it's really good, sometimes it really sucks.
    V14 Templar Argonian Healer, V12 DK Orc Tank, V2 Sorcerer High Elf DPS, V1 Templar Breton DPS, V1 Nightblade Bosmer DPS, and 3 low levels.

    Check out my ESO journal["http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/66004/kuratla-s-eso-journal"]
  • Sapphy24
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    Carnagan wrote: »
    The_Sadist wrote: »
    Not an uncommon sight unfortunately given it all boils down to luck. I got 2 greens and a few blues today.. But I also got about 9 tomatoes, so there's that.

    Then you need to have a conversation with your hireling. ;)
    ireling_by_diceknight-d7dxqmt.jpg

    OMG soooo funny and sooo clever. Thankyou
  • Carnagan
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    No problem. Might want to visit the artist's site and pass on your thanks to them. I just liked a good comic. They're the one that produced it. ;)
    "You dream of the Moon and a man who is less than a man."
    Proud explorer of Tamriel since 1996
  • smeeprocketnub19_ESO
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    I keep getting kutas. ^_____^
    Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.
  • SharranAes
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    RNG is RNG

    If hirelings were 100% legendary every 12 hours, something would be off, don't you agree?
  • TehMagnus
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    got like 12 Dreugh Waxes in the last 2 weeks. Not Complaining :)
  • Sighlynce
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    wow really .. I got a total of 8 hops..... seriously..... hops....seriously
    "What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" - Paarthurnax
  • aclarkob14_ESO
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    Gokmak wrote: »
    I love this game!

    Everyone, step back. I am luckier than you will ever be. Watch me work my magic. Indeed, I am so awesome... dare I say it? I am so lucky, I could dare to say... who's your daddy?

    Yes, I am rich. Bow to me, the nobalist of nobles. The royal duke of narcissism. I am the McCheese on your double cheese burger.

    Today is the day. Today I received the royal blessing of... wait for it... a green thingy... I forget the name, they used to be worth something, but you know what I mean LOL

    Bow to me, please don't touch, you need permission to kiss the ring. You should know this, envious little peasants.

    I look FORWARD to tomorrow!!!

    You're not alone. I haven't gotten a gold from either of my max level crafters in at least a month. I usually get nothing but max level raw mats and maybe a gem for a trait.
  • stefan.gustavsonb16_ESO
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    Our hirelings seem to be angry with us for some reason. Perhaps we need to pay them better than nothing, and maybe throw them a party? :)
  • AlexDougherty
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    magnusnet wrote: »
    got like 12 Dreugh Waxes in the last 2 weeks. Not Complaining :)

    I get that from refining mats.
    And pitch, dwarven oil, honing stones, turpen, etc by the dozen.
    The only one I skip is elegant lining, get the tempers before it and after it, but not elegant lining. hmmm.
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • Evergnar
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    I'm pretty sure my hireling is a skooma addict. He will impress me for several days and then go on a binge and be worthless. Today he brought me 2 molybdenum so he must be starting his binge.
  • Gokmak
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    I got a green and a blue today! WOOHOO!!

    /happydance

    It's worth gazillions...
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