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Awesome quotes from ESO

Kublakan
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I really like the lore and the world evolving in ESO. I'm an Elder Scroll old fan since Daggerfall and some lines are just awesome, sometimes funny, sometimes thoughtful. ill put a few that struck my mind as playing. So, if anyone of you feel the same and have some lines to add, just go for it.

- I just got word, I'm an uncle! An uncle!
- Diplomacy is the art of lying for your alliance.
- How those who wear boots can hear the soil?
- I apologize now, to what happens later.
- War doesn't forge character, it reveals it.

And the infamous - Ranser! You madman. It's time to finish this!
Edited by Kublakan on August 28, 2014 10:12PM
  • Armitas
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    - "That's what she said" (did a few double takes after hearing that)
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • bluesodafizz
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    "He hears voices in his head, but don't worry, they're good people".

    Lol, I'm not sure if that's the exact way it's said, but I always get a laugh when I hear NPC's saying it.
  • Pallmor
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    "It's not a ruuuumor."
  • SirAndy
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    You throw it up, you lick it up!


    Overheard at the local watering hole in Davon's Watch ...
    :D
  • Crumpy
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    Awesome? That only word people use these days
    and by people...
    I lyke not this quill.
  • Kublakan
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    - There's no rule here. But I'll tell you when you break one.
  • Elsonso
    Elsonso
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    "I plan to live forever, or die trying."
    XBox EU/NA:@ElsonsoJannus
    PC NA/EU: @Elsonso
    PSN NA/EU: @ElsonsoJannus
    Total in-game hours: 11321
    X/Twitter: ElsonsoJannus
  • MercyKilling
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    Go ahead, surprise me. Say something intelligent.
    I am not spending a single penny on the game until changes are made to the game that I want to see.
    1) Remove having to be in a guild to sell items to other players at a kiosk.
    2) Cosmetic modding for armor and clothing.
    3) Difficulty slider.
    4) Fully customizable player housing that isn't tied to anything in the game other than having the correct resources and enough gold to build. Don't tie it to PvP, guild membership, or anything at all. Oh, make it instanced so as not to take up world map space, too. Zeni screwed this one up already.
    Any /one/ of these things implemented would get me spending again, maybe even subbing.
  • Flexar
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    "If you want to lose ten pounds of ugly fat, I'll be happy to chop off your head."
  • ItsMeToo
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    Armitas wrote: »
    - "That's what she said" (did a few double takes after hearing that)

    I made that saying up in the 60s. I should have Trade Marked it.
    FYI - There is no such thing as 'night capping' in a world wide MMO.
    FYI - There was no paid Beta. When they launched the game the Beta was over, even if you don't think it was.
    FYI - It's B2P not F2P. There is a difference.
    FYI - It doesn't take any player skill to mash keys or buttons in this game. The ones that stay alive longer have the better internet connection and speed.
    FYI - The game is not broken, it still works. It just has 'bugs' that need to be fixed.
    Balance is a "Bad" thing.

    Example: There were hundreds of Jedi and only two Sith in Star Wars. The Jedi wanted, "Balance in the Force" and they got it. Now there are only two Jedi and two Sith.

    Balance is a "Bad" thing.
    Is the glass half full or half empty?
    I say, "Get a smaller glass."
  • ItsMeToo
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    Go ahead, surprise me. Say something intelligent.

    When I hear that one I say, "Okay... you're stupid."
    FYI - There is no such thing as 'night capping' in a world wide MMO.
    FYI - There was no paid Beta. When they launched the game the Beta was over, even if you don't think it was.
    FYI - It's B2P not F2P. There is a difference.
    FYI - It doesn't take any player skill to mash keys or buttons in this game. The ones that stay alive longer have the better internet connection and speed.
    FYI - The game is not broken, it still works. It just has 'bugs' that need to be fixed.
    Balance is a "Bad" thing.

    Example: There were hundreds of Jedi and only two Sith in Star Wars. The Jedi wanted, "Balance in the Force" and they got it. Now there are only two Jedi and two Sith.

    Balance is a "Bad" thing.
    Is the glass half full or half empty?
    I say, "Get a smaller glass."
  • ItsMeToo
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    When I do Mist Form in town, some NPCs say, "Damn" as I mist by.
    FYI - There is no such thing as 'night capping' in a world wide MMO.
    FYI - There was no paid Beta. When they launched the game the Beta was over, even if you don't think it was.
    FYI - It's B2P not F2P. There is a difference.
    FYI - It doesn't take any player skill to mash keys or buttons in this game. The ones that stay alive longer have the better internet connection and speed.
    FYI - The game is not broken, it still works. It just has 'bugs' that need to be fixed.
    Balance is a "Bad" thing.

    Example: There were hundreds of Jedi and only two Sith in Star Wars. The Jedi wanted, "Balance in the Force" and they got it. Now there are only two Jedi and two Sith.

    Balance is a "Bad" thing.
    Is the glass half full or half empty?
    I say, "Get a smaller glass."
  • Moonscythe
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    Khajitii food is too....ethnic.
    Scura di Notte - Altmer Nightblade (gear)
    Lalin del Sombra - Bosmer Sorcerer (alchemy/enchanting)
    Angevin Sarkany - Bosmer Dragonknight
    Alkemene Velothi - Dunmer Warden (Morrowind)
    Sanna yos'Phalen - Altmer Sorcerer (provisioning)
    Cosima di Mattina -Altmer Sorcerer
    Naria Andrano - Dunmer Templar
    Luca della Serata - Redguard Templar
  • KitLightning
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    Kublakan wrote: »
    - Diplomacy is the art of lying for your alliance.

    Is that a corruption of Bitter Bierce's "the patriotic art of lying for one’s country" :?
    "I'd rather be insane in a sane world, than sane in an insane world!" ~Me
    Warning - This is a spoiler and looking at it for too long may cause irrecoverable eyesight issues.
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    MechWarrior: Living Legends – Total conversion modification for Crysis Wars.

    kitlightning.deviantart
  • UrQuan
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    ItsMeToo wrote: »
    Go ahead, surprise me. Say something intelligent.

    When I hear that one I say, "Okay... you're stupid."
    I say "What's the point? You wouldn't understand it anyway."
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • AshySamurai
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    The Divines gave you a nose for a reason, Tharn. So you can keep your mouth shut and still keep breathing.
    Make sweetrolls, not nerfs!
  • KitLightning
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    Refugee screaming "We're going to die! We're going to die!"

    Now I wish they'd add the line "Game over, man! Game Over!!!"
    "I'd rather be insane in a sane world, than sane in an insane world!" ~Me
    Warning - This is a spoiler and looking at it for too long may cause irrecoverable eyesight issues.
    ◔̯◔

    MechWarrior: Living Legends – Total conversion modification for Crysis Wars.

    kitlightning.deviantart
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