Please remove the Ossuary of Telacar loading screen.
butterfly442
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The loading screen for Ossuary of Telacar contains some obvious trolling from the people who made it. Or it was just a mistake.
Either way, it needs removed from the game.
The doorway contains an OBVIOUS phallic symbol of massive proportions. Even the top is fashioned like a real... Well, just look for yourselves.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqqYbaXc1Fi65zfLgcIwq7-XFogRnFyyKX5VL7yxT5OF3NxRJ9fA
This is a link to an image of the loading screen. But you can see a better picture just by logging into the game.
Edit: Like i said before this edit, "you can see a better picture just by logging into the game." That means the one I linked is bad.
Edited by butterfly442 on August 24, 2014 11:32PM Either way, it needs removed from the game.
The doorway contains an OBVIOUS phallic symbol of massive proportions. Even the top is fashioned like a real... Well, just look for yourselves.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqqYbaXc1Fi65zfLgcIwq7-XFogRnFyyKX5VL7yxT5OF3NxRJ9fA
This is a link to an image of the loading screen. But you can see a better picture just by logging into the game.
Edit: Like i said before this edit, "you can see a better picture just by logging into the game." That means the one I linked is bad.
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ItsGlaive✭✭✭✭✭
✭That's just how the doorway is cut right?Allow cross-platform transfers and merges1 -
Nazon_Katts✭✭✭✭✭I think they even managed to show the duality of human existence, since it not only resembles a *** but from a certain viewpoint a *** as well. That's not trolling, but great artwork indeed! Apparently, it's called ossuary for a deeper reason.
You're no big fan of H.R. Giger either, I presume?"You've probably figured that out by now. Let's hope so. Or we're in real trouble... and out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!"3 -
smeeprocketnub19_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭What is this I don't even...Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.3 -
PoseidonEvil✭✭✭ha! a ***
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phaneub17_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I can see it as 3 things here from that one image lol. First of course it looks phallic dirty minds always pick that up, second with the lighting at the bottom right torch and the blue coloration it also looks like a glass bong, and lastly the curves at the bottom it looks like a fat middle finger.1 -
smeeprocketnub19_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭If there was a stream of water pouring down from the top of the doorway, -maybe- I would see it.Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.0 -
Rosveen✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I am shocked. I don't think my fragile sensibilities can handle this image. The very thought of phallic imagery makes me physically ill.
...wait. Is this game rated M or what?3 -
WraithAzraiel✭✭✭✭✭
✭IT'S A ROCKET SHIP!!!!!!!1Shendell De'Gull - V14 Vampire Nightblade
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WraithAzraiel✭✭✭✭✭
✭OR - you could level past and stay out of Grahtwood, then you'll never have to see it again. Problem solved without somebody over at ZOS having to do work because a small amount of people can't handle the incredibly vague outline of a peepee.
Deal with it, they're everywhere. If you happen to find something resembling the female sex organ, then you can be as offended as you want. Because that's sacred, and beautiful....and stuff.
But in all seriousness, the game is Rated M. I'm sure it wasn't intentional, and if it was, then that's hysterical. Lighten up, life's too short to get peeved off at little things like this. Laugh at it.
All that being said, I value and cherish you as an individual and wish you joy and laughter.Edited by WraithAzraiel on August 24, 2014 11:39PMShendell De'Gull - V14 Vampire Nightblade
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MasterSpatula✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Once you start looking for phallic imagery, you start seeing it everywhere. Relax, Tipper Gore, and just enjoy the game."A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle8 -
AoEnwyr✭✭✭✭I have to say, "giant blue man part" isn't the first thing that popped into my head when seeing that loading screen but now because of this thread that is all I will see from now on...thanks
Edited by AoEnwyr on August 25, 2014 1:26AM7 -
The_Sadist✭✭✭✭✭I think you're overeating slightly and I highly doubt the loading screen will be removed because an individual sees a phallic shaped object in said screen and is outraged by this for some reason.
Thanks for the giggle though."Each event is preceded by Prophecy. But without the hero, there is no Event." ― Zurin Arctus, the Underking.Tragrim - How do I work this thing?
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Nox_Aeterna✭✭✭✭✭
✭Back in the day i would just assume this is a troll thread for sure...
These days i actually wonder."Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
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WraithAzraiel✭✭✭✭✭
✭Nox_Aeterna wrote: »Back in the day i would just assume this is a troll thread for sure...
These days i actually wonder.
QFT - Too many people think it's okay to be militant about stupid things these days. Get over it and go on with your life, the rest of the world is.
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Samadhi✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭As far as veiled imagery goes, I feel the giant White Gold Tower looking all ready to plunge into the dark anchor in the center of Cyrodiil does it better."If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- the 14th Dalai Lama
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yiasemi✭✭✭✭I've never seen a blue one. Anyone claim to have one? Just out of, um, interest? I'm a specialist y'see. I do have a dirty mind, many people have told me, but I didn't see it until now. From now on I will have a good chuckle. Thanks OP.
Ah yes, someone just told me, it's Telecar's. they go blue when they ossify apparently.Edited by yiasemi on August 25, 2014 7:23AM0 -
Kos✭✭✭this has never, ever crossed my mind when seeing that screenEdited by Kos on August 25, 2014 7:48AM1
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Blooddancer✭✭✭wait a minute.... is the post about trolling imagery a trolling attempt.... why I oughta!!!0
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Koloki✭✭✭I had never noticed it before, but now i can't unsee it and it will forever haunt my game play experience... Thanks a lot
Edited by Koloki on August 25, 2014 8:04AM☙ War Dogs ❧MMO, lore, quests, diversão, cerveja, mulher, carros, barcos, iates e outros tantos prazeres da carne!Rage. Goddess, sing the rage of Peleus' son Achilles,
murderous, doomed, that cost the Achaeans countless losses,
hurling down to the House of Death so many sturdy souls…0 -
Mondo✭✭✭✭Dont go in there are massive ***!!!!!!Im not the Hero you need, im the Troll you deserve!
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