OK, It's not Zenimax's fault, they have to abide by a legal team who advise and know these things. Mostly because of the litigious culture many of us live in or simply because the laws of the country/province/state you live in try to curtail gambling or speculation outside it's own boundaries.
There are probably more than half a dozen other reasons.
BUT, if you want to say something - say it here and not in a competition thread.

The 'floor' is yours...
" Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those Nirnroot stop screaming, won't you?"