"My cousin's out fighting Daedra and what do I get?

forbarcusb16_ESO · August 2014

Guard duty!"

If this isn't going to be a thing, Zenimax, I will be bitterly disappointed.

Cyberdown · August 2014

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RoyMallis · August 2014

"I used to be soul-less like you till..."

forbarcusb16_ESO · August 2014

"I mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls. Been too long since we've had a Dark Anchor."

Lynx7386 · August 2014

"I used to be soul-less like you till..."

I took a zenimax to the knee.

Cahuani · August 2014

"My hotel's as clean as an Elven arse!"

forbarcusb16_ESO · August 2014

"Oh, sorry, savior of Nirn! I didn't realise it was you! I'll look the other way this time, but even saving Nirn has its limits!"

Phinix1 · August 2014

"If I catch your hand in my cheese barrel, I'm going to cut it off."

stefan.gustavsonb16_ESO · August 2014

"It could have been worse. At least you're not purple, or inside-out, or afflicted with new angry limbs." (Valaste)

"It could have been worse. I could have introduced you to my mother."
(Male Khajit Thalmor speaking to female Altmer Thalmor at the docks in Mistral after the Maormer attack laid waste to the area)

Mjollo · August 2014

"You look like I could use a drink!" -Drunk nord, Windhelm

"Is it just me or am I drunk?" - More drunk nords, Windhelm