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  • Morticielle
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    Black-Bird wrote: »
    NookyZooky wrote: »
    the only thing they really have going that COULD be called "op"(which I don't think this is) is bolt escape.
    No Sir, it is not! Bolt Escape got nerfed two months back and therefore can't be op anymore.

    Running Warlock and Magnus 5/5 Feels a bit like the old days pre-nerf a lot of fun!
    Hush!
    Lady Morticielle d'Aragòn |VR12| Sorcerer | PvP Rank 21 (Major Grade I) | EU-Megaserver | AD

    Subscription cancelled due to the following facts:

    - Zenimax implements more bugs from patch to patch
    - Zenimax does not care about the increasing instability of the game. People have more and more crashes Fix of memory bug decreased number of crashes considerably
    - Zenimax has still not fully fixed the fps drops they (!) implemented with patch1.2.3
    - Zenimax does nothing to fix the massive ability lags in PvP
    - Zenimax gives more attention to unnecassary 'content' like dyes for armors than fixing issues
    - In patchnotes Zenimax lies about bugs allegedly fixed
    - Zenimax has no plan as to how balance population in Cyrodiil campaigns
    - Support is ineffective and does not even speak in a way one can linguistically understand

  • Asgari
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    Dos this guy still not realize that Critcal Surge + Harness Magicka gives back health and magicka from him attacking and absorbing your weak attacks? He wouldn't even need to worry about immovable as they clearly used zero cc on him. This thread should be put in the LuLz section for wasting everyones time.
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  • Halrloprillalar
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    Immovable is too expensive anyway XD

    i just dark conversion while in batswarm for more lolz
  • NorthernFury
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    Stop bumping this thread =D I have spit coffee out my nose from laughing on three consecutive days reading it......

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    Cattle die
    kinsmen die
    all men are mortal.
    Words of praise
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    nor a noble name.

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  • Pixysticks
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  • Nala_
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    Pixysticks wrote: »
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    i laughed when i realized this is the only post youve made in this entire thread
  • Akinos
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    i used all my stamina and all my magicka did all the damage i could as a nightblade duel wield, im vet 12 and the sorcerer was a vet 12. i was with 6 other people and we all stayed close together. that sorcerer did massive damage to us one at a time and when his health got low he simply cast a spell that made his health full instantly.
    i was with a vet 8, a vet 10 and a few others that were about lv 45 to vet1.
    complete imbalance in eso for the sorcerers and dragonights. it's rediculas.
    that sorcerer killed all of us in under 30 seconds.
    ***-did-i-just-read.jpg


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  • Blazzin-Ace
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    Damn all this for me... would an apology suffice?
  • Braidas
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    Damn all this for me... would an apology suffice?
    someone nerf this man
  • MorHawk
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    i used all my stamina and all my magicka did all the damage i could as a nightblade duel wield, im vet 12 and the sorcerer was a vet 12. i was with 6 other people and we all stayed close together. that sorcerer did massive damage to us one at a time and when his health got low he simply cast a spell that made his health full instantly.
    i was with a vet 8, a vet 10 and a few others that were about lv 45 to vet1.
    complete imbalance in eso for the sorcerers and dragonights. it's rediculas.
    that sorcerer killed all of us in under 30 seconds.
    it was posted yesterday after this patch, obviously it is exactly what was the reason for the massive damage dealt to us

    Oh my. Oh wow. This was the most epic thread for me to return to the forums on.

    Even the hilarious bickering is only a sideshow though next to Shortsheath's continued facepalmery. So when your pathetic attempt at blaming class balance gets torn to shreds, you change your story. I think you might just have to come to terms with the fact that getting on your 'kos list' just isn't the threat you thought it was. :)

    Watch out @Pixysticks. This guy has a habit of making creepy threatening videos. One of these days I'll post the one he made for my old guild, but it involved a gimpmask, space in his mother's basement, and a freaky voice modulator. Be afraid, be *very* afraid...
    Edited by MorHawk on August 8, 2014 12:34PM
    Observant wrote: »
    I can count to potato.
    another topic that cant see past its own farts.
    WWJLHD?
  • Pixysticks
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    MorHawk wrote: »
    Watch out @Pixysticks. This guy has a habit of making creepy threatening videos. One of these days I'll post the one he made for my old guild, but it involved a gimpmask, space in his mother's basement, and a freaky voice modulator. Be afraid, be *very* afraid...

    I like to picture him as being the HowToBasic guy:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u08NGTmxp-E





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  • MorHawk
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    Pixysticks wrote: »
    I like to picture him as being the HowToBasic guy:

    Pretty much, only without the irony.
    Observant wrote: »
    I can count to potato.
    another topic that cant see past its own farts.
    WWJLHD?
  • Mjollo
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    OP, Do you even know how horrifically easy it is to kill a Sorcerer as a Nightblade? Dragonknights can be a bit more difficult if they have heavy armor (given the extra health buffs they get) but if you have a proper rotation, it takes 6 seconds to kill a single target as a Nightblade especially if the DK is Stamina-Based. The general advantage of a Nightblade is they are supposed to catch enemies off-guard. A couple of suggestions for this would be 1). Mark Target which reduces the target's armor and spell resistance by 75% for you. That will help you hit higher and ultimately deal more damage. 2). Crippling Grasp. If they are stamina-based, they will die very fast as this not only does a bit of damage, but it prevents them from moving for 2 seconds unless they expel stamina to break free so if you keep using it casually, they will inevitably run out of stamina preventing them from moving or using any of those skills.
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  • Fuzzylumpkins
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    Lowbei wrote: »
    he attacked us as we were all handing in a quest and starting a new one. we were all talking to the quest giver.

    LOLOLOLOLOL

    so you 7 were pveing in a pvp zone? this post keeps getting better


    This. Thread has no legs. I almost feel obliged to toss in an l2p but that would just go right over the OPs head. Awareness is free.
  • Pixysticks
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    I actually don't use hardened ward, annulment, harness magicka or critical surge. I did use healing ward and unbreakable though.
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  • Artemiisia
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    This thread is getting better and better for each day :)

    when ever I feel abit down, I just go read this now lol
  • Mauz
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    Artemiisia wrote: »
    no not at all Hlaren, its just that for me as a sorcerer the race I fear the most in this game for pvp is the night blade actually, surprise attack and im dead in 3 secs

    than you're doing something wrong. most casters you cant kill in 3 secs even if you completely ignore defense in your build and put everything into burst. and if you dont kill him in 3 sec its game over for you. 1 instant heal and he at 100% again and you out of resources -> 3 1k crystal shards in a row -> nb dead.

    put some thoughts into your defense and stealthy burst nbs wont be a match any more. with such builds you cant do anything but seal clubbing newbies.
  • Nala_
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    Mauz wrote: »
    Artemiisia wrote: »
    no not at all Hlaren, its just that for me as a sorcerer the race I fear the most in this game for pvp is the night blade actually, surprise attack and im dead in 3 secs

    than you're doing something wrong. most casters you cant kill in 3 secs even if you completely ignore defense in your build and put everything into burst. and if you dont kill him in 3 sec its game over for you. 1 instant heal and he at 100% again and you out of resources -> 3 1k crystal shards in a row -> nb dead.

    put some thoughts into your defense and stealthy burst nbs wont be a match any more. with such builds you cant do anything but seal clubbing newbies.

    more like then youre doing something wrong. ambush, conceal, conceal, dead caster.
  • Lowbei
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    groups should stop dying to solos, thats embarrassing
  • Morticielle
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    Mauz wrote: »
    most casters you cant kill in 3 secs even if you completely ignore defense in your build and put everything into burst. and if you dont kill him in 3 sec its game over for you. 1 instant heal and he at 100% again and you out of resources -> 3 1k crystal shards in a row -> nb dead.
    Sorcerer has no instant heal that fills him up to 100% Life. And 3 Crystal Fragments take some time, even if 1 is an instant proc (for which you need to cast another ability in between, because CF does not proc from itself!) and time is not what you have against a NB which is stunning you and killing you in 1 to max. 4 actions. You cannot stand and shoot it out against a NB, you have to move away and then try to kill him - or try to get out of fight, which is the better option IMO.
    Edited by Morticielle on August 9, 2014 5:45PM
    Lady Morticielle d'Aragòn |VR12| Sorcerer | PvP Rank 21 (Major Grade I) | EU-Megaserver | AD

    Subscription cancelled due to the following facts:

    - Zenimax implements more bugs from patch to patch
    - Zenimax does not care about the increasing instability of the game. People have more and more crashes Fix of memory bug decreased number of crashes considerably
    - Zenimax has still not fully fixed the fps drops they (!) implemented with patch1.2.3
    - Zenimax does nothing to fix the massive ability lags in PvP
    - Zenimax gives more attention to unnecassary 'content' like dyes for armors than fixing issues
    - In patchnotes Zenimax lies about bugs allegedly fixed
    - Zenimax has no plan as to how balance population in Cyrodiil campaigns
    - Support is ineffective and does not even speak in a way one can linguistically understand

  • Artemiisia
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    Mauz wrote: »
    Artemiisia wrote: »
    no not at all Hlaren, its just that for me as a sorcerer the race I fear the most in this game for pvp is the night blade actually, surprise attack and im dead in 3 secs

    than you're doing something wrong. most casters you cant kill in 3 secs even if you completely ignore defense in your build and put everything into burst. and if you dont kill him in 3 sec its game over for you. 1 instant heal and he at 100% again and you out of resources -> 3 1k crystal shards in a row -> nb dead.

    put some thoughts into your defense and stealthy burst nbs wont be a match any more. with such builds you cant do anything but seal clubbing newbies.

    like others is posting, you haven't been playing against good nbs if you can defend against them incoming from stealth.

    noob nbs I dont have a problem with, but again if the nb knows its class im dead if they hit me offgaurd
  • Koensol
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    MorHawk wrote: »
    i used all my stamina and all my magicka did all the damage i could as a nightblade duel wield, im vet 12 and the sorcerer was a vet 12. i was with 6 other people and we all stayed close together. that sorcerer did massive damage to us one at a time and when his health got low he simply cast a spell that made his health full instantly.
    i was with a vet 8, a vet 10 and a few others that were about lv 45 to vet1.
    complete imbalance in eso for the sorcerers and dragonights. it's rediculas.
    that sorcerer killed all of us in under 30 seconds.
    it was posted yesterday after this patch, obviously it is exactly what was the reason for the massive damage dealt to us

    Oh my. Oh wow. This was the most epic thread for me to return to the forums on.

    Even the hilarious bickering is only a sideshow though next to Shortsheath's continued facepalmery. So when your pathetic attempt at blaming class balance gets torn to shreds, you change your story. I think you might just have to come to terms with the fact that getting on your 'kos list' just isn't the threat you thought it was. :)

    Watch out @Pixysticks. This guy has a habit of making creepy threatening videos. One of these days I'll post the one he made for my old guild, but it involved a gimpmask, space in his mother's basement, and a freaky voice modulator. Be afraid, be *very* afraid...
    @Morhawk Lol, good to see at least on of you guys back on the forum! Needless to say I know exactly what you are talking about.

  • dsalter
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    the only time. I. as a sorc win a 1v4+ is if they are to stupid and clump together, all i have to do is spam impulse, my freebie shards and keep critical surge up. and if he is out healing that then that means you lack impenetrable traits
    PLEASE REPLY TO ME WITH @dsalter otherwise i'm likely to miss the reply if its not my own thread

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  • Nala_
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    dsalter wrote: »
    if he is out healing that then that means you lack impenetrable traits
    what is this i dont even
  • Lowbei
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    Nala_ wrote: »
    dsalter wrote: »
    if he is out healing that then that means you lack impenetrable traits
    what is this i dont even

    i think hes referring to crit surge healing based on crits
  • Pixysticks
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    Lowbei wrote: »
    Nala_ wrote: »
    dsalter wrote: »
    if he is out healing that then that means you lack impenetrable traits
    what is this i dont even

    i think hes referring to crit surge healing based on crits
    I don't use crit surge.
    Edited by Pixysticks on August 11, 2014 2:35PM
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  • Nala_
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    Lowbei wrote: »
    Nala_ wrote: »
    dsalter wrote: »
    if he is out healing that then that means you lack impenetrable traits
    what is this i dont even

    i think hes referring to crit surge healing based on crits

    yeah, but he was talking to OP in that last sentence. like "if a sorc is healing to full that youre fighting then it means you lack impenetrable traits", implying that information is somehow relevant when in the fight no one used it.

    i just think its funny that 95% of people posting in this thread havent read the thread and just post something equally *** to the OPs original rant.

    hence; what is this i dont even
  • Lowbei
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    i never said it was correct, what he was using, etc. i simply gave an explanation to why someone "might" have said that.

    and you really cant expect people to have read this entire thread if they got here at like page 6-7
    Edited by Lowbei on August 11, 2014 2:46PM
  • Nala_
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    the funniest part of this thread is all the people who tried to claim they were the people responsible for killing the OP's group in order to get attention:
    FENGRUSH wrote: »
    I am sorry to have ruined your day Hlaren.
    zScars wrote: »
    you weren't kidding when you said you would go to the forums.

    google critical surge. and try to stay out of my bats
    Damn all this for me... would an apology suffice?

    lmao... i wish there was an "embarrassed" emoticon to the right of "LOL", so we could help these three get there 100 embarrassed achievement.

  • Pixysticks
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    Although it's funny, I think the problem with the game crashing every few minutes and ZOS not fixing it in the patch is a little more important of an issue then shaming the attention wh0res.

    So can we instead, just spam these forums with "Fix the crashes with Cyrodiil or I'm quitting." or some other threatening version of that topic so they're forced to actually fix it, and we don't lose 50% of the PvP population like we did with the FPS bug.

    Edited by Pixysticks on August 11, 2014 3:22PM
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