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Which silly, lore-breaking idea...
Azzuria
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Which silly, lore-breaking (lore-bending, lore-stretching), game-breaking idea is the silliest?
Edited by Azzuria on August 8, 2014 7:32PM Brunhilda Icehammer - Nord Dragonknight, 'Smith & Enchantress 'What is 'ranged? I need to hit something!!'
Laehl Direthorn - Bosmer Nightblade, Purveyor of fine Clothes, Bows and Staves
Reeza gra-Zuni - Orc Templar 'War Shaman' and Apothecary
Noemi Snowpaw - Kajiit Dragon Knight - I laugh... or I'd have to kill you.
Kitera Dreamon - Breton of The Dominion: Because those Daggers don't appreciate a great Mage.
Lysara Shadowcroft - Dunmer Bloodmage: This will only hurt a lot.
Laehl Direthorn - Bosmer Nightblade, Purveyor of fine Clothes, Bows and Staves
Reeza gra-Zuni - Orc Templar 'War Shaman' and Apothecary
Noemi Snowpaw - Kajiit Dragon Knight - I laugh... or I'd have to kill you.
Kitera Dreamon - Breton of The Dominion: Because those Daggers don't appreciate a great Mage.
Lysara Shadowcroft - Dunmer Bloodmage: This will only hurt a lot.
Which silly, lore-breaking idea... 175 votes
Dragons! ... because ... uh ... DRAGONS!
12%
21 votes
Flying mounts. Because I want it.
34%
61 votes
Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!
34%
60 votes
Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!
18%
33 votes
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Inversus✭✭✭✭✭Flying mounts. Because I want it.hard to choose, but I think flying mounts wins this one
even worse is flying dragon mounts, combining 1 & 2VR14 EH Sorc
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jrgray93✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!Said it before and I'll say it again.
If I can't ride this as a mount in two months, I'm unsubbing.
EP: Slania Isara : Harambe Was an Inside Job8 -
forbarcusb16_ESO✭✭✭Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!Can't remember who said it, but pretty much they summarized that Dragons in the game WOULDN'T break the lore as there were 2 recorded RECENT (and near future) encounters of living Dragons.
But for the general public, Dragons are cool. But Dwemer are cooler!"I'm guilty of a far more monstrous crime, I'm guilty of being a dwarf."2 -
Azzuria✭✭✭✭✭Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!forbarcusb16_ESO wrote: »Can't remember who said it, but pretty much they summarized that Dragons in the game WOULDN'T break the lore as there were 2 recorded RECENT (and near future) encounters of living Dragons.
But for the general public, Dragons are cool. But Dwemer are cooler!
True enough, which why I added Lore-Bending ... because generally accepted Tamrielic history has no mentions of dragons in the 2nd age so, while possible, dragons would stretch lore almost to the breaking point.Brunhilda Icehammer - Nord Dragonknight, 'Smith & Enchantress 'What is 'ranged? I need to hit something!!'
Laehl Direthorn - Bosmer Nightblade, Purveyor of fine Clothes, Bows and Staves
Reeza gra-Zuni - Orc Templar 'War Shaman' and Apothecary
Noemi Snowpaw - Kajiit Dragon Knight - I laugh... or I'd have to kill you.
Kitera Dreamon - Breton of The Dominion: Because those Daggers don't appreciate a great Mage.
Lysara Shadowcroft - Dunmer Bloodmage: This will only hurt a lot.0 -
isengrimb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!"No one knows why the Dwemer died out - or at least, no one is telling".
*looks left, then right*
Why don't we just grab a few dozen of these player Dwemer off the streets, and beat them with radioactive steel cacti until THEY tell us?
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Shunravi✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!Having a dragon or two would not necessarily wreck the lore, they are low in number and in hiding, but they are around.
Flying mounts would not mesh with the current game design, and has issues with the lore.
The Dwemer are gone. That's it. Over. Done. No more.
This one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!1 -
Armitas✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!The Real Justice System.
Edited by Armitas on August 8, 2014 7:52PMRetired.
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✭Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!Dwemer army on flying dragon mounts 4evah!Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.1 -
UrQuan✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!As others have said, having one or two dragons make an appearance wouldn't necessarily break any lore (although more than that sure would), as dragons are currently near-extinct, but we know that there are at least a couple still around.
Flying mounts would be totally lore-breaking IMO (and dragon mounts even more so), and I can't think of any lore-based explanation that could be given without it being ridiculous.
Dwemer as a playable race would be even worse, though. They're gone. Exactly where they went, whether they're dead, somewhere in Oblivion, merged with Mundus, or what is a mystery. As far as I'm aware there's exactly one living dwemer, and he doesn't know what happened to the others. Having them a playable race in ESO would break so much lore it wouldn't even be funny.
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Cody✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭hmm...... probably the dwemer idea(I will not vote in this. lol). the dragon idea is actually not THAT silly, as there are reported sightings of dragons around the time this game is based in)I think so anyway) I personally don't see the problem with flying mounts. lorebreaking? yes, but we need some creativity!1 -
aronothub17_ESO✭✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!no see i think we totally need guns lasers and lightsabers
now seriousness dragons, eh while they are supposed to be gone, when you look at the events of skyrim can you really say they are gone or just dormant. though i agree they are unheard of around this time period.
flying mounts. really why? the landscape is so gorgeous why miss out, and agree lorebreaking, besides there are wayshrines all over who needs a bloody flying mount.
dwemer....now, this one could be a bit touchy. all the lore says the dwemer are gone, but nothing says where. now there are many other lands all throughout nirn other than just tamriel. whose to say that the dwemer did not go there. so lorewise it could be possible to implement dwemer as a race, but eh. to me the dwemer would be like trying to revive the ayleids or falmer(snow elves). while the lore for them exists really these are meant to be dead races, yes falmer are not really dead sorta, but man are they ugly, so unless some crazy psycho mage creates a time travel spell, which never can put past a crazy mage, i just dont see them as a player race.Edited by aronothub17_ESO on August 8, 2014 8:45PM0 -
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✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!aronothub17_ESO wrote: »no see i think we totally need guns lasers and lightsabers
Or better yet, guns that shoot out lightsabers.EP: Slania Isara : Harambe Was an Inside Job3 -
Shunravi✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!aronothub17_ESO wrote: »no see i think we totally need guns lasers and lightsabers
Or better yet, guns that shoot out lightsabers.
Dragons with fricking lightsaber firing cannons mounted on their heads.
Edited by Shunravi on August 8, 2014 8:45PMThis one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!5 -
smeeprocketnub19_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!A gun that shoots out a sword, that explodes, and becomes smaller swords, that also explode.
http://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/SWORDSPLOSION!!!Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.2 -
aronothub17_ESO✭✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!aronothub17_ESO wrote: »no see i think we totally need guns lasers and lightsabers
Or better yet, guns that shoot out lightsabers.
Dragons with fricking lightsaber firing cannons mounted on their heads.
or better yet dragons the cannons mounted to their heads that fire out lightsaber wielding slaughterfish1 -
AlexDougherty✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!Dwemer, Dragons and Flying mounts are all silly and lore breaking, well there are a few acceptable flying mounts.
But the silliest Lore-Breaking idea I can come up with is a half-Human/half-Argonian cross breed. Or a half-Elf/half-Argonian cross breed, or half-Khajiit/half-Argonian crossbreed.
Basically Argonians crossbreeding with any mammalian species.People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
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aronothub17_ESO✭✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!AlexDougherty wrote: »Dwemer, Dragons and Flying mounts are all silly and lore breaking, well there are a few acceptable flying mounts.
But the silliest Lore-Breaking idea I can come up with is a half-Human/half-Argonian cross breed. Or a half-Elf/half-Argonian cross breed, or half-Khajiit/half-Argonian crossbreed.
Basically Argonians crossbreeding with any mammalian species.
argonians breeding should be lore breaking i mean come on who wants to breed with a lizard
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Armitas✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!I'm pretty sure the lightsabers need to shoot dragons.Edited by Armitas on August 8, 2014 9:16PMRetired.
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✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!aronothub17_ESO wrote: »AlexDougherty wrote: »Dwemer, Dragons and Flying mounts are all silly and lore breaking, well there are a few acceptable flying mounts.
But the silliest Lore-Breaking idea I can come up with is a half-Human/half-Argonian cross breed. Or a half-Elf/half-Argonian cross breed, or half-Khajiit/half-Argonian crossbreed.
Basically Argonians crossbreeding with any mammalian species.
argonians breeding should be lore breaking i mean come on who wants to breed with a lizard
The question at the start of this poll asks for a silly lorebreaking idea.
That's what I gave.People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
Wizard's first rule
Passion rules reason
Wizard's third rule
Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
Wizard's fifth rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
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Shunravi✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!AlexDougherty wrote: »Dwemer, Dragons and Flying mounts are all silly and lore breaking, well there are a few acceptable flying mounts.
But the silliest Lore-Breaking idea I can come up with is a half-Human/half-Argonian cross breed. Or a half-Elf/half-Argonian cross breed, or half-Khajiit/half-Argonian crossbreed.
Basically Argonians crossbreeding with any mammalian species.
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Well **** if I know.This one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!1 -
Larira✭✭✭✭Flying mounts. Because I want it.I want a flight mount which looks like a shadow battlecrab!
GreetingsEdited by Larira on August 8, 2014 9:03PM0 -
AlexDougherty✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!I want a flight mount which looks like a shadow battlecrab!
Greetings
Cool, I loved Babylon5, and the Shadowships were scary cool.People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
Wizard's first rule
Passion rules reason
Wizard's third rule
Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
Wizard's fifth rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
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✭Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!Wasn't there an in game book referencing argonian sexual practices?
Which is weird since they are egg layers.
So I mean, they probably have some sort of equipment that fits together, and while unable to breed in that manner, could at least copulate.
Probably how they developed breasts between morrowind and oblivion. Argonian males saw them on other race females and started favoring argonian females with bumpy chests. Evolution took over... really fast.
So, to extrapolate, argonian breasts probably don't have ***. Take from that what you will.Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.1 -
Nox_Aeterna✭✭✭✭✭
✭Flying mounts. Because I want it.Well considering the options , flying mounts."Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
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Tremulous✭✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!Just so you all know the mother race is always the race the baby ends up being (in ESO). So don't expect a human male to roll around in the swamp grass with an argonian female and expect a human to pop out of an egg.0
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Azzuria✭✭✭✭✭Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!aronothub17_ESO wrote: »AlexDougherty wrote: »Dwemer, Dragons and Flying mounts are all silly and lore breaking, well there are a few acceptable flying mounts.
But the silliest Lore-Breaking idea I can come up with is a half-Human/half-Argonian cross breed. Or a half-Elf/half-Argonian cross breed, or half-Khajiit/half-Argonian crossbreed.
Basically Argonians crossbreeding with any mammalian species.
argonians breeding should be lore breaking i mean come on who wants to breed with a lizard
That one Dunmer chic. Just her. Oh, and that other Dunmer chic, but her Argonian's female so no actual breeding going on there.Edited by Azzuria on August 8, 2014 9:27PMBrunhilda Icehammer - Nord Dragonknight, 'Smith & Enchantress 'What is 'ranged? I need to hit something!!'
Laehl Direthorn - Bosmer Nightblade, Purveyor of fine Clothes, Bows and Staves
Reeza gra-Zuni - Orc Templar 'War Shaman' and Apothecary
Noemi Snowpaw - Kajiit Dragon Knight - I laugh... or I'd have to kill you.
Kitera Dreamon - Breton of The Dominion: Because those Daggers don't appreciate a great Mage.
Lysara Shadowcroft - Dunmer Bloodmage: This will only hurt a lot.0 -
isengrimb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!aronothub17_ESO wrote: »AlexDougherty wrote: »Dwemer, Dragons and Flying mounts are all silly and lore breaking, well there are a few acceptable flying mounts.
But the silliest Lore-Breaking idea I can come up with is a half-Human/half-Argonian cross breed. Or a half-Elf/half-Argonian cross breed, or half-Khajiit/half-Argonian crossbreed.
Basically Argonians crossbreeding with any mammalian species.
argonians breeding should be lore breaking i mean come on who wants to breed with a lizard
Other lizards, perhaps?
I wonder why everyone assumes everything would want to mate with humans ...
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