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Only saying what we all know (Aerial bow/ eu server)

iaintoff
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I've said it before and now I have to say it again it's so blatant.

Banana and smurf working together in cryodiil on aerial bow....

So sad, I mean from EB perspective it's quite flattering...

But really, it's just getting silly now, even going so far that Aldermari will capture mine and smurf will capture lumber mill ( trademark) before a twin attack on keeps.

I mean I'm all for team play but can't you guys stand on your own two feet occasionally...

The question is rhetorical of course since the answer is self evident.


  • bertenburnyb16_ESO
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    well EP is just to awsome ofc
    I wonder how it would look if they breed
    BuzRN9F.jpg
    Edited by bertenburnyb16_ESO on August 1, 2014 1:23PM
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    Red Diamond, Protect us 'til the end (EU EP Thorn)
  • jrgray93
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    Ha! I've been wondering what our derogatory term for DC was. I always saw banana, but never smurf. I just thought "blueberries?" Smurfs are so much better, even if not fitting the fruit theme. So what do us EP players get called?
    EP: Slania Isara : Harambe Was an Inside Job
  • dgroutb16_ESO
    not sure its universal but "Tomatoes" is what ive heard most often.
  • cazlonb16_ESO
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    I witnessed a tomatoe killing a smurf today, must be the first time that happened this campaign.
  • Vunter
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    Yes, I'd like to know what smurfs and bananas have to say in this matter.
    And if Shido feels good with himself when he spams his freaking bats lol
    Edited by Vunter on August 1, 2014 1:58PM
  • Morostyle
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    Im just going to say this once - DC and AD do not work together.
    - Reason you see AD ninja a resource (I bet it was Chalman keep), is due to MY group of 6-7-8 people. We basicly try to get as far away as possible from the zerg trains, due to lag - So what do we do? We simply Ninja a Resource where DC are pushing EP for free AP grind.

    Thats all.

    Best regards
    Gank Me Im Famous

    P.S
    Im working on a video, where you'll see what I mean. We even pwn the Smurfs @ that location, so you can differently see its not a Crossfaction team setup.
    Edited by Morostyle on August 1, 2014 2:04PM
  • Eirella
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    ...Banana? Is that really what you call AD? I've seen the term smurf for DC and occasionally elmo for EP but really, bananas?!? I hate bananas...
    (PC/NA) - | @Eirella - formerly @jinxgames | CP 1000+ | Mainly PvPer (EP) | Haxus
    /uninstalled
  • Vunter
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    Morostyle wrote: »
    Im just going to say this once - DC and AD do not work together.
    - Reason you see AD ninja a resource (I bet it was Chalman keep), is due to MY group of 6-7-8 people. We basicly try to get as far away as possible from the zerg trains, due to lag - So what do we do? We simply Ninja a Resource where DC are pushing EP for free AP grind.

    Thats all.

    Best regards
    Gank Me Im Famous

    P.S
    Im working on a video, where you'll see what I mean. We even pwn the Smurfs @ that location, so you can differently see its not a Crossfaction team setup.
    Ok, i believe you... Your group doesn't work together with bananas. But look at the map.. All the days it's the same and we are constricted to defend all the freaking time. It's annoying, geez!
  • Morostyle
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    Heads up - I AM A BANANA ;)
  • Maulkin
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    Vunter wrote: »
    Yes, I'd like to know what smurfs and bananas have to say in this matter.
    And if Shido feels good with himself when he spams his freaking bats lol

    I laughed really hard :D

    Yes Shido should be ashamed cause no else uses batswarm in PvP, ever. Ouhou, BiggusDiccus, Greif, Quicky Ra and all the other top players form other factions don't do batswarm at all. Or the highly ranked players of the previous campaign like Pryda, Sandriks. Or anyone else who PvPs in fact.

    Shido is ashamed. Shido loses sleep over it. Shido sad
    Edited by Maulkin on August 1, 2014 2:12PM
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  • iaintoff
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    Vunter wrote: »
    Yes, I'd like to know what smurfs and bananas have to say in this matter.
    And if Shido feels good with himself when he spams his freaking bats lol

    No answer is an answer...
    I mean how does one respond when been called out for having ones hand in ones cookie jar too often.
    Edited by iaintoff on August 1, 2014 2:13PM
  • cazlonb16_ESO
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    So why are Smurfs just defending BRK for the Tomatoes against the Bananas if the latter two work together ?
  • Vunter
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    Vunter wrote: »
    Yes, I'd like to know what smurfs and bananas have to say in this matter.
    And if Shido feels good with himself when he spams his freaking bats lol

    I laughed really hard :D

    Yes Shido should be ashamed cause no else uses batswarm in PvP, ever. Ouhou, BiggusDiccus, Greif, Quicky Ra and all the other top players form other factions don't do batswarm at all. Or the highly ranked players of the previous campaign like Pryda, Sandriks. Or anyone else who PvPs in fact.

    Shido is ashamed. Shido loses sleep over it. Shido sad
    You know that the discourse "if everyone does it i can do it" it's just awful, right?
    But anyway, that was just a joke, i'm not so interested about it.,
    Now tell me, do you deny that it happens that your faction ally with the Covenant?
  • Maulkin
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    Vunter wrote: »
    You know that the discourse "if everyone does it i can do it" it's just awful, right?

    No, I don't. If zenimax didn't want people doing it, they would have removed it from the game. It's something that's available to all players and a lot of them do it. What's your point? You think it's an exploit using an in-game ability provided by the devs? Is blocking an exploit too?
    Vunter wrote: »
    Now tell me, do you deny that it happens that your faction ally with the Covenant?

    We are actually pretty sure that red & blue work together against us. So much so, that every evening we say "it's yellow vs purple again". Which actually explains the smurfs' obsession with Alessia bridge when they don't even have Ash, or the fact they take our keeps' resources right before your hordes attack.

    Does that answer your question? If not, I can't help I'm afraid

    PS: We have a different name for you reds (not tomatoes, strawbs or cherries) but for reasons of political correctness I can't post it here.
    Edited by Maulkin on August 1, 2014 2:53PM
    EU | PC | AD
  • smeeprocketnub19_ESO
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    shouldn't this QQing over other factions be posted in alliance war?
    Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.
  • tehsa
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    Is it commies or what? I'm rather interested, too, as I heard it only being 'apples'. And I don't know what could be politically incorrect with apples.

    Also everyone is obsessed with Alessia bridge, the bridge of doom, not just smurfs. Maybe it has become some sort of summoning device for player characters with all that blood that gets spilled there on a regular basis.
  • smeeprocketnub19_ESO
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    tehsa wrote: »
    @mike.gaziotisb16_ESO
    Is it commies or what? I'm rather interested, too, as I heard it only being 'apples'. And I don't know what could be politically incorrect with apples.

    Also everyone is obsessed with Alessia bridge, the bridge of doom, not just smurfs. Maybe it has become some sort of summoning device for player characters with all that blood that gets spilled there on a regular basis.

    You know when someone says something like that it's something utterly awful that they know makes it clear what a horrible human being they are acting like by saying such things.

    I'm certainly curious.
    Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.
  • Dalglish
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    This post made me laugh; last night DC & EP had taken every keep from AD until our guild came back to the campaign after a couple of hours (if that) away.

    Reds and blues had a resource each at Bloodmayne. Pot. Kettle. Black.
    Victrix EU - EP & AD -
    Xbox EU - DalglishUK
  • Maulkin
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    shouldn't this QQing over other factions be posted in alliance war?

    Yes. Hopefully the devs will move it
    tehsa wrote: »
    @mike.gaziotisb16_ESO
    Is it commies or what? I'm rather interested, too, as I heard it only being 'apples'. And I don't know what could be politically incorrect with apples.

    You're very close with your question. It's always said in jest of course, but because it could be construed as racist and I don't want to get banned I can't post it here. I can pm you if you really want to know.
    EU | PC | AD
  • Shunravi
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    Vunter wrote: »
    You know that the discourse "if everyone does it i can do it" it's just awful, right?

    No, I don't. If zenimax didn't want people doing it, they would have removed it from the game. It's something that's available to all players and a lot of them do it. What's your point? You think it's an exploit using an in-game ability provided by the devs? Is blocking an exploit too?
    Vunter wrote: »
    Now tell me, do you deny that it happens that your faction ally with the Covenant?

    We are actually pretty sure that red & blue work together against us. So much so, that every evening we say "it's yellow vs purple again". Which actually explains the smurfs' obsession with Alessia bridge when they don't even have Ash, or the fact they take our keeps' resources right before your hordes attack.

    Does that answer your question? If not, I can't help I'm afraid

    PS: We have a different name for you reds (not tomatoes, strawbs or cherries) but for reasons of political correctness I can't post it here.

    It's 'that time of the month' again, isn't it? Man, it's tough cleaning these red stains off of cyrodill...
    This one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!
  • Maulkin
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    Shunravi wrote: »
    Vunter wrote: »
    You know that the discourse "if everyone does it i can do it" it's just awful, right?

    No, I don't. If zenimax didn't want people doing it, they would have removed it from the game. It's something that's available to all players and a lot of them do it. What's your point? You think it's an exploit using an in-game ability provided by the devs? Is blocking an exploit too?
    Vunter wrote: »
    Now tell me, do you deny that it happens that your faction ally with the Covenant?

    We are actually pretty sure that red & blue work together against us. So much so, that every evening we say "it's yellow vs purple again". Which actually explains the smurfs' obsession with Alessia bridge when they don't even have Ash, or the fact they take our keeps' resources right before your hordes attack.

    Does that answer your question? If not, I can't help I'm afraid

    PS: We have a different name for you reds (not tomatoes, strawbs or cherries) but for reasons of political correctness I can't post it here.

    It's 'that time of the month' again, isn't it? Man, it's tough cleaning these red stains off of cyrodill...

    Lol, I said racist not sexist...
    We're all gonna get banned the way this thread is going :D
    Edited by Maulkin on August 1, 2014 3:02PM
    EU | PC | AD
  • smeeprocketnub19_ESO
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    shouldn't this QQing over other factions be posted in alliance war?

    Yes. Hopefully the devs will move it
    tehsa wrote: »
    @mike.gaziotisb16_ESO
    Is it commies or what? I'm rather interested, too, as I heard it only being 'apples'. And I don't know what could be politically incorrect with apples.

    You're very close with your question. It's always said in jest of course, but because it could be construed as racist and I don't want to get banned I can't post it here. I can pm you if you really want to know.

    so what you are saying is, you use a racial epithet to refer to another team. I was correct, it was something that showed what an awful human being you are acting like.

    Sometimes I am perplexed at what people will admit or elude to. That's the kind of thing you should feel, in modern times, ashamed enough of to keep it to yourself.
    Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.
  • Goldern
    Goldern
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    Are you Serious I remember Auriels Bow not so long ago when AD controlled the map, both EP and DC Would gang up on AD all the time, then if its happening now which im pretty sure it isn't, it would only be taste of your own medicine.

    Im frankly more concerned about the Emperor farming and a Single Emperer in some cases able to take out a group of 20 players by themselves sometimes. So to take a keep u need massive numbers even in celerius against one person.
    Overpowered much.
  • ZOS_LeroyW
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    Greetings all,

    We have moved this thread to the Alliance War subforum as we believe it's a better fit.
    Staff Post
  • Vahrokh
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    Ouhou, BiggusDiccus, Greif, Quicky Ra and all the other top players form other factions don't do batswarm at all. Or the highly ranked players of the previous campaign like Pryda, Sandriks. Or anyone else who PvPs in fact.

    Ah, the memories. That guy was my guildmate in Warhammer :D

  • Shunravi
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    Shunravi wrote: »
    Vunter wrote: »
    You know that the discourse "if everyone does it i can do it" it's just awful, right?

    No, I don't. If zenimax didn't want people doing it, they would have removed it from the game. It's something that's available to all players and a lot of them do it. What's your point? You think it's an exploit using an in-game ability provided by the devs? Is blocking an exploit too?
    Vunter wrote: »
    Now tell me, do you deny that it happens that your faction ally with the Covenant?

    We are actually pretty sure that red & blue work together against us. So much so, that every evening we say "it's yellow vs purple again". Which actually explains the smurfs' obsession with Alessia bridge when they don't even have Ash, or the fact they take our keeps' resources right before your hordes attack.

    Does that answer your question? If not, I can't help I'm afraid

    PS: We have a different name for you reds (not tomatoes, strawbs or cherries) but for reasons of political correctness I can't post it here.

    It's 'that time of the month' again, isn't it? Man, it's tough cleaning these red stains off of cyrodill...

    Lol, I said racist not sexist...
    We're all gonna get banned the way this thread is going :D

    :P
    Lol, I know what you were talking about. But there certainly a lot of creative things you can call the red team. I prefer 'cherries' though.
    This one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!
  • Maulkin
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    shouldn't this QQing over other factions be posted in alliance war?

    Yes. Hopefully the devs will move it
    tehsa wrote: »
    @mike.gaziotisb16_ESO
    Is it commies or what? I'm rather interested, too, as I heard it only being 'apples'. And I don't know what could be politically incorrect with apples.

    You're very close with your question. It's always said in jest of course, but because it could be construed as racist and I don't want to get banned I can't post it here. I can pm you if you really want to know.

    so what you are saying is, you use a racial epithet to refer to another team. I was correct, it was something that showed what an awful human being you are acting like.

    Sometimes I am perplexed at what people will admit or elude to. That's the kind of thing you should feel, in modern times, ashamed enough of to keep it to yourself.

    Thank you for the personal insults. It's not a derogatory term or word and since of course it's used in relation to the alliance colour of fictional characters on an computer game I think you should cool your jets.
    Edited by Maulkin on August 1, 2014 3:16PM
    EU | PC | AD
  • Maulkin
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    Vahrokh wrote: »
    Ouhou, BiggusDiccus, Greif, Quicky Ra and all the other top players form other factions don't do batswarm at all. Or the highly ranked players of the previous campaign like Pryda, Sandriks. Or anyone else who PvPs in fact.

    Ah, the memories. That guy was my guildmate in Warhammer :D

    Yeah he's seems like a good guy and he's a certainly a good player.
    EU | PC | AD
  • Lowbei
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    ... you realize that nobody cares about realm collusion, and that its part of the design of the rvrvr system, right?
  • Jaxom
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    Shunravi wrote: »
    Shunravi wrote: »
    Vunter wrote: »
    You know that the discourse "if everyone does it i can do it" it's just awful, right?

    No, I don't. If zenimax didn't want people doing it, they would have removed it from the game. It's something that's available to all players and a lot of them do it. What's your point? You think it's an exploit using an in-game ability provided by the devs? Is blocking an exploit too?
    Vunter wrote: »
    Now tell me, do you deny that it happens that your faction ally with the Covenant?

    We are actually pretty sure that red & blue work together against us. So much so, that every evening we say "it's yellow vs purple again". Which actually explains the smurfs' obsession with Alessia bridge when they don't even have Ash, or the fact they take our keeps' resources right before your hordes attack.

    Does that answer your question? If not, I can't help I'm afraid

    PS: We have a different name for you reds (not tomatoes, strawbs or cherries) but for reasons of political correctness I can't post it here.

    It's 'that time of the month' again, isn't it? Man, it's tough cleaning these red stains off of cyrodill...

    Lol, I said racist not sexist...
    We're all gonna get banned the way this thread is going :D

    :P
    Lol, I know what you were talking about. But there certainly a lot of creative things you can call the red team. I prefer 'cherries' though.

    We call them Berries..atleast in my guild.
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