Here's a few one liners, in "Mock the Week" style, written by members of <Ginger Step-Children> and compiled by myself ;
"Before we go adventuring, can we just stay here and listen to the bard sing Red Diamond again?"
"Razum-dar is over-rated!"
"This Orsimer love poetry is SO romantic!"
A Khajiit: "This one tastes like chicken."
An Argonian: "Hic, I've been at the sap and am a little Hist."
A Nord: "This crisp-fruity Chardonnay is far better than mead!"
A Bosmer: "Tofu is GREAT!"
An Altmer: "Do I look rugged and manly in this outfit?"
A Redguard: "I have a better beard than Sai Sahan."
A Dunmer: "But I chose this race because I wanted to be all sparkly in the sunlight with a mono-brow."
An Orsimer: "Damn! I've gored my pullover, AGAIN!"
A Breton: "Thank goodness for our passives, else no one would play us!"
An Imperial: "Lets stop our world domination expansion plans and start a commune."
"No, fellow player, I clearly saw you were fighting those creatures to get to the ore node. Please, go ahead!"
"There's a huge talent pool of voice-acting in this game, I am sure they even got Stephen Hawking to do some of the Argonians."
"Just look at all the inventory space I have!"
I am sure there will be more in the comments.
Thank you for reading.
" Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those Nirnroot stop screaming, won't you?"