These are the jokes, folks.
Azzuria
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Game-related jokes go ...
HERE!
Why do clothiers always have refined cloth with them?
So they can rage quilt at any time!
HERE!
Why do clothiers always have refined cloth with them?
So they can rage quilt at any time!
Brunhilda Icehammer - Nord Dragonknight, 'Smith & Enchantress 'What is 'ranged? I need to hit something!!'
Laehl Direthorn - Bosmer Nightblade, Purveyor of fine Clothes, Bows and Staves
Reeza gra-Zuni - Orc Templar 'War Shaman' and Apothecary
Noemi Snowpaw - Kajiit Dragon Knight - I laugh... or I'd have to kill you.
Kitera Dreamon - Breton of The Dominion: Because those Daggers don't appreciate a great Mage.
Lysara Shadowcroft - Dunmer Bloodmage: This will only hurt a lot.
Laehl Direthorn - Bosmer Nightblade, Purveyor of fine Clothes, Bows and Staves
Reeza gra-Zuni - Orc Templar 'War Shaman' and Apothecary
Noemi Snowpaw - Kajiit Dragon Knight - I laugh... or I'd have to kill you.
Kitera Dreamon - Breton of The Dominion: Because those Daggers don't appreciate a great Mage.
Lysara Shadowcroft - Dunmer Bloodmage: This will only hurt a lot.
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Innocente✭✭✭✭"We will make sure that no matter where you live, every player in North America, Europe, Oceania and many places beyond, will have a polished, lag-free launch experience"
Matt Firor
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✭Wow, it took less than 10 minutes for the "ESO is the joke"-esque comments! New record! XDEdited by Lord_Draevan on July 23, 2014 4:32PMI'm a man of few words. Any questions?NA/PC server8 -
rbenkepub19_ESO✭✭✭Heard last night in zone chat: "Other than an Argonian <word for "lady of the night" that the forum software blocks>, where is the best place to get mud crabs?"Edited by rbenkepub19_ESO on July 23, 2014 4:36PM15
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✭While we're on the subject or Argonians... funny Argonian names seen in chat!
"Stings-When-He Pees"
"Often-He-Lifts"
"Uses-Bombs-Wisely"I'm a man of few words. Any questions?NA/PC server5 -
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✭Q: How do you know you're about to die?A: Your healer says:
[Party] 11111122222222211111111111111122 -
Syntse✭✭✭✭✭isengrimb16_ESO wrote: »I used up all my jokes on the other thread.
I was also wondering why there is need for an another thread
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/113120/eso-joke-of-the-daySyntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
Syntselle Dominion Dark Elf Dragonknight Magica DPS [50]
Syntseus Dominion Imperial Templar Healer [50]
Syntsetar Dominion High Elf Sorcerer Magica DPS [50]
Friar Tuktuk Daggerfall Brenton Templar Healer [50]
Syntseyn Ebonheart Brenton Nightblade Magica DPS [50]0 -
Azzuria✭✭✭✭✭isengrimb16_ESO wrote: »I used up all my jokes on the other thread.
I was also wondering why there is need for an another thread
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/113120/eso-joke-of-the-day
Because I didn't see that thread.Brunhilda Icehammer - Nord Dragonknight, 'Smith & Enchantress 'What is 'ranged? I need to hit something!!'
Laehl Direthorn - Bosmer Nightblade, Purveyor of fine Clothes, Bows and Staves
Reeza gra-Zuni - Orc Templar 'War Shaman' and Apothecary
Noemi Snowpaw - Kajiit Dragon Knight - I laugh... or I'd have to kill you.
Kitera Dreamon - Breton of The Dominion: Because those Daggers don't appreciate a great Mage.
Lysara Shadowcroft - Dunmer Bloodmage: This will only hurt a lot.0 -
Zebug✭✭✭onlinegamer1 wrote: »Q: How do you know you're about to die?A: Your healer says:
[Party] 111111222222222111111111111111
HA....winner winner chicken dinner (I'm a healer.....its funny because it's true)1 -
LariahHunding✭✭✭✭What is black and blue and red all over?
The Redguard that [snip] me off.
[Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Cursing & Profanity]Edited by ZOS_LeroyW on July 23, 2014 7:32PM"Give a man a sweet roll, he only has one to steal. Give him a sweet roll recipe, he have bunches to steal."
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DungeonGrind wrote: »How much is that doggy in the window...?
The one with the shaggy grey hair....brown hair0 -
DungeonGrind✭✭✭kassandratheclericb14_ESO wrote: »DungeonGrind wrote: »How much is that doggy in the window...?
The one with the shaggy grey hair....brown hair
How much is that doggy in the window, i hope that dog is for sale!0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭While we're on the subject or Argonians... funny Argonian names seen in chat!
"Stings-When-He Pees"
"Often-He-Lifts"
"Uses-Bombs-Wisely"
Saw an argonian in game the other day with the one-dead-eye look, named "ran-with-scissors".
Edited by Lynx7386 on July 23, 2014 10:23PMPS4 / NA
M'asad - Khajiit Nightblade - Healer
Pakhet - Khajiit Dragonknight - Tank
Raksha - Khajiit Sorcerer - Stamina DPS
Bastet - Khajiit Templar - Healer
Leonin - Khajiit Warden - Tank6
