If I see you running next to me..'

Archaole
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I will try to beat you to the next "checkpoint" and then flaunt my victory in your face by jumping around you or making my horse kick you and/or your horse. Otherwise I'll never speak of it again. Anyone else have any weird tendencies?
  • lecarcajou_ESO
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    I wouldn't know where to start...
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  • Phinix1
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    I murder every monkey I see and pretend it belongs to some rude player inconsiderate enough to leave them out when they go to the bank. XD

    We get it, you were in the beta. So was I. The damn monkey pet is the most annoying thing ever created for this game and the people that leave them out do it just to annoy people, I swear it!
    Edited by Phinix1 on July 20, 2014 11:03PM
  • Kayira
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    I have to disagree @AlienDiplmat. The dwarfen spider (which is bugged out for me so I didn't get it... DAMN YOU BUGS! LOL) is even more annoying. Just the sound of it makes me get my weapon out because I think a centurion is around. Also the rattling takes my last nerf. Thank god actually the spider is bugged or I would try and run around trying to stomp this annoying spiders to the ground.
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  • Lyrro
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    I glance around for a chest so I can find it before you ninja it from me for the third time in a row. If I don't find a chest at the moment, I keep my eyes open so you can't steal all my loot... again.
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    Kayira wrote: »
    I have to disagree @AlienDiplmat. The dwarfen spider (which is bugged out for me so I didn't get it... DAMN YOU BUGS! LOL) is even more annoying. Just the sound of it makes me get my weapon out because I think a centurion is around. Also the rattling takes my last nerf. Thank god actually the spider is bugged or I would try and run around trying to stomp this annoying spiders to the ground.
    Oh I love that clicking sound, I hear it day and night, awake and asleep! Okay not that bad but I got used to it.

    And it also bugged for me but I just wrote to support and got it in mail in an hour.

    "The Divines gave you a nose for a reason, Tharn. So you can keep your mouth shut and still keep breathing. - Lyris Titanborn
  • emeraldbay
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    Sometimes, if I see someone fighting mobs to get at a chest, I'll finish them off really fast while I run by them and snatch the chest.

    Kind of a jerk move, I know, but hey...not all of my characters can be good guys. ;)
  • Archaole
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    emeraldbay wrote: »
    Sometimes, if I see someone fighting mobs to get at a chest, I'll finish them off really fast while I run by them and snatch the chest.

    Kind of a jerk move, I know, but hey...not all of my characters can be good guys. ;)

    At least you help out with the mob...
  • Tabbycat
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    I don't do anything to other players that get in my way. I admit there have been times I have wanted to yell "Get off my lawn!" at them. But then I calm down, take a deep breath and remind myself that it is an MMO.
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  • Woolenthreads
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    Whenever I see other players in town and they appear to be dodging other players, I attempt to ride through, or land on, them :).
    Oooh look, lot's of Butterflies! Wait! Butterflies? Get out of here Sheo, stop bugging me!

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  • Grand_Wazoo
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    I wish I had a Gears of War Lancer to chainsaw every player who rides their horse to a vendor or crafting station and every mage who does not dismiss their winged twilight critter into a bank. It would be...gratifying.
  • SirAndy
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    When i enter a solo dungeon i always pull up my chair and sit down and wait for a few minutes to make sure all mobs have spawned that were killed by any previous delvers that came before me.

    If another player walks in while i'm waiting, i keep waiting until i'm sure i'll get to kill stuff all by myself.
    :)
  • Archaole
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    If I see a lowbie following me without asking for my help, I wait for them to get confident that ill help them out and then watch them go ahead.
  • Orchish
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    I like to run up to afk players and /kowtow in front of them. The amount of randoms that pass by stop and scratch their head is quite amusing.

    I need a in game hobby... perhaps i'll try fishing.
  • DogFaceInBananaPatch
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    I hide in bushes and yell Spagett at everyone that passes.
  • SFBryan18
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    Cool story bro.
  • Elember
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    May as well do weird crap like the OP is suggesting because in this multiplayer game it is about the only way you can interact with other players, you can't quest with them because 95% of the content is solo only.

    So the only things you can do is weird crap like the OP is suggesting, chat, sell/trade stuff, but don't bother asking anyone for help or offering help to anyone because ZOS was not talented enough to make ESO play like a proper multiplayer game should....
    Edited by Elember on July 21, 2014 12:39AM
  • Evergnar
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    I murder every monkey I see and pretend it belongs to some rude player inconsiderate enough to leave them out when they go to the bank. XD

    We get it, you were in the beta. So was I. The damn monkey pet is the most annoying thing ever created for this game and the people that leave them out do it just to annoy people, I swear it!
    I like to whip out my monkey whenever possible. He is kinda dirty though.
    Edited by Evergnar on July 21, 2014 12:42AM
  • smeeprocketnub19_ESO
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    Elember wrote: »
    May as well do weird crap like the OP is suggesting because in this multiplayer game it is about the only way you can interact with other players, you can't quest with them because 95% of the content is solo only.

    So the only things you can do is weird crap like the OP is suggesting, chat, sell/trade stuff, but don't bother asking anyone for help or offering help to anyone because ZOS was not talented enough to make ESO play like a proper multiplayer game should....

    I interact with people all the time. Sometimes this results in my death, however.
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  • Tabbycat
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    This thread is giving me evil ideas.
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  • Hoamaii
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    I murder every monkey I see and pretend it belongs to some rude player inconsiderate enough to leave them out when they go to the bank. XD

    We get it, you were in the beta. So was I. The damn monkey pet is the most annoying thing ever created for this game and the people that leave them out do it just to annoy people, I swear it!

    I'm glad you mentioned it. Monkeys or spiders are not as bad for me as the damn daedra birds people keep out at the forge - these guys take an awful lot of screen space. I can barely see what I'm crafting with the bloody wings flapping constantly across my screen window!..

    At other times, I'm concentrated fighting a mob and suddenly my view is completely blocked by another player's bird while he sits right next to me, quietly reading his map!.. I wish I could kill the annoying birds sometimes...
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  • Tabbycat
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    Hoamaii wrote: »
    I murder every monkey I see and pretend it belongs to some rude player inconsiderate enough to leave them out when they go to the bank. XD

    We get it, you were in the beta. So was I. The damn monkey pet is the most annoying thing ever created for this game and the people that leave them out do it just to annoy people, I swear it!

    I'm glad you mentioned it. Monkeys or spiders are not as bad for me as the damn daedra birds people keep out at the forge - these guys take an awful lot of screen space. I can barely see what I'm crafting with the bloody wings flapping constantly across my screen window!..

    At other times, I'm concentrated fighting a mob and suddenly my view is completely blocked by another player's bird while he sits right next to me, quietly reading his map!.. I wish I could kill the annoying birds sometimes...

    If it makes you feel any better, my twilight matron often gets in my way too.

    *clicks E* why doesn't this work *furiously clicks E until realizing twilights wings are in the way* *runs around so stupid daedra moves out of the way and clicks E again*

    Also, my Clannfear has a fondness for standing right on top of lootable corpses. I think he's attracted to the smell of the newly dead. Or it's just his way of getting back at me for summoning him in the first place.
    Edited by Tabbycat on July 21, 2014 1:21AM
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  • smeeprocketnub19_ESO
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    I only have the clannfear on my sorcerer. Pets are dumb, but that one is okay because dinosaurs are awesome.

    Kind of like how the Transformer movies are awful, but I am still considering seeing the new one just for Grimlock.
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  • Flashygrrl
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    I just have this tendency to try to run my horse through as many people as I can on my way to something.

    I may or may not also be guilty of occasionally hijacking treasure chests.
  • Grand_Wazoo
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    Tabbycat wrote: »
    Hoamaii wrote: »
    I murder every monkey I see and pretend it belongs to some rude player inconsiderate enough to leave them out when they go to the bank. XD

    We get it, you were in the beta. So was I. The damn monkey pet is the most annoying thing ever created for this game and the people that leave them out do it just to annoy people, I swear it!

    I'm glad you mentioned it. Monkeys or spiders are not as bad for me as the damn daedra birds people keep out at the forge - these guys take an awful lot of screen space. I can barely see what I'm crafting with the bloody wings flapping constantly across my screen window!..

    At other times, I'm concentrated fighting a mob and suddenly my view is completely blocked by another player's bird while he sits right next to me, quietly reading his map!.. I wish I could kill the annoying birds sometimes...

    If it makes you feel any better, my twilight matron often gets in my way too.

    *clicks E* why doesn't this work *furiously clicks E until realizing twilights wings are in the way* *runs around so stupid daedra moves out of the way and clicks E again*

    Also, my Clannfear has a fondness for standing right on top of lootable corpses. I think he's attracted to the smell of the newly dead. Or it's just his way of getting back at me for summoning him in the first place.

    A winged twilight flapping in your face while you are trying to interact with an objective is really a pain, especially in a bank or a crafting station. My mage characters always politely dismiss their slaves while in town to maintain some semblance of civility. I wish others would remember their manners.
  • SFBryan18
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    Pets are dumb

    When I read this, it reminded me of this clip from South Park...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s2WZv0MXm4
  • smeeprocketnub19_ESO
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    SFBryan18 wrote: »
    Pets are dumb

    When I read this, it reminded me of this clip from South Park...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s2WZv0MXm4

    I don't have sound. :(
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  • babylon
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    When I beat you to a treasure chest or resource node after looting it I will stop to play my lute a few bars if you've paused by me in obvious anger :3
  • smeeprocketnub19_ESO
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    babylon wrote: »
    When I beat you to a treasure chest or resource node after looting it I will stop to play my lute a few bars if you've paused by me in obvious anger :3

    haha that's awesome. I hate the walk of shame after losing the node war. So humiliating.
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  • SFBryan18
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    babylon wrote: »
    When I beat you to a treasure chest or resource node after looting it I will stop to play my lute a few bars if you've paused by me in obvious anger :3

    And you're proud of this? I actually stop and allow other players the chance to take objects before me, but I guess being nice to strangers isn't something to be proud of on the internet. It's better to rub whatever you can in their face, right?
  • Grand_Wazoo
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    When I get done picking the lock on a chest and see someone standing over my shoulder waiting for me to fail, I immediately laugh 'cause that the kind of guy I am.
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