When those dirty sneaky good for nothing white hound people come to Niirn, I say we make them sit in the back of the horse carriage! We have separate commodes for them! We burn them and stone them and drive them from our cities and villages! We burn their heretic hearts and dogs (I charge 1200 stack of 100 maple)!
I say we make a deal with a Daedric prince to steal all of those toons who have whitehounds souls so that they have to spend hours, days, weeks trying to get it back!
As for the pigs....well I say all of us who have toons with proficiency in provisioning we cook them and eat them all right in front of everyone!
or......we could just accept our new steam friends as fellow ESO players and welcome them to a great game.
When asked what he would do for a Klondike bar. Grand Moff Tarkin said "why I would blow up Alderaan."