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How we can deal with this whitehound business

rynth
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When those dirty sneaky good for nothing white hound people come to Niirn, I say we make them sit in the back of the horse carriage! We have separate commodes for them! We burn them and stone them and drive them from our cities and villages! We burn their heretic hearts and dogs (I charge 1200 stack of 100 maple)!

I say we make a deal with a Daedric prince to steal all of those toons who have whitehounds souls so that they have to spend hours, days, weeks trying to get it back!

As for the pigs....well I say all of us who have toons with proficiency in provisioning we cook them and eat them all right in front of everyone!

or......we could just accept our new steam friends as fellow ESO players and welcome them to a great game.
When asked what he would do for a Klondike bar. Grand Moff Tarkin said "why I would blow up Alderaan."
  • BrassRazoo
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    I'm trying to pretend it is all a bad dream and the reaction I am seeing is just part of the Mad Gods plan to send me insane.
  • rynth
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    lol yeah at first I was upset then about two minutes later I was fine with it and now after reading all posts of people who are angry I find it funny. But hey the forum had about what a week of happiness and peace loving threads before a lot of people decided light up the torches and polish the pitch forks lol
    When asked what he would do for a Klondike bar. Grand Moff Tarkin said "why I would blow up Alderaan."
  • TheAmu
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    Everyone's got something to complain about cept for me and my monkey. *air lute*
  • rynth
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    that's right! Dogs drool.....BUT MY MONKEY FLINGS POO!!! :D
    When asked what he would do for a Klondike bar. Grand Moff Tarkin said "why I would blow up Alderaan."
  • Iago
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    the best way to deal with this problem is to suck it up and get over it.
    That which we obtain to cheap we esteem to lightly, it is dearness only that gives everything its value.

    -Thomas Pain

  • rynth
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    Iago wrote: »
    the best way to deal with this problem is to suck it up and get over it.

    this was a joke thread relax and have some fun

    When asked what he would do for a Klondike bar. Grand Moff Tarkin said "why I would blow up Alderaan."
  • Ninnghizhidda
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    A real First World problem.

    Here is a solution: anti-depressants if it gets too bad.
  • PBpsy
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    Trying to give a crap about some stupid pet in 5...4...3...2....1 ....
    Damn I failed at giving a ****
    Edited by PBpsy on July 18, 2014 6:01AM
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  • epoling
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    LOL - who really cares? I don't use any of the vanity pets I got for pre-order and Imperial edition anyway. I haven't seen too many other people using them either. Seems like a tempest in a teapot.
  • Mr.Turtlesworth
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    I want my golden retriever!
    I r robot
    hear me roar
  • SirAndy
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    A real First World problem.
    Here is a solution: anti-depressants if it gets too bad.
    Or whiskey. Whiskey works for me ...
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  • Akula
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    I know this is a joke thread but the real deal here is we should be all really happy about this. Now I'm not someone who gets hung up on silly vanity pets, but I can see the big picture. And that is this will bring in people, and that's always a good thing.

    Of course there is so many that can't even realize this. Instead they can only think "me me me...what about mine...me me me." Crap almost nobody pulls out their pet now as it is. And don't give me no bs about how if it was a dog you would.
  • yiasemi
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    PBpsy wrote: »
    Trying to give a crap about some stupid pet in 5...4...3...2....1 ....
    Damn I failed at giving a ****
    Good job, I forgot to bring the pooper scooper.
  • MercyKilling
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    I want my golden retriever!

    News flash.

    Old Yeller gets shot in the end.
    I am not spending a single penny on the game until changes are made to the game that I want to see.
    1) Remove having to be in a guild to sell items to other players at a kiosk.
    2) Cosmetic modding for armor and clothing.
    3) Difficulty slider.
    4) Fully customizable player housing that isn't tied to anything in the game other than having the correct resources and enough gold to build. Don't tie it to PvP, guild membership, or anything at all. Oh, make it instanced so as not to take up world map space, too. Zeni screwed this one up already.
    Any /one/ of these things implemented would get me spending again, maybe even subbing.
  • Hilgara
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    RP'ers may make up a fraction of the player base but they sure can make a lot of noise when their cage is rattled.

    You really think this is the biggest issue in the game???
    <sigh> maybe there really is no hope then.
    Edited by Hilgara on July 18, 2014 6:13AM
  • Schallen
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    Make it a blackhound, then everyone will kill it for you because they hate ***.
    Schallen

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    Role: DPS

    Favorite Movie: The Notebook

    Ideal Date: A long walk on the beach followed by a goodnight kiss

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  • Miflett
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    Akula wrote: »
    I know this is a joke thread but the real deal here is we should be all really happy about this. Now I'm not someone who gets hung up on silly vanity pets, but I can see the big picture. And that is this will bring in people, and that's always a good thing.

    Of course there is so many that can't even realize this. Instead they can only think "me me me...what about mine...me me me." Crap almost nobody pulls out their pet now as it is. And don't give me no bs about how if it was a dog you would.

    You can't also see the opposite side where players leave due to feeling 'slapped in the face' or does the end justify the means. "It's just good business."
  • Hilgara
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    How about we just combine all these threads into one and keep this trivial crap from flooding the forum?
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