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  • Logan9a
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    bosmern_ESO wrote: »
    Bought three already! they're so cute :3

    I've always wondered 'who the hell blows money on that stuff'.

    Now, I know.
  • starlizard70ub17_ESO
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    When my wife who doesn't play ESO, first saw a pack Guar while I was playing, she thought it looked cute, and wondered if they going to start selling stuffed ones. So I ordered it for her just now. (It should grant me 4 to 6 more months of unmolested gameplay when it arrives. :wink: )
    Edited by starlizard70ub17_ESO on July 15, 2014 6:36PM
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  • Blackwidow
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    starlizard70ub17_ESO wrote: »
    When my wife who doesn't play ESO, first saw a pack Guar while I was playing, she thought it looked cute, and wondered if they going to start selling stuffed ones. So I ordered it for her just now. (It should grant me 4 to 6 more months of unmolested gameplay when it arrives. :wink: )

    I prefer my game with a little molestation. :D
  • dannymcgr81b14_ESO
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    Blackwidow ...we should talk. >:)
  • Phantax
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    ebondeath wrote: »
    omfgwant.

    Ordering one as soon as I get home.

    Proof that Advertising > common sense...lol

    :O
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  • dsalter
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    starlizard70ub17_ESO wrote: »
    When my wife who doesn't play ESO, first saw a pack Guar while I was playing, she thought it looked cute, and wondered if they going to start selling stuffed ones. So I ordered it for her just now. (It should grant me 4 to 6 more months of unmolested gameplay when it arrives. :wink: )
    give a week or 2 :p
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  • ebondeath
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    Phantax wrote: »
    ebondeath wrote: »
    omfgwant.

    Ordering one as soon as I get home.

    Proof that Advertising > common sense...lol

    :O

    Or...I have spare cash and it's none of your business what I spend it on. But thanks for your condescending opinion.

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  • andre.roques.3b14_ESO
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    starlizard70ub17_ESO wrote: »
    When my wife who doesn't play ESO, first saw a pack Guar while I was playing, she thought it looked cute, and wondered if they going to start selling stuffed ones. So I ordered it for her just now. (It should grant me 4 to 6 more months of unmolested gameplay when it arrives. :wink: )

    But isn't goal to be molested by your spouse? Why marry them if they aren't going to manhandle/womanhandle you...wif luv. o:)
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  • Blackwidow
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    andre.roques.3b14_ESO wrote: »
    starlizard70ub17_ESO wrote: »
    When my wife who doesn't play ESO, first saw a pack Guar while I was playing, she thought it looked cute, and wondered if they going to start selling stuffed ones. So I ordered it for her just now. (It should grant me 4 to 6 more months of unmolested gameplay when it arrives. :wink: )

    But isn't goal to be molested by your spouse? Why marry them if they aren't going to manhandle/womanhandle you...wif luv. o:)

    This one gets it. :D
  • Blackwidow
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    ZOS_JordanH wrote: »
    Hey everyone. Just wanted to let you know that there is an official discussion thread where you can share your opinions on the guar plush!

    Official Discussion Thread for "A Guar of Your Own"

    Please don't derail the thread with links to other posts, thank you. :D
  • Gothic
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    ebondeath wrote: »
    Phantax wrote: »
    ebondeath wrote: »
    omfgwant.

    Ordering one as soon as I get home.

    Proof that Advertising > common sense...lol

    :O

    Or...I have spare cash and it's none of your business what I spend it on. But thanks for your condescending opinion.

    Exactly! I love stuff like this. I love my Fallout 3 metal lunch box, my replica Normandy, my Molag Bal statue, and my Baldur's Gate II collector cards. It's fun every once in a while!
  • ebondeath
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    Gothic wrote: »
    ebondeath wrote: »
    Phantax wrote: »
    ebondeath wrote: »
    omfgwant.

    Ordering one as soon as I get home.

    Proof that Advertising > common sense...lol

    :O

    Or...I have spare cash and it's none of your business what I spend it on. But thanks for your condescending opinion.

    Exactly! I love stuff like this. I love my Fallout 3 metal lunch box, my replica Normandy, my Molag Bal statue, and my Baldur's Gate II collector cards. It's fun every once in a while!

    I am jealous of your Baldur's Gate II cards. Brings back fond memories. I should finish that game.
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    Rise, rise! To freedom, rise! Arise, ye Breton sons and daughters.
    Ride, ride! To freedom, ride! Truth and glory to the brave!
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  • Blackwidow
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    ebondeath wrote: »
    Gothic wrote: »
    ebondeath wrote: »
    Phantax wrote: »
    ebondeath wrote: »
    omfgwant.

    Ordering one as soon as I get home.

    Proof that Advertising > common sense...lol

    :O

    Or...I have spare cash and it's none of your business what I spend it on. But thanks for your condescending opinion.

    Exactly! I love stuff like this. I love my Fallout 3 metal lunch box, my replica Normandy, my Molag Bal statue, and my Baldur's Gate II collector cards. It's fun every once in a while!

    I am jealous of your Baldur's Gate II cards. Brings back fond memories. I should finish that game.

    So not worth playing now. Trust me.

    Try "Divinity: Original Sin".

    http://www.divinityoriginalsin.com/
  • BBSooner
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    Blackwidow wrote: »
    ebondeath wrote: »
    Gothic wrote: »
    ebondeath wrote: »
    Phantax wrote: »
    ebondeath wrote: »
    omfgwant.

    Ordering one as soon as I get home.

    Proof that Advertising > common sense...lol

    :O

    Or...I have spare cash and it's none of your business what I spend it on. But thanks for your condescending opinion.

    Exactly! I love stuff like this. I love my Fallout 3 metal lunch box, my replica Normandy, my Molag Bal statue, and my Baldur's Gate II collector cards. It's fun every once in a while!

    I am jealous of your Baldur's Gate II cards. Brings back fond memories. I should finish that game.

    So not worth playing now. Trust me.

    Try "Divinity: Original Sin".

    http://www.divinityoriginalsin.com/

    I keep hearing great things about that, that's next on my list when I finish shovel knight.

    ... and to keep OT, I'll probably be picking up a guar.
  • dsalter
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    Blackwidow wrote: »
    ZOS_JordanH wrote: »
    Hey everyone. Just wanted to let you know that there is an official discussion thread where you can share your opinions on the guar plush!

    Official Discussion Thread for "A Guar of Your Own"

    Please don't derail the thread with links to other posts, thank you. :D
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    PLEASE REPLY TO ME WITH @dsalter otherwise i'm likely to miss the reply if its not my own thread

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    Fight back at the crates and boxes, together we can change things.

  • ebondeath
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    Blackwidow wrote: »
    ebondeath wrote: »
    Gothic wrote: »
    ebondeath wrote: »
    Phantax wrote: »
    ebondeath wrote: »
    omfgwant.

    Ordering one as soon as I get home.

    Proof that Advertising > common sense...lol

    :O

    Or...I have spare cash and it's none of your business what I spend it on. But thanks for your condescending opinion.

    Exactly! I love stuff like this. I love my Fallout 3 metal lunch box, my replica Normandy, my Molag Bal statue, and my Baldur's Gate II collector cards. It's fun every once in a while!

    I am jealous of your Baldur's Gate II cards. Brings back fond memories. I should finish that game.

    So not worth playing now. Trust me.

    Try "Divinity: Original Sin".

    http://www.divinityoriginalsin.com/

    Thanks, looks cool. I'll check it out. :3
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    Rise, rise! To freedom, rise! Arise, ye Breton sons and daughters.
    Ride, ride! To freedom, ride! Truth and glory to the brave!
    ╚═════════════⌊VR 12 Breton NB⌉══════════════╝
  • Pele
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    Sindala wrote: »
    Erm....I just don't know what to say.

    http://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/2014/07/15/a-guar-of-your-own
    I know what to say: Gimme!

    ebondeath wrote: »
    Phantax wrote: »
    ebondeath wrote: »
    omfgwant.

    Ordering one as soon as I get home.

    Proof that Advertising > common sense...lol

    :O

    Or...I have spare cash and it's none of your business what I spend it on. But thanks for your condescending opinion.
    Well said. It is absolutely none of anyone's business how another spends their money. Proof that forum trolling > common sense. lulwhut?
  • Samadhi
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    Last night my girlfriend went chasing around a herd of guar on Stonefalls map before going to bed.

    This morning I linked her to the news post.

    She bought each of us one. Looks like a get a free guar pet. B)>:)
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  • Evandus
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    Sindala wrote: »
    Erm....I just don't know what to say.

    http://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/2014/07/15/a-guar-of-your-own

    I do...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQEVgbMqq7o

  • Laura
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    purchased.

    I think its adorable :) And he looks sort of grumpy like most of the forum regulars :D

    The in game pet is just a bonus that will likely sit in my bank because pets take space in this game
    Edited by Laura on July 15, 2014 9:35PM
  • AlienSlof
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    It's lovely, but I won't settle for paying nearly twice as much to get one than people in the States. Not fair.

    I'll stick with my monkey for now. :)
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  • Blackwidow
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    Evandus wrote: »
    Sindala wrote: »
    Erm....I just don't know what to say.

    http://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/2014/07/15/a-guar-of-your-own

    I do...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQEVgbMqq7o

    /awesome. :D
  • Attorneyatlawl
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    nerevarine1138 wrote: »
    Phantax wrote: »
    And the Zenimax cash-cow moos again !

    :(

    This is common item to see in any company's store. Are you going to attack them for wanting to earn money off of frivolous-yet-cute purchases?

    For-profit companies wanting to make money with smart business!? HOW DARE THEY!

    ...I think I might buy one, but for the physical item not the in-game one :p.
    Edited by Attorneyatlawl on July 15, 2014 10:41PM
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  • Ajyn
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    This is one of the best things I've seen. Definitely will buy one.
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  • Dekkameron
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    Oh cool! Although i really want a massive cuddly one
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  • lecarcajou_ESO
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    The trouble is, in the not-too-distant future when you've stopped playing ESO, it'll be tough remembering (never mind explaining to others) what this weird thing is supposed to be, and why you wanted it.
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  • Tabbycat
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    lecarcajou_ESO wrote: »
    The trouble is, in the not-too-distant future when you've stopped playing ESO, it'll be tough remembering (never mind explaining to others) what this weird thing is supposed to be, and why you wanted it.

    All the memories of TES III: Morrowind, friend.
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  • lecarcajou_ESO
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    Tabbycat wrote: »
    lecarcajou_ESO wrote: »
    The trouble is, in the not-too-distant future when you've stopped playing ESO, it'll be tough remembering (never mind explaining to others) what this weird thing is supposed to be, and why you wanted it.

    All the memories of TES III: Morrowind, friend.

    Oh... now I feel like a cold-hearted cynic... I'm really not! In fact, I'm quite sentimental. Maybe I should order a plush guar...
    "Morally Decentralized."
  • RedMiniStapler
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    AH MAH GAH! GUAR! I bought'em! now that guar pet shall be MINE!
  • Maleficus
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    Evandus wrote: »
    Sindala wrote: »
    Erm....I just don't know what to say.

    http://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/2014/07/15/a-guar-of-your-own

    I do...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQEVgbMqq7o

    THIS!
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