Stop preparing for Quakecon and fix the game. I've taken the time to write your opening speech at the event..

Welcome one and all, to The Elderscrolls Online, a game of great potential that we, Zenimax, do our best to constantly destroy. We're working closely with Bethesda in an attempt to keep our jobs after recently having to let the majority of our temporary staff go due to funding issues. Anyway we're here today to promote this fantastic product, just be aware of some tiny issues should you be wanting to invest your money into this game and it's monthly subscription; some quest lines have been bugged since beta, skill lines are a little buggy and some passives don't activate at all, mundus bonuses are hit and miss, game code can be easily worked out to reveal the appearance of future dwarven style motif, various exploits pvp and pve including entering enemy safe area's and bugging normal mobs to drop boss loot, a complete ability to skip the majority of end game content by grinding a single mob in craglorn, constant server stability issues leading to crashes and/or freezes, map texture bugs resulting in see through structures or even falling through the map completely, immersion is non-existent, do not try to quest in a group unless you all enjoy unlocking the same door, loading screen of death, fps issues making the game unplayable not addressed after 2 weeks, weekly patches released with endless list of useless fixes such as not being able to sell daedric motif to store for 1g when serious game breaking issues not being addressed, textures taking so long to load that your killed by enemy npc/players before you've seen them, lack of response to community, 80%+ loss in subscriptions from beta, a cinematic that shows a completely inaccurate view of the game, giant battle scene turns out to be a pack of 3 mobs, greetings, npcs using same response on every interaction, buffs incorrectly stacking together, getting stuck in random bits of scenery, mist form effect staking outside of mist form to create a super fast invulnerable player, some cc skills are unintentionally unable to be broken, players in your group showing in incorrect places around the map, set bonuses not activing, stealth nerfs to gear, incorrect mob level, elite mobs in solo dungeons, incorrect proc values,unlimited stat resource bug, completely lack of end game pve content, scroll bonuses applying randomly even when not in control of scrolls, enemy scrolls just completely resetting to original location after hours of fighting to capture, greetings again, contradicting lore which is also inaccurate against previous games and much much more.

But there's recently been some interior lighting update, so I guess that makes up for it.

I literally have no reason to convince my friends to join me here from other games. I'm an Elderscrolls fan and I'm DYING to be able to brag, but you're giving us nothing.