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My Dog Just Farted.... Now I can't play ESO !

Phantax
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OMFG... what a stink !
He's a German Shepard and large boned so as you can imaging... there is a lot of err.. gas...lol
And if any of you Mods don't think this is ESO related. You try playing ESO on one PC and interacting here on the forums on another when your eyes feel like they are burning !
I can't even see the screens properly now....lol

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He may look cute and innocent ... but you ain't here. I didn't even know dogs could do AOE damage ! ! !
High Elf Sorcerer VR12 - Destro / Resto Staff
I'm a werewolf. If you vamps don't like it.... Bite me !
We're not retreating... we're advancing in a different direction !
  • SaibotLiu
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    dog says: he who smelt it dealt it.
  • Lunerdog
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    He s beautiful, both my Lab's can drive me from a room when they let rip :)
  • Auralia
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    He's actually allowed inside? There's your problem. When I had an Alaskan malamute, she was kept outside and only allowed inside to the kitchen area for feeding. Dogs are too stinky for indoors.
  • babylon
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    He looks like he is trying to blame the other guy.
  • vyndral13preub18_ESO
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    Dog farts are the worst. Did he do what my dog did, fart and then sneeze look around confused and then leave the room?
  • AngryNord
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    Now that's an idea for when Zos include pets in the game - make them fart and scare all the mobs away :P
  • Phantax
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    babylon wrote: »
    He looks like he is trying to blame the other guy.

    Actually its a girl. And she wasn't amused either. Mind you she is such a Diva (they are both spoilt rotten...lol)
    High Elf Sorcerer VR12 - Destro / Resto Staff
    I'm a werewolf. If you vamps don't like it.... Bite me !
    We're not retreating... we're advancing in a different direction !
  • Vazkahkatz
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    babylon wrote: »
    He looks like he is trying to blame the other guy.

    I bet he's blaming the khajiit
    feel da powah of da katz!
  • Orchish
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    My Staffordshire usually leaves the room when he blows one out, i kid you not. Although little good it does as the essence of his fart lingers for many minutes.
  • MonkeyAssassin24
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    I have been clamoring since beta that ZOS needs to nerf German Shepard aoe. Until they listen to REASON however, time to start stacking poison resist.
    On second thought, let's not go to the forums. 'Tis a silly place.
  • Phantax
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    Vazkahkatz wrote: »
    babylon wrote: »
    He looks like he is trying to blame the other guy.

    I bet he's blaming the khajiit

    Don't think either of them would erect the spine of welcome to any khajiit in this house

    ;)
    High Elf Sorcerer VR12 - Destro / Resto Staff
    I'm a werewolf. If you vamps don't like it.... Bite me !
    We're not retreating... we're advancing in a different direction !
  • phairdon
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    AngryNord wrote: »
    Now that's an idea for when Zos include pets in the game - make them fart and scare all the mobs away :P

    Fart skill - lethal gas attack! with or without pets lol. One of my games main character had a farting option.
    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • ers101284b14_ESO
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    I have a pit bull and when he farts it smells like death and sadness
  • Lunerdog
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    I have been clamoring since beta that ZOS needs to nerf German Shepard aoe. Until they listen to REASON however, time to start stacking poison resist.


    Dog fart AoE, I think I'm going to adopt that term :)
  • vyndral13preub18_ESO
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    I have been clamoring since beta that ZOS needs to nerf German Shepard aoe. Until they listen to REASON however, time to start stacking poison resist.

    German Shepard farts are why the VR content is dead!
  • MonkeyAssassin24
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    Orchish wrote: »
    My Staffordshire usually leaves the room when he blows one out, i kid you not. Although little good it does as the essence of his fart lingers for many minutes.

    My parents dog used to walk into my room, look at me, and then leave. Five seconds later, I realized he pulled off yet another hit & run. Crafty canines...they're thick as thieves they are.
    On second thought, let's not go to the forums. 'Tis a silly place.
  • babylon
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    Phantax wrote: »
    babylon wrote: »
    He looks like he is trying to blame the other guy.

    Actually its a girl. And she wasn't amused either. Mind you she is such a Diva (they are both spoilt rotten...lol)

    He looks so cute and intelligent. Had a german shepherd dog when I was a kid, one time I accidentally stood on her foot and she started whining and crying and rolled on the ground holding her foot up, so we all made a fuss of her to make her feel better.

    Then I noticed she was holding up the wrong foot...

    Such an exploiter.
  • Tenofas
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    Trust me, I have been living with dogs for the last 45 years: change his diet. You will solve his "gas-problems".
    Tenofas
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  • phairdon
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    babylon wrote: »
    Phantax wrote: »
    babylon wrote: »
    He looks like he is trying to blame the other guy.

    Actually its a girl. And she wasn't amused either. Mind you she is such a Diva (they are both spoilt rotten...lol)

    He looks so cute and intelligent. Had a german shepherd dog when I was a kid, one time I accidentally stood on her foot and she started whining and crying and rolled on the ground holding her foot up, so we all made a fuss of her to make her feel better.

    Then I noticed she was holding up the wrong foot...

    Such an exploiter.

    Did she play soccer as well?
    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • Mountain_Dewed
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    Dairy man, dogs and dairy don't mix!
  • babylon
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    phairdon wrote: »
    babylon wrote: »
    Phantax wrote: »
    babylon wrote: »
    He looks like he is trying to blame the other guy.

    Actually its a girl. And she wasn't amused either. Mind you she is such a Diva (they are both spoilt rotten...lol)

    He looks so cute and intelligent. Had a german shepherd dog when I was a kid, one time I accidentally stood on her foot and she started whining and crying and rolled on the ground holding her foot up, so we all made a fuss of her to make her feel better.

    Then I noticed she was holding up the wrong foot...

    Such an exploiter.

    Did she play soccer as well?

    She played tons of games with us. Also she figured out how to crack open walnuts to get the nut out of the shell (we had a walnut tree near her hut and sometimes the nuts would drop onto the roof of her hut, probably drove her crazy)...she'd crunch the shell open in her mouth then spit it out and eat the nut. Bet she figured this out by accident when she attacked one of the nuts as revenge for dropping on her roof.
    Edited by babylon on July 7, 2014 2:33PM
  • phairdon
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    babylon wrote: »
    phairdon wrote: »
    babylon wrote: »
    Phantax wrote: »
    babylon wrote: »
    He looks like he is trying to blame the other guy.

    Actually its a girl. And she wasn't amused either. Mind you she is such a Diva (they are both spoilt rotten...lol)

    He looks so cute and intelligent. Had a german shepherd dog when I was a kid, one time I accidentally stood on her foot and she started whining and crying and rolled on the ground holding her foot up, so we all made a fuss of her to make her feel better.

    Then I noticed she was holding up the wrong foot...

    Such an exploiter.

    Did she play soccer as well?

    She played tons of games with us. Also she figured out how to crack open walnuts to get the nut out of the shell...she'd crunch the shell open in her mouth then spit it out and eat the nut.

    Haha. Just reminded me football (soccer) players rolling around holding onto their faked injured legs.
    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • babylon
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    phairdon wrote: »
    babylon wrote: »
    phairdon wrote: »
    babylon wrote: »
    Phantax wrote: »
    babylon wrote: »
    He looks like he is trying to blame the other guy.

    Actually its a girl. And she wasn't amused either. Mind you she is such a Diva (they are both spoilt rotten...lol)

    He looks so cute and intelligent. Had a german shepherd dog when I was a kid, one time I accidentally stood on her foot and she started whining and crying and rolled on the ground holding her foot up, so we all made a fuss of her to make her feel better.

    Then I noticed she was holding up the wrong foot...

    Such an exploiter.

    Did she play soccer as well?

    She played tons of games with us. Also she figured out how to crack open walnuts to get the nut out of the shell...she'd crunch the shell open in her mouth then spit it out and eat the nut.

    Haha. Just reminded me football (soccer) players rolling around holding onto their faked injured legs.

    Yeah it was hilarious, the look on her face too when we realised and started laughing at her bluff. Totally busted.
  • Rivqua
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    Always blames the dog :P
    FailIsAlwaysAnOption
  • Phantax
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    Rivqua wrote: »
    Always blames the dog :P

    It WAS the damn dog. Just because he's on some doggy forum posting "OMG my owner just farted"... doesn't make it so !

    ;)
    High Elf Sorcerer VR12 - Destro / Resto Staff
    I'm a werewolf. If you vamps don't like it.... Bite me !
    We're not retreating... we're advancing in a different direction !
  • TRIP233
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    SaibotLiu wrote: »
    dog says: he who smelt it dealt it.

    Whoever denied it applied it.
  • kaosodin
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    Lol the forim moderators let this thread live...... it has absolutely nothing to do with the game.

    Bit others people post game related issues and they get removed by the north korean mods.

    Loosen the stranglehold forume mods
  • Phantax
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    kaosodin wrote: »
    Lol the forim moderators let this thread live...... it has absolutely nothing to do with the game.

    Bit others people post game related issues and they get removed by the north korean mods.

    Loosen the stranglehold forume mods

    I was playing the game at the time. The doggy AOE affected my gameplay... hence it's ESO related ! (it's also kinda funny)
    Geez lighten up !
    High Elf Sorcerer VR12 - Destro / Resto Staff
    I'm a werewolf. If you vamps don't like it.... Bite me !
    We're not retreating... we're advancing in a different direction !
  • Whisper292
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    She's so cute! But it's the cute ones you have to watch out for, especially when they give you that innocent "what?" look. If you happen to have a werewolf toon, don't let her anywhere near him. I hear werewolves are particularly susceptible to poison damage.
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  • Lodestar
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    @Phantax We know it was you so stop blaming the poor dog.
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