Dear lovely, young, naive Zenimax:

I'm leaving you. And its sad for me because I enjoyed our time together since beta and up until one final fateful date when your launcher, and all subsequent reinstalled launchers, lost its previously buggy but 3rd-world-like charm and decided it wouldn't load anymore; period. It would just pause..forever...as if asking me to wait for marriage before it would load me up. And despite what I'd call earnest attempts by your concerned friends (CS) to help, nothing fixed the problem.

I tried to change for you! I cleaned up all my installed files again and again, made you my administrator in a role play, shut off anything else from my life that might conflict with you at start up, opened myself to new ports, and even called to make friends with your mother (my ISP) but nothing....

Since every other online game, app, website, program, download etc works perfectly for me, I have to say to Zenimax, "we are breaking up, and sorry, its not me, its you."

I'll check back periodically just to see if your launcher has been modified to the same standards as of every other AAA beauty that I run effortlessly.

Till then...keep the money I already spent on you, but you wont get another dime from this sailor with a broken heart but a flawless gaming rig.

Remember, we will always have beta to lvl 6.