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Story - Your contributions welcome :)

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Shadowhorn
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So the idea is to make a story funny/sad/humorous/whatever it will be. I would like every person to add a single sentence to the story continuing where the last person ended. Were in Tamriel dont forget. Aaan let me start. :)

A huge angry Nord walks into a bar full of Wood Elves.

  • isengrimb16_ESO
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    He proceeds to brag about his .....

  • Evergnar
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    ..enormous....
    Edited by Evergnar on July 2, 2014 7:04PM
  • Lord_Draevan
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    ...beard that reaches down to his knees.
    Edited by Lord_Draevan on July 2, 2014 7:04PM
    I'm a man of few words. Any questions?
    NA/PC server
  • Blackwidow
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    And then everyone screamed at the sight......
    Edited by Blackwidow on July 2, 2014 7:07PM
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    ...of the foul-smelling, one-eyed hagraven that followed in behind him.
    ╔═════════════⌈Alannah Corvaine⌋══════════════╗
    Rise, rise! To freedom, rise! Arise, ye Breton sons and daughters.
    Ride, ride! To freedom, ride! Truth and glory to the brave!
    ╚═════════════⌊VR 12 Breton NB⌉══════════════╝
  • Shadowhorn
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    One of the Wood Elves approaches the Nord very slowly and asks him...
  • Evergnar
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    "Is that a destro staff or are you just happy to see me"...
  • isengrimb16_ESO
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    The Nord replies, "It's a destro staff. I wouldn't talk that way in front of my wife" *points at the Hagraven.
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    The Wood Elf slowly walks backwards, mouth agape in horror, eventually falling backwards out a window to his untimely death.
    Edited by Lord_Draevan on July 2, 2014 7:51PM
    I'm a man of few words. Any questions?
    NA/PC server
  • rbenkepub19_ESO
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    "Oh good! Fresh meat for dinner, and we didn't even have to kill it!", exclaimed the Hagraven, baring her sharp, crooked teeth with an oddly demure smile.
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    A High Elf happened to be walking by the bar in the back alley and saw the Wood Elf fall to his death.

    He was having a good laugh when suddenly there was a large explosion in the bar!
    Edited by Blackwidow on July 2, 2014 8:00PM
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    Suddenly at the feet of the High Elf appeared an argonian in a prone position, moaning softly.
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    Oh, really?! In public...? said the High Elf to Argonian still shaking his head in disbelief.
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    The lusty Argonian responded as she gathered herself. "They dont call me Swallows-Many-Gobs for nothing."
    Edited by david271749 on July 3, 2014 8:08AM
  • Blackwidow
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    The High Elf punched the Argonian in the face. IN THE FACE!
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    Then realized he had touched an Argonian and...
  • Shadowhorn
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    ...and started to sing...
  • EinionYrth
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    "I'm a lumberjack and I'm Ok."
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    When a Wood Elf stepped out of the shadows, drew his bow and....
  • Perphection
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    ..took an arrow to the knee!
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    A passing skeever...
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
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    got one whiff of blood and couldn't help but sink it's teeth into the Wood Elf's leg. Little did the Wood Elf know...
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    ...ran by quickly followed by a skooma crazed Khajiit...
    I take pride in being an incredibly smart dumb ass, or an incredibly dumb smart ass, either way I'm awesome.

    -The Art Of Warfare (T.A.W.)
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    ..Little did the Wood Elf know, it was a magic skeever! The bite gave the Bosmer the power of ....

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    Ratman!
    RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend, my Shining Light. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.
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    Ratman had very little time to dispatch the skooma crazed khajiit, but...
  • RedMiniStapler
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    Luckily Mudcrab the boy wonder came to rescue him
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    Ratman and Mudcrab the wonder boy proceeded to have many daring adventures together, yet something was never quite right with wonder boy. Ever since he witnessed his parents boiled, their shells cracked and their innards scooped out, all the while some rotund Breton singing about breading and sauce, he had developed a disturbing tendency to...
    Edited by Phinix1 on July 3, 2014 4:05PM
  • isengrimb16_ESO
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    Murder anything on two legs.

  • Shadowhorn
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    All of a sudden the angry Nord walks out of the explosion destroyed tavern and brushes off dust off his arm cops followed by his hargraven wife biting on a wood elfs arm then throwing it away with disappointment shaking her head and saying ,,I thought I said gwilled not buwned"
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