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C'mon Devs, how about some Frog vanity pets?
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So once again I have come to graciously request a Frog vanity pet. How is it we can have those tacky annoying feces flinging monkeys and yet the grand majestic Frog companion is a no show. Its killing me here, that loud boom you fellas heard was not the guy in the cubicle next to you venting an epic taco bell gas cloud, that was my heart breaking explosively at the thought of not having a Frog vanity pet.
I mean, plants need sunlight or they wither and die. Pools need chlorine or the urine content will burn your eyes out. And I need a Frog vanity pet or my existence will be a dark and terrible thing to endure. In fact my existance IS a dark and terrible thing to endure without a Frog at my side, and it will only get worse.
As it stands in order to immerse myself in the greatness of Frogs, I have to go wading into a swamp and frolick amongst the reeds. This will eventually lead to some form of infection and it will be all your fault Zenimax for not adding a Frog vanity pet to the game.
Some people cry out "nerf this" or "buff that". Some people talk about adding this or that for whatever reason. I say forget all that, what does any of it matter if you don't have a Frog vanity pet at your side. My character could be so gimp that he wears a leather mask with a zipper mouth and it wouldn't matter one bit if I had a Frog vanity pet. In fact, no character would be capable of being gimp with a Frog at their side, even running naked in a VR10 zone with a lvl 1 sword and a trash can lid for a shield. Enemies would flee before you, Kings and Queens would bow down on their knees, dark gods would banish themselves from Tamriel forever if we just had Frog vanity pets.
So how about it Zen? Can we get some Frog vanity pets please? The fate of Tamriel depends on it, I promise you!!!
Players we must band together and make the desires heard, WE WANT FROGS!! Who's with me?
I mean, plants need sunlight or they wither and die. Pools need chlorine or the urine content will burn your eyes out. And I need a Frog vanity pet or my existence will be a dark and terrible thing to endure. In fact my existance IS a dark and terrible thing to endure without a Frog at my side, and it will only get worse.
As it stands in order to immerse myself in the greatness of Frogs, I have to go wading into a swamp and frolick amongst the reeds. This will eventually lead to some form of infection and it will be all your fault Zenimax for not adding a Frog vanity pet to the game.
Some people cry out "nerf this" or "buff that". Some people talk about adding this or that for whatever reason. I say forget all that, what does any of it matter if you don't have a Frog vanity pet at your side. My character could be so gimp that he wears a leather mask with a zipper mouth and it wouldn't matter one bit if I had a Frog vanity pet. In fact, no character would be capable of being gimp with a Frog at their side, even running naked in a VR10 zone with a lvl 1 sword and a trash can lid for a shield. Enemies would flee before you, Kings and Queens would bow down on their knees, dark gods would banish themselves from Tamriel forever if we just had Frog vanity pets.
So how about it Zen? Can we get some Frog vanity pets please? The fate of Tamriel depends on it, I promise you!!!
Players we must band together and make the desires heard, WE WANT FROGS!! Who's with me?
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jelliedsoup✭✭✭✭✭I agree, i love all the different coloured frogs. Wouldn't mind a rat as well.
Don't care for the monkey or the crab.www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=Ks8_KGHqmO40 -
Dekkameron✭✭✭✭✭I don't think i have ever even used my pets yet.
But a frog pet, especially a little green one.. *swoons*- Veteran Combat Librarian -0 -
ebondeath✭✭✭✭✭The frog can ride on top of my mudcrab and they'll be friends forever. Yes to frogs and pony guars.Edited by ebondeath on June 28, 2014 12:01AM╔═════════════⌈Alannah Corvaine⌋══════════════╗
Rise, rise! To freedom, rise! Arise, ye Breton sons and daughters.
Ride, ride! To freedom, ride! Truth and glory to the brave!
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✭I just wish I could summon my monkey to fling 220 feces damage. He's already one sick ***. Constantly putting his hands in his mouth after they've been in inappropriate places.1 -
Swordguy✭✭✭I just wish I could summon my monkey to fling 220 feces damage. He's already one sick ***. Constantly putting his hands in his mouth after they've been in inappropriate places.
Your Pet "Pee Fingers" hit Pyromancer with "Projectile Stool."
Your Pet "Pee Fingers" hit Pyromancer with "#2 Rocket."
yeah, I don't see it happening.
Edited by Swordguy on June 28, 2014 12:36AMIN SOVIET RUSSIA, GUN LOADS YOU!
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✭So once again I have come to graciously request a Frog vanity pet. How is it we can have those tacky annoying feces flinging monkeys and yet the grand majestic Frog companion is a no show. Its killing me here, that loud boom you fellas heard was not the guy in the cubicle next to you venting an epic taco bell gas cloud, that was my heart breaking explosively at the thought of not having a Frog vanity pet.
I mean, plants need sunlight or they wither and die. Pools need chlorine or the urine content will burn your eyes out. And I need a Frog vanity pet or my existence will be a dark and terrible thing to endure. In fact my existance IS a dark and terrible thing to endure without a Frog at my side, and it will only get worse.
As it stands in order to immerse myself in the greatness of Frogs, I have to go wading into a swamp and frolick amongst the reeds. This will eventually lead to some form of infection and it will be all your fault Zenimax for not adding a Frog vanity pet to the game.
Some people cry out "nerf this" or "buff that". Some people talk about adding this or that for whatever reason. I say forget all that, what does any of it matter if you don't have a Frog vanity pet at your side. My character could be so gimp that he wears a leather mask with a zipper mouth and it wouldn't matter one bit if I had a Frog vanity pet. In fact, no character would be capable of being gimp with a Frog at their side, even running naked in a VR10 zone with a lvl 1 sword and a trash can lid for a shield. Enemies would flee before you, Kings and Queens would bow down on their knees, dark gods would banish themselves from Tamriel forever if we just had Frog vanity pets.
So how about it Zen? Can we get some Frog vanity pets please? The fate of Tamriel depends on it, I promise you!!!
Players we must band together and make the desires heard, WE WANT FROGS!! Who's with me?
Frogs, Butterflies and Guar Mounts.
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✭Grendel3232 wrote: »I would love to have a dog like Eateat.
And we would all love a cat!
Within; Without.2 -
AngryWolf✭✭✭I...OF COURSE...want a wolf. I could swear I saw someone running around with a wolf pet, but it may have been part of a quest line. A Wolf would be PERFECT for me...just SAYIN....ZENIMAX!!!!
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Heishi✭✭✭✭✭Reasons to have a frog pet:
And so did many brave men, women, and beast fall to the end of Beta, never to be heard from again. All that is left, is whispers of the adventures they had.3 -
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✭I would like a pet Argonian that I can name Useless and threaten to make boots out of him if he doesn't do his job better.
But that's just me...I'm not prejudiced; I hate everyone equally !1 -
Khazaad✭✭✭FINALLY!
An OP that tackles one of the REAL issues of the game!
Personally, I don't think this game is going ANYWHERE until a /crotchscratch emote has been properly implemented.0 -
reggielee✭✭✭✭my favorite pet in Rift is my frog.
I hereby concur most heartedly!Mama always said the fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest.0 -
TieFighter✭✭✭i want a dark elf maiden vanity pet to sit at my feet princess leia- star wars poster style..... CAN???? (*)
(*) Edited by TieFighter on June 28, 2014 3:24AMDa'Hui DC imperial mage dragonknight(retired but retained)
Hand Saryn Valor EP dunmer templar(mage/healer)
Pergan Asuul AD dunmer dragonknight(dps firemage)
Mi'Mosa EP imperial nightblade(stamina)
Limu'Kai EP Sahxleel dragonknight(vampire mage)2 -
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An Argonian on a chain w/ bag space would be nice. But I would be a kind master.Nyghthowler wrote: »I would like a pet Argonian that I can name Useless and threaten to make boots out of him if he doesn't do his job better.
But that's just me...
Edit: didn't see this post
Edited by Evergnar on June 28, 2014 3:28AM0 -
Ayre✭I am totally in favor of this. More pets please
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Sindala✭✭✭✭✭I vote for a Squirrel pet. NOT a Squirrel mount....NEVER a mount, only pets
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