Funniest or most annoying things you have encountered in game

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Please keep this light hearted it is meant to be funny.

Healer NPC's that never run outa mana they have an IV of mana potion hooked up?
  • mfischer303b14_ESO
    At craglorn tower spot off to the right when you exit tower there is a spot between a hill and a wall that if you miss jumping you be in a pickle. Very hard to get out of it.
  • ebondeath
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    Talking to npcs, and they'll do a shrug or roll their head and get stuck in that position. So they'll have their head bent backwards or their jaw unhinged the entire time they're talking to me. Kind of creepy, actually.
    Edited by ebondeath on June 26, 2014 1:22PM
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  • metroda
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    I was being chased by 3 players in Cyrodil last night, silver bolt the first one he turns to ashe, silver bolt the second nothing, silver bolt the third and he turns to ash. Heal myself through some nasty unkillable DK damage until a swarm of Dom show up to finish him off. I also saw a deer up in a tree http://imgur.com/9JsVno4, I killed it http://imgur.com/14vlt0a.
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    <p>People who leave the worms on nodes. DKs who use their chains discourteously. </p>
  • TrevorOC
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    ZeniMax customer service on both counts. It's like EA but worse
  • phairdon
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    ebondeath wrote: »
    Talking to npcs, and they'll do a shrug or roll their head and get stuck in that position. So they'll have their head bent backwards or their jaw unhinged the entire time they're talking to me. Kind of creepy, actually.

    haha yes! seen this a few times. Flip top head like they had in some tooth brush commercials

    Funniest. The traveling female Nord merchant in Eastmarch, stating she is looking for herbs to make a potion, so she can grow a beard like her fathers.
    Edited by phairdon on June 26, 2014 1:27PM
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  • McCracken79
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    How about taking on the Giant Camp WB in Alik'r Desert, VR9. I get one shotted by a kick when I am about 100 feet away from him. Or when you have over 2500 health and you're fighting some kind of boss, doesn't really matter where, and all of a sudden you die with all of your health. You don't get hit by anything and the death recap says one thing that did 300 DMG. Just started to happen after this weeks update. Ticket has been submitted. Mostly annoying... :smile:
  • SystemiK
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    Most annoying? Flappy pets in the bank, no question at all.
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    I was making my way through Grahtwood the other night and I'm pretty sure I saw Elvis.
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  • PSLAnimal
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    SystemiK wrote: »
    Most annoying? Flappy pets in the bank, no question at all.

    This.
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  • Falmer
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    Funniest moment for me was....

    In VR1 Glenumbra after having just finished in the Ebonheart Pact (my faction). I wander into the castle of Daggerfall to have its King say to me...

    "Hey.. Aren't you the hero who saved Fort Zeren?"

    To which, of course, I just had to reply to myself... "Why yes! Yes, I am the hero who saved those helpless refugees from being slaughtered by YOUR cowardly and brutal attack. Good thing I was there to prevent your covenant forces from winning the day!"
  • VampiricOmen
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    Ah yes, the endless mana supply mages, they're both amusing and infuriating with their constant flaunting of their superior magicka regeneration. That's one of the two reasons why casters are at the top of my "Unalive ASAP" list. The second is because I hate the fire DoT, and I'm not even a Vampire (contrary to my username).

    Another favourite mage trick of mine is the no-clip fireballs of death. Defying even logical physics, these fireballs pass through an invisible portal to Oblivion before being spat out moments later, on the other side of the gigantic boulder I hid behind. A sight to behold, that; to see a fireball appear from the rock face like some dark magic summoned it there. I've had the same dark magics occur with thrown knives, clearly thrown with such speed and accuracy that they not only slipped into another dimension, but they also manage to hit me from a distance far greater than one would expect. If the Vestige were half the marksman some of these enemies appear to be, Molag Bal and his Worm Cult wouldn't stand a chance, immortal Daedra or not!

    NPC of the Year award goes to the NPC Khajiit standing outside of Khenathri's Roost bank building, the one that always catches a glance at my Khajiit. Apparently, my Khajiit has a face that could curdle milk. This one feels like replacing Khajiit's helm with a mirror, so this one could show the other Khajiit that his face could not only curdle milk, but also make an Orc vomit.

    Mudcrab spasms of death. I go around every now and then, enacting mass murder upon the chitinous mudcrab people, and every few deaths a mudcrab will continually spasm as if in the throes of death despite having a readout of 0 on it's health bar. It's as though an electric current was running through it, quite amusing; considering my Nighblade employs dual wield, assassination and siphon abilities to kill, not lightning.

    I've encountered the unerringly creepy dislocated neck NPCs as well, but my favourites are the ones that refuse eye contact. Whether by respect or fear, I don't know what it is. It does make me wonder, am I that much of a enigma, that not even a hardened soldier NPC is able to maintain eye contact for the duration of a conversation?
  • phairdon
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    Ah yes, the endless mana supply mages, they're both amusing and infuriating with their constant flaunting of their superior magicka regeneration. That's one of the two reasons why casters are at the top of my "Unalive ASAP" list. The second is because I hate the fire DoT, and I'm not even a Vampire (contrary to my username).

    Another favourite mage trick of mine is the no-clip fireballs of death. Defying even logical physics, these fireballs pass through an invisible portal to Oblivion before being spat out moments later, on the other side of the gigantic boulder I hid behind. A sight to behold, that; to see a fireball appear from the rock face like some dark magic summoned it there. I've had the same dark magics occur with thrown knives, clearly thrown with such speed and accuracy that they not only slipped into another dimension, but they also manage to hit me from a distance far greater than one would expect. If the Vestige were half the marksman some of these enemies appear to be, Molag Bal and his Worm Cult wouldn't stand a chance, immortal Daedra or not!

    NPC of the Year award goes to the NPC Khajiit standing outside of Khenathri's Roost bank building, the one that always catches a glance at my Khajiit. Apparently, my Khajiit has a face that could curdle milk. This one feels like replacing Khajiit's helm with a mirror, so this one could show the other Khajiit that his face could not only curdle milk, but also make an Orc vomit.

    Mudcrab spasms of death. I go around every now and then, enacting mass murder upon the chitinous mudcrab people, and every few deaths a mudcrab will continually spasm as if in the throes of death despite having a readout of 0 on it's health bar. It's as though an electric current was running through it, quite amusing; considering my Nighblade employs dual wield, assassination and siphon abilities to kill, not lightning.

    I've encountered the unerringly creepy dislocated neck NPCs as well, but my favourites are the ones that refuse eye contact. Whether by respect or fear, I don't know what it is. It does make me wonder, am I that much of a enigma, that not even a hardened soldier NPC is able to maintain eye contact for the duration of a conversation?

    I can understand your frustration with fireballs passing through objects even though my main is a sorcerer. This happens in pve too when combating enemy npc. Arrows & anything staff related can go around corners, through pillars & rocks. Just as frustrating as knocking a daedric or undead enemy over with silver bolt only to find they manage to fire off a shot while laying stunned on the ground.
    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • Ridicularded
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    "Hey, did you hear? A stranger saved King Casimir's life!"
  • ExiledKhallisi
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    "Welcome to the bank of Daggerfall."Welcome to the bank of Daggerfall."Welcome to the bank of Daggerfall."Welcome to the bank of Daggerfall."...............

    I hear it in my sleep.

    Also, one of the duel weild passives used to say,"Deals % more damage to disabled people." It was changed for political correctness.

    And,

    Running into pack of EP or AD spamming Blazing shield with friend spam healing and killing 5-10 players when it explodes never gets old.
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  • phairdon
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    Also, one of the duel weild passives used to say,"Deals % more damage to disabled people." It was changed for political correctness.


    Now that is funny!

    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • VampiricOmen
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    phairdon wrote: »
    Ah yes, the endless mana supply mages, they're both amusing and infuriating with their constant flaunting of their superior magicka regeneration. That's one of the two reasons why casters are at the top of my "Unalive ASAP" list. The second is because I hate the fire DoT, and I'm not even a Vampire (contrary to my username).

    Another favourite mage trick of mine is the no-clip fireballs of death. Defying even logical physics, these fireballs pass through an invisible portal to Oblivion before being spat out moments later, on the other side of the gigantic boulder I hid behind. A sight to behold, that; to see a fireball appear from the rock face like some dark magic summoned it there. I've had the same dark magics occur with thrown knives, clearly thrown with such speed and accuracy that they not only slipped into another dimension, but they also manage to hit me from a distance far greater than one would expect. If the Vestige were half the marksman some of these enemies appear to be, Molag Bal and his Worm Cult wouldn't stand a chance, immortal Daedra or not!

    NPC of the Year award goes to the NPC Khajiit standing outside of Khenathri's Roost bank building, the one that always catches a glance at my Khajiit. Apparently, my Khajiit has a face that could curdle milk. This one feels like replacing Khajiit's helm with a mirror, so this one could show the other Khajiit that his face could not only curdle milk, but also make an Orc vomit.

    Mudcrab spasms of death. I go around every now and then, enacting mass murder upon the chitinous mudcrab people, and every few deaths a mudcrab will continually spasm as if in the throes of death despite having a readout of 0 on it's health bar. It's as though an electric current was running through it, quite amusing; considering my Nighblade employs dual wield, assassination and siphon abilities to kill, not lightning.

    I've encountered the unerringly creepy dislocated neck NPCs as well, but my favourites are the ones that refuse eye contact. Whether by respect or fear, I don't know what it is. It does make me wonder, am I that much of a enigma, that not even a hardened soldier NPC is able to maintain eye contact for the duration of a conversation?

    I can understand your frustration with fireballs passing through objects even though my main is a sorcerer. This happens in pve too when combating enemy npc. Arrows & anything staff related can go around corners, through pillars & rocks. Just as frustrating as knocking a daedric or undead enemy over with silver bolt only to find they manage to fire off a shot while laying stunned on the ground.

    My frustrations are all PVE related; I haven't entered PVP for reasons other than Skyshards, even then, I've yet to see an enemy player. I'm certain my Argonian has some back problems from the last trip he took to Cyrodill, crouching for that long isn't good for anyone's posture. I guess I'm just used to environmental barriers being well, barriers. It becomes funny after a while, especially the heatseeking projectiles.

    I've encountered your problem as well. I've managed to defeat many NPC enemies and still get whacked by their falling corpse on the way down, sometimes to the tune of my own death. I guess dead weight really is dead weight, especially if at the hands of an enemy NPC. Maybe these NPCs have that "Soul Shatter" passive?
  • SantieClaws
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    I saw a player hanging out under the bridge in Davons Watch begging with the dark elf beggars there. I stopped and prayed for him then went on my merry way. I sent him some food in the mail later though.
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  • rbenkepub19_ESO
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    Why can I not figure out how to post a picture link? When I use the IMG tags via the "Attach image/file" dropdown, the name of the picture ends up in this post, not the picture itself.
    Edited by rbenkepub19_ESO on June 26, 2014 2:44PM
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