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The Bohemian Auction House

Lazarus_Long
Lazarus_Long
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Sung to the tune of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.

Is this the sub time?
Is this just free trial?
Caught in a bid war,
No escape from their greed.
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see!
I'm just a poor boy, I need buy no gold
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low.
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me!

Mama, just killed a guar.
Put my blade into it's head,
Twisted the hilt, now it's dead.
Mama, VR had just begun
But now I've gone and sold the mats away!
Mama, oooh
Didn't mean to make you cry!
If I'm not logged on this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my motif was found.
Sends shivers down my spine,
Been crafting all this time.
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and get some Z's!
Mama, oooh anyway the wind blows.
I don't want to lie,
I sometimes wish I'd never subscribed at all!

I see a little silhouetto of a troll!
Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you flame this thread?
Sarcasm and hyperbole, very very frightening me!
Sheogorath, Sheogorath,
Sheogorath, Sheogorath,
Sheogorath Wabbajack Cheese!

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody WTS to me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his gold from this monstrosity!
Easy come easy go, will you undercut me?
Azura! No, we will not undercut you - Undercut him!
Azura! We will not undercut you - Undercut him!
Azura! We will not undercut you - Undercut him!
Will not undercut you - Undercut him! (never)
Never undercut you - Undercut him!
Never undercut you, oooh!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia do not undercut me!
Molag Bal has a daedra put aside for me,
for me,
for me!

So you think you can soul trap me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can DoT me and leave me to die?
Oh baby, can't do this to me baby
Just gotta port out - just gotta port right outta PvP

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows...

Edited by Lazarus_Long on May 21, 2014 7:11AM
The List For Living - A guide for new or troubled players

Hey Jute, get in my bag
Take a lag spike and make it better
Remember to let research play its part
Then you can start to make a sweater

The Bohemian Auction House
  • Loxy37
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    He he! You got the song in my head now :)
  • jbfroik
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    LuL put that on a tee shirt :p
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