Spanking the monkey

Kng_Ayumayuma

I was a beta tester and as a gift I got a monkey pet. But I kept losing the monkey. So I had to open my bag and "use" the monkey again. This got to be very frustrating so, one day I spanked the monkey for not staying with me.

At first this was strictly a disciplinary action. But somewhere along the line I begin enjoying spanking the monkey. Now I find myself doing things on purpose to lose the monkey, swimming across streams, getting on my horse and riding as fast as I can, even jumping off cliffs. All just so I can spank the monkey. Again and again. And again.

You should see my monkey. Bruised. Battered. I don't know what I'm going to do... I need help!

ZOS_MichelleA

While we are very sorry to hear that your pet seems to keep running away, please try to be nicer to them!

That said, this thread is off topic, and we will be closing it. (We do see what you did there...)