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Torasi
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*** this game. It has so many problems, and I am sick and tired of all these bugs. Honestly why isn't the game perfect I paid money for this and I only want perfection. With all these bugs they might as well start over. It would probably be best if they just shut down the servers and fixed all the bugs then re-released the game. That would fix everything.
Don't even get me started on the PvP, Cyrodil reminds me of an old prostitutes ***, too big. Walking? Running? Riding Horses? If I wanted to exercise I wouldn't have bought a computer game. What was ZOS thinking, now people have to think about how they're going to go into battle instead of just running in the FUN way and swinging your sword and spells like a *** beast. That's what the veteran players do.
Speaking of VETERAN...I'm VR10 and this game is below me, every single person that isn't VR10 is below me. I have reached a whole new level of enlightenment and I now have good reason to think that I am much more valuable than everyone else. It's so lonely in these veteran areas because everyone else sucks ***. Honestly people, can you please hurry the *** up and get to VR10 like me?!
Lastly, WTF IS THIS?! "VAMPIRE SCROLLS ONLINE"?! Like honestly there is nothing more frustrating then playing a game where I don't feel safe from the Vampires. They are so strong and they are so OP with their special skill lines. It's not fair that they can be so overpowered and take out a entire ZERG with just 2 vampires, but I should probably get myself a bite right? Hypocritical? I'm sorry I don't know what that means...I didn't do well in 8th grade.
I'm just tired of this not being more like WoW...*sigh*.
This has been a satire
Thank you.
Don't even get me started on the PvP, Cyrodil reminds me of an old prostitutes ***, too big. Walking? Running? Riding Horses? If I wanted to exercise I wouldn't have bought a computer game. What was ZOS thinking, now people have to think about how they're going to go into battle instead of just running in the FUN way and swinging your sword and spells like a *** beast. That's what the veteran players do.
Speaking of VETERAN...I'm VR10 and this game is below me, every single person that isn't VR10 is below me. I have reached a whole new level of enlightenment and I now have good reason to think that I am much more valuable than everyone else. It's so lonely in these veteran areas because everyone else sucks ***. Honestly people, can you please hurry the *** up and get to VR10 like me?!
Lastly, WTF IS THIS?! "VAMPIRE SCROLLS ONLINE"?! Like honestly there is nothing more frustrating then playing a game where I don't feel safe from the Vampires. They are so strong and they are so OP with their special skill lines. It's not fair that they can be so overpowered and take out a entire ZERG with just 2 vampires, but I should probably get myself a bite right? Hypocritical? I'm sorry I don't know what that means...I didn't do well in 8th grade.
I'm just tired of this not being more like WoW...*sigh*.
This has been a satire
Thank you."Only the proud and mighty dare to follow the ways of Talos"
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knaveofengland✭✭✭well long post the game is new things take time , I wont post what I should with the comments you made, so I jsu say the game is new give it time2 -
dolmen✭✭✭And the lack of bag/bank space! I can only login and off about 30 times before I'm full after checking trunks! How does anyone do it 500 times???? Geez...The Sidekick Order0 -
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Thsi game susks !!! i have not started playing because THE QUESTS ARE BUGGED. i will NOT play this game Until i am absolutely sure that i will not find a bugged quest every 100 questsi [do or so.THIS GAME IS GOING TO F2P!!!!!! Anyway ,whatever i do not quest , because quests ARE BORRING and STUPID. Because of thsi i am only doing dungeons , but dungeons suck since they do not give loots and exp and i can't do them solo using my light armor 2H mage nightblade that specialised in restoration staffs and duel welding. PLAY HOW YOU WANT MY ASS . ZOS are liars. I can't level up to 50 while skipping 99% of the game. Because of this I can't get to VR content , but VR content sucks because it is impossible to level ups , since you require exponential experience and it would take LITERALLY YEARS to get to VR2 and centuries to reach VR10. This is stupid because you are forced to get VR levels only by grinding mudcrabs that only give one VP. Anybody that is in the VR levels cheats. THIS GAME IS GOING TO BE FTP!!!!!!!!
I hate this game because It is a SINGLE PLAYER GAME beacuse i am not put directlly into a group and i can chose not to play with others.This game should have been more like SKYRIM and have mods and let you put poison into people pockets to kill them and steal the guard armor like .That was so fun and immersive . You should have been able to level up like in SKYrim with trainers that you could then pickpoket for your gold. THIS GAME DOESNT LET YOU DO ANYTHING. SOOO STUUUPID. I am a VETERAN HC MMO player and this game fails.SO many features that were not in nay other MMORPGS like WOW , GW, DaoC so stupid they learned nothing . Since they tried to please the single player CASUALS .
I tell you THIS GAME IS GOING TO BE HTTP!!!!!!
Yes I know that the fanbois will flame me because they can't understand my super original and very insightful post. But I am a martyr for this game since i didn't buy it and I will not subscribe but i will speack out against the crappy features , bots, and bugs unlike the fanbois who will destroy this game .
Anyway don't mind me just saying,ESO forums achievementsProud fanboiElitist jerkTrollHaterFan of icontested(rainbow colors granted)1
