A shortcut for complainers.

Dread_Takhisis

I thought I would make use of the downtime and save some of you from making new posts.


I, someone I know, or a friend of a friend played <insert game name here> and it was so much better than ESO in every way imaginable.

Zenimax should have made ESO exactly like <insert game name here>.

The PvP, Questing, Crafting, Leveling, Player Interaction, Dev Support, Maintenance Schedule, etc was so much better in <insert game name here>.

There were no Gold Sellers in <insert game name here>.

Why can't their be an Auction house like in <insert game name here>?

If Zenimax would only do <random thing> to make the game exactly like <insert game name here> I wouldn't complain so much to everyone in Guild/Zone chat or on the Forums.

Because ESO isn't exactly like <insert game name here> I am going to quit. (actually, I say I will quit but I will continue to play. I will just complain about how horrible it is non-stop so others will think I am cool)

The Forums for ESO suck, they should make them exactly like <insert game name here>. They're so bad, I am going to spend every spare minute on them complaining about how much they suck.


Please feel free to pick one, add any that I have missed, or ignore this post all together.

Dread_Takhisis

If ESO would just make their inventory as large as <insert game name here> I wouldn't have to spend all my time on the forums complaining about it.

Etchesketch

/fixed

The Forums for ESO suck, they should make them exactly like <insert game name here>. They're so bad, I am going to spend every spare minute on them complaining about how much they suck and making new clutter threads.

luckyjoemcb14_ESO

If Zenimax would only do <Fully animated Brothels> to make the game exactly like <Chlamydia ville online> I wouldn't complain so much to everyone in Guild/Zone chat or on the Forums.

Am I doing it right?

Strontium

As funny as most of your sarcasm is, a lot of it is actually true. It's almost as if they are a 12yr old child that just refuses to listen to anyone with any common sense and continues to profess "I'm doing it my way!!!!!!".

I guess when they bleed subscriptions, the person in charge may take a different outlook on whether being a rebel was the best course of action when trying to run an MMO.

Pelerin2014

I gotta be honest, the ESO forums are pretty bad - layout and design wise, but the posts aren't any better or worse than any other MMOs forum.

Zakua

Haha, very nice!

I don't like the forums much ...so I bandwagon when a thread comes up but no biggy, I am loving the game.

Vorpedagel

I've played [arbitrary mmo] for [x amount of years] and I think that this post is stupid. I'm going back to [broken game where I know the exploits].

Napkins

Zenimax should remove the monthly fee to avoid being the next Swtor, Rift, LoRonline.
Oh wait this is suppose to be unhelpful complaint list. My bad.

Dread_Takhisis

I think it's hilarious when people threaten to un-sub... Like anyone cares. The game will be around for many years, regardless, so feel free to take your whiney asses back to <insert game name here>.

luckyjoemcb14_ESO

There were no Gold Sellers in <Hello Kitty online Island adventures>.

Its like forum mad libs I love it!

Dread_Takhisis

Oh, great.... Now the gold sellers are going to flood to Hello Kitty Online Island Adventures.. As if I didn't have to deal with them enough here....

Vorpedagel

I reached endgame in like 16 hours playing <My little pony: darkness returns> this game is too hard

Pelerin2014

Napkins wrote: »

Zenimax should remove the monthly fee to avoid being the next Swtor, Rift, LoRonline.
Oh wait this is suppose to be unhelpful complaint list. My bad.

Avoid what? TOR, RIFT and LotRO are all doing fine.

seaef

No not encourage the children... ;-)

BulbousMeathead

I am going to unsub, and I'm going to tell everyone about it, because my subscription is so much more important than all of those millions of other subscriptions out there I really mean it this time ...

Sarah_Lynn

luckyjoemcb14_ESO wrote: »

If Zenimax would only do <Fully animated Brothels> to make the game exactly like <Chlamydia ville online> I wouldn't complain so much to everyone in Guild/Zone chat or on the Forums.

Am I doing it right?

LMFAO

Dread_Takhisis

WHAT?!?! Maintenance on back to back days?!?! <insert game name> never did that...

Dread_Takhisis

Somehow, people running a bot in a few select areas ruins the whole entire game for me. <insert game name> had moderators ban them so that they wouldn't be in <random dungeon> on the off chance I stumble into them.

rawne1980b16_ESO

luckyjoemcb14_ESO wrote: »

If Zenimax would only do <Fully animated Brothels> to make the game exactly like <Chlamydia ville online>

I want that game.

Make it happen.

mips_winnt

Dread_Takhisis wrote: »

I thought I would make use of the downtime and save some of you from making new posts.


I, someone I know, or a friend of a friend played <insert game name here> and it was so much better than ESO in every way imaginable.

Zenimax should have made ESO exactly like <insert game name here>.

The PvP, Questing, Crafting, Leveling, Player Interaction, Dev Support, Maintenance Schedule, etc was so much better in <insert game name here>.

There were no Gold Sellers in <insert game name here>.

Why can't their be an Auction house like in <insert game name here>?

If Zenimax would only do <random thing> to make the game exactly like <insert game name here> I wouldn't complain so much to everyone in Guild/Zone chat or on the Forums.

Because ESO isn't exactly like <insert game name here> I am going to quit. (actually, I say I will quit but I will continue to play. I will just complain about how horrible it is non-stop so others will think I am cool)

The Forums for ESO suck, they should make them exactly like <insert game name here>. They're so bad, I am going to spend every spare minute on them complaining about how much they suck.


Please feel free to pick one, add any that I have missed, or ignore this post all together.

Bah Humbug! all this game really needs is Gnomes and it would be perfect, now get crackin' ZOS.

EinionYrth

mips_winnt wrote: »

Bah Humbug! all this game really needs is Gnomes and it would be perfect, now get crackin' ZOS.

I think you'll find you mean Pandas.

HTH

fredarbonab14_ESO

Bright post Dread. I would add, they should rename the forums, and definitely add one called 'Opinion/Entertainment' or better yet - 'Rage Quitting'.

mips_winnt

EinionYrthb16_ESO wrote: »

I think you'll find you mean Pandas.

HTH

Bah, you ever tried to punt a Panda? 'nuff said.

Dunhilda

If you think ESO needed to be cloned to be on to a winner may I point out the others that tried to do the same and now in MMO Hell?

WAR?
AoC?
Tera?
Aion?
Rift?

Branek

Oh this is so funny. Its great to attack people that have may actually have legitimate complaints and are voicing their concern in hopes that they get fixed so they can actually play.

Its true most of the people who threaten this will probably keep playing because they generally do not want to quit but they may feel they are forced too and wish to make the devs aware of their situation. Of course you can keep heaping this BS on legitimate complaints like the bots/gold spammers/log in lock ups/bugged quest game stoppers; but you can't deny that these are actually problems unless you don't actually play the game. There are a lot of people who threaten this because they actually care and want to be a part of this game and community but feel that the raised blood pressure and cost to the pocket book are not balanced to the problems in the game. Your attacking them does not make it any easier and you probably should care unless you want to be the few left in the game along with the thousands of bots.

I remember seeing posts just like this attacking people who threatened to quit SWTOR. "Your threat doesn't mean anything to the hundreds of thousands in the game." Funny enough a few months in; SWTOR had to go free to play due to a mass exodus.

I love this game but I am actually worried due to the number of complaints and problems. Zenimax needs to get a handle on this.

IronMaiden_burnout

If ZOS would give us a LAN server to play with WHO EVER we choose. I would have 0 issues and a perma smile.
My countless issues with this game would be all gone. I could play with my friends and not have to deal with thousands of bots, a crap chute economy, silly phasing system, having thousands of other single player characters completing my quest for me before i even know whats going on!

LAN server please! to many hackers here!

Gohlar

Dunhilda wrote: »

If you think ESO needed to be cloned to be on to a winner may I point out the others that tried to do the same and now in MMO Hell?

WAR?
AoC?
Tera?
Aion?
Rift?

And ESO is no different. Another failed theme park. What ESO did differently was make it very tedious and unrewarding to play as a group.

Brilliant addition to the massively multiplayer genre am I right?