Fist of the Empire [FoE] {Daggerfall} PvP | NA | EU | 13+ year military PvP guild | beer & whiskey

thork · April 2014

Join a Real Gaming Community!
FoE - Fist of the Empire

Our Player Base Includes:
(but is not limited to)

Irritating, nerve grating RL military types
Condescending, self righteous officer types
Masochistic, PvP addicted serial killer types
Self loathing, questionable hygiene PvE types
Fringe dwelling, socially inept crazy types
Lonely, broke dorm-dwelling college types
Needy, flirtatious, attention *** chick types
Old-school-is-still-cool Metamucil taking denture wearing types

Even with all those drawbacks Fist of the Empire (FoE) has managed to take their highly entertaining drama into numerous games over the past 13+ years. At the moment, we are actively annoying our opposing players, (and a few of our allies) in TESO. We have an intricate organizational structure that lets us feel a sense of control in a world gone mad. We acknowledge the efforts of our members and reward and promote them based on their endeavors; should they fail in game or at life we are swift with harsh judgments and reprisals.

If you've made it this far into this post you clearly want to march in our parade of degenerates. Our preference is that you be legal (18+) so we avoid any sticky situations with statutory laws. We are currently looking to add more crazies to our ranks, and YOU would fit in nicely, especially if you can have as much of a sense of humor about yourself as we do about ourselves. Everyone is welcome to apply, however we are seeking PvP players that are guild focused, professional in their gaming, and enjoy rolling the other faction's face whenever possible.

These are the facts:

We like to drink.
Named Guild of the Month by Beckett MMO Magazine
Guild Age: 13+ years
Players: 250+ active in multiple games
Faction: Daggerfall Covenant, currently on the Scourge Campaign
Website: http://www.fistoftheempire.org
VoIP: Teamspeak 3 (required)
Founded on military principles by RL Active Duty Officers
Highly organized group of "Good Dudes and Dudettes"
Professional: Guild writers have been published & paid (Beckett MMO Magazine, MMORPG.COM, Guildnetwork.net, etc...)
Fame: FoE has been featured in numerous industry publications and sites - Star Wars Fanfest '04 1st place, Star Wars Insider, PC Gamer, Stratics WoW, Beckett MMO Mag etc... to name a few
PvP Prowess: FoE has been one of the top PvP guilds in just about every MMO since SWG; we crowned the 4th ever Emperor in TESO.
Tactics: we shy away from the zerg mentality and instead apply smaller group tactics and strategy to dominate the zergy masses which abound throughout the PvP battlefield
PvP: Yes please! We are a PvP-based guild!
PvE: Get your fat loots to dominate on the field
Daily PvP, Weekly FoE Community events, RL rewards for loyal guildies,(free games, gamecards, etc) and our annual get drunk-get together in RL FoE Fest!
Did I mention that we like to drink...

How to Apply:
Simply go to http://www.fistoftheempire.org, Click recruitment on the main page, and follow the directions. Do it correctly, and you'll be drinking the "FoE Kool-aid" and shaving your head with us in no time!

Should you have questions, comments, essays, warrants, or DNA samples to submit to us, please feel free to contact us at leadership@fistoftheempire.org

We now return you to your regularly scheduled forum trolling.

** Disclaimer: If you happen to be in FoE and you're reading this post thinking 'they can't possibly be talking about me' ? Yes, we are talking about YOU!!!**

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Kalum_FoE · April 2014

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LilMcGinley · April 2014

Been in FoE for almost 2 years, needless to say the amount of time I see my wife has gone down, my alcohol consumption has gone up and I think I married a couple of these guys..

Join now and never ride into battle with sober guildies again.

Hadlis · April 2014

Joined during Rift and have been through many games with FoE. The reason I joined was to stop having to find a guild for each new game. Now I always have friends in which ever game I play.

The poster in this thread may or may not have been paid in beer and game time to express his opinions.

DefectedUnorthodox · April 2014

This is hands down the best group of gamers that you would ever want to play with.

Enndr · April 2014

Joining FoE has made my hair start to grow back. Thanks Foe!

Diamond_10 · April 2014

Tired of zerging around with zerg guilds who are afraid to stand on their own 2 feet?
Want a guild who pride themselves on their OWN achievements and not having to have other guilds hanging on their coat tails to meet their goals?

Join FoE, and you too will be squealing like a girl on TS as we blow up 3x our numbers on a regular basis.

Take the challenge, grab your favorite adult beverage, and become part of one of MMO's most accomplished organized PvP teams.

HOORAH!

Naxin · April 2014

The only gaming community you will ever need again, if you are accepted.

thork · April 2014

We cured 16 people of leprosy this week, drank on gallons of our enemy's tears, crowned another Emperor and produced 3 RL babies. Better get on the FoE train while the getting's good!

LilMcGinley · April 2014

thork wrote: »

We cured 16 people of leprosy this week, drank on gallons of our enemy's tears, crowned another Emperor and produced 3 RL babies. Better get on the FoE train while the getting's good!

Is that what it was?? I knew my Rum and Coke tasted a little sweeter this week..

Diamond_10 · April 2014

LilMcGinley wrote: »

thork wrote: »

We cured 16 people of leprosy this week, drank on gallons of our enemy's tears, crowned another Emperor and produced 3 RL babies. Better get on the FoE train while the getting's good!

Is that what it was?? I knew my Rum and Coke tasted a little sweeter this week..

was fun thats for sure :P