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But first, let me take a selfie!

Basil_oz
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OK, with the current social media rage of filling smart phones with "selfies" and plastering them all over Facebook and the internet, we have started to see the emergence of "inappropriate selfies".

These are photos snapped of yourself in inappropriate places; such as at a funeral with the coffin in the background whilst looking like you've just rocked out of the night club. Just google "inappropriate selfies" and you'll get the drift.

So, surely there are times that our characters might flip out a Samsung and take a selfie at perhaps not so appropriate times.

This thread is a memorial of such times.
NA Mega-server
Basilthwaite - male Nord Templar Ebonheart Pact (unwittingly looks like Hulk Hogan. Trying to find some bright gold breeches to match the persona.)

Arwen Basilrond - female Wood Elf Nightblade Aldmeri Dominion (this character is smoken', but she's been advised to quite due to 'elf reasons!)

Sir Basil Ozarian - male Imperial Dragonknight Daggerfall Covenant (this character is titled, but not entitled!)
  • Basil_oz
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    Let's start the ball rolling with a selfie taken by my main toon.

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    After defeating Balreth, my trusty Nord thought that he'd don his helmet and let his golden locks flow over his shoulders whilst posing in front of the monster's carcass. Priceless!
    NA Mega-server
    Basilthwaite - male Nord Templar Ebonheart Pact (unwittingly looks like Hulk Hogan. Trying to find some bright gold breeches to match the persona.)

    Arwen Basilrond - female Wood Elf Nightblade Aldmeri Dominion (this character is smoken', but she's been advised to quite due to 'elf reasons!)

    Sir Basil Ozarian - male Imperial Dragonknight Daggerfall Covenant (this character is titled, but not entitled!)
  • kargen27
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    One of the things I miss about Oblivion is being able to sit on thrones. Every throne or cool chair I came across I would sit in and get a shot of myself. Sitting in/on chairs in the online game doesn't look right so I found something else to occupy my time.
    This one probably not appropriate:

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    This one is okay other than the dog is trying to do his job and I bothered him

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    This one I thought it was better standing.

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    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Basil_oz
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    ROFL!!!

    The look on the dog's face is priceless!

    The concern is what was your character studying with that dog?!! And the third selfie shows a definite penchant to animals!
    NA Mega-server
    Basilthwaite - male Nord Templar Ebonheart Pact (unwittingly looks like Hulk Hogan. Trying to find some bright gold breeches to match the persona.)

    Arwen Basilrond - female Wood Elf Nightblade Aldmeri Dominion (this character is smoken', but she's been advised to quite due to 'elf reasons!)

    Sir Basil Ozarian - male Imperial Dragonknight Daggerfall Covenant (this character is titled, but not entitled!)
  • FeralPup
    FeralPup
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    I'm gonna go fight these 3 massive, terrifying, probably deadly spiders...
    but first.
    Let's take a selfie.

    (+ 1 Woohoo for them not being so deadly against a bow of fire! \o/)

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  • kargen27
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    First a couple of me and some more new friends. Kind of fuzzy because I cropped in fairly tight.

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    and now one that I have to warn ya, once you see it you might not be able to unsee it.

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    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Basil_oz
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    Ohh, I don't know. With the washing hanging on the line in the background, it was obviously laundry day!

    And perhaps a bit of bondage mixed in with it might just be the thing to offset those housework blues!

    Actually, you can nearly hear the words from the women kneeling next to the guys:

    "If I have to deal with those disgusting marks again, I swear, you'll be washing your own jocks!"
    NA Mega-server
    Basilthwaite - male Nord Templar Ebonheart Pact (unwittingly looks like Hulk Hogan. Trying to find some bright gold breeches to match the persona.)

    Arwen Basilrond - female Wood Elf Nightblade Aldmeri Dominion (this character is smoken', but she's been advised to quite due to 'elf reasons!)

    Sir Basil Ozarian - male Imperial Dragonknight Daggerfall Covenant (this character is titled, but not entitled!)
  • Basil_oz
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    @FeralPup You can almost hear The Chainsmokers song in the background, can't you?

    "Like, look at those legs! Ah, they're like, so hairy! You'd think they'd shave or wax before coming out to ravage people! Who do they think they are!

    And like, no shoes! You'd think if you had eight legs you'd at least having matching shoes!

    I think I'm going to be sick... no, I'm alright! Let's take a selfie!"
    NA Mega-server
    Basilthwaite - male Nord Templar Ebonheart Pact (unwittingly looks like Hulk Hogan. Trying to find some bright gold breeches to match the persona.)

    Arwen Basilrond - female Wood Elf Nightblade Aldmeri Dominion (this character is smoken', but she's been advised to quite due to 'elf reasons!)

    Sir Basil Ozarian - male Imperial Dragonknight Daggerfall Covenant (this character is titled, but not entitled!)
  • MysticAura
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    +1 just for the thread title
  • Seikon
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    +1 for this entire thread.
  • Gunnielow
    Gunnielow
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    Edited by Gunnielow on April 18, 2014 2:23PM
  • Morgentis
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    kargen27 wrote: »
    One of the things I miss about Oblivion is being able to sit on thrones.

    Try /sitchair . Ok, not that good looking but heh, still better than sitting on the ground at some occasion :p.

  • chup.kamuib16_ESO
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    Lute[ing] in Elder Root
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    I never expect to lose. Even when I'm the underdog, I still prepare a victory speech.
  • kargen27
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    Another friend

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    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • foxsyd
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    Geez this Coldharbour is thirsty work, lighten up Lyris, have a beer!

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    Join my guild!
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    North America Server, Ebonheart Pact, PVE/PVP, friendly & funny community. Welcomes all types of players!
    Preachers of #TeamIsland - Share your adventures and screen caps on our Facebook group! https://www.facebook.com/groups/268541133324278/
  • ZiRM
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    Awesome stuff! Check my signature spoilers for my selfies.
    Want to become Vampire? 5k @ZiRM in game.
    ESO Server Status. ( ^_^)o自自o(^_^ ) SkåL!!!!!
  • foxsyd
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    How's this for a selfie, I like to call this one "Renaldo's Tinder Profile Picture"

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    Join my guild!
    "Thank Sanguine its Fredas"
    North America Server, Ebonheart Pact, PVE/PVP, friendly & funny community. Welcomes all types of players!
    Preachers of #TeamIsland - Share your adventures and screen caps on our Facebook group! https://www.facebook.com/groups/268541133324278/
  • Evekial
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  • Seikon
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    My selfie was photobombed by a ghost!

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  • zytukin
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    Op had a picture of Belrath, so how about one of his brother, Sadal?

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    Edited by zytukin on May 2, 2014 11:29PM
  • Chevie
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  • Liquid_Time
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    Very enjoyable! I would like to see this keep going with both funny/amazing "Selfies" haha
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  • dolmen
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    In Beta you must test everything.

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    No... really dude, I'm a guy playing a virtual woman... go away.

    The Sidekick Order
  • twnakita
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    Not exactly a selfie, but.. Ran across these two in Morrowind ;)
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  • Khazaad
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    Couldn't really think of anything to say to these folk. Which was OK I suppose cause they didn't look like they were in the mood to chat.
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  • Khazaad
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    Looked like a typical pilates group except they never moved. I can't tell you how quickly this became awkward.
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  • Khazaad
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    "Y es, we are here to liberate you. Just gimme... one... sec"
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  • Syntse
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    Ok I'm going to handle that Shade of Naemon but first let me take a selfie
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    Syntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
    Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
    Syntselle Dominion Dark Elf Dragonknight Magica DPS [50]
    Syntseus Dominion Imperial Templar Healer [50]
    Syntsetar Dominion High Elf Sorcerer Magica DPS [50]
    Friar Tuktuk Daggerfall Brenton Templar Healer [50]
    Syntseyn Ebonheart Brenton Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
  • kargen27
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    A few more

    Showing off weapons skills
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    Hangin with a friend and his friend.
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    should have read my own book. Lost opportunity.
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    I'm still short.
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    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Syntse
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    Hmm maybe wake up this thread a bit...

    Hold on a sec Molly I gotta take...
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    Syntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
    Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
    Syntselle Dominion Dark Elf Dragonknight Magica DPS [50]
    Syntseus Dominion Imperial Templar Healer [50]
    Syntsetar Dominion High Elf Sorcerer Magica DPS [50]
    Friar Tuktuk Daggerfall Brenton Templar Healer [50]
    Syntseyn Ebonheart Brenton Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
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