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Cows.

Mother_Goose
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Just concluded a guild run housing contest...and I had no cows. Important stuff here, ZOS. Do you want our heroes to get brittle bone disease and osteoperosis?! I will immediately quit and never buy s ZOS product again if you don't make cows for non combat pets! (Not really but that seems to be the tone players are using these days.)

Cows. Please <3 How is Santa going to wash down his cookies?!
...17 toons. I promise..I won't make more....ok I may have an alt problem.
FOR THE PACT!
  • ShutUpitsRed
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    Pfft, milk drinker...
  • LunaFlora
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    yes please! cow mounts and pets would be awesome
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  • Gabriel_H
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    Just concluded a guild run housing contest...and I had no cows. Important stuff here, ZOS. Do you want our heroes to get brittle bone disease and osteoperosis?! I will immediately quit and never buy s ZOS product again if you don't make cows for non combat pets! (Not really but that seems to be the tone players are using these days.)

    Cows. Please <3 How is Santa going to wash down his cookies?!

    Goats milk! :p
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    Never get involved in a land war in Asia - it's one of the classic blunders!
  • LootAllTheStuff
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    There were cows, but the invading daedra appear to have killed them all. At least, I find plenty of bovine corpses littering farms that are overrun with scamps, dremora, atronachs, etc.
  • Alphawolf01A
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    "Where's the beef?"
  • Syldras
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    Just concluded a guild run housing contest...and I had no cows. Important stuff here, ZOS. Do you want our heroes to get brittle bone disease and osteoperosis?! I will immediately quit and never buy s ZOS product again if you don't make cows for non combat pets! (Not really but that seems to be the tone players are using these days.)
    Cows. Please <3 How is Santa going to wash down his cookies?!

    My Bosmer servant says you could just drink pig's milk - like any normal person.
    @Syldras | PC | EU
    The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
    Sarayn Andrethi, Telvanni mage (Main)
    Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
    Malacar Sunavarlas, Altmer Ayleid vampire
    Soris Rethandus, a Sleeper not yet awake
  • Carcamongus
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    Yeah, we need them for a nice Uruguayan parrilla! I mean, for cookies and milk.
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    "Nothing is so bad that it can't get any worse." (Brazilian saying)
  • scrappy1342
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    cow mounts and pets please! here is my boy, brogan, who even has the TESV dragon on his chest ^.^ i would settle for just the plain herford-looking cow that is already in the game though
    pcna
  • Danikat
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    Even if they won't let us have cow mounts or pets they could at least add them as houseguests (or furnishings I guess) so we can keep them at home.
    PC EU player | She/her/hers | PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

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  • MasterSpatula
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    Cow mount, did you say? (Yes, I know that's a bull.)
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  • MATH_COW
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    Pretty please yes, cow pet and cow mount t-t
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  • SneaK
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    Maybe we’ll get some test cows over the next year or two.
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  • whitecrow
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    New boss: Wraith-of-Cows
  • spartaxoxo
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    cow mounts and pets please! here is my boy, brogan, who even has the TESV dragon on his chest ^.^ i would settle for just the plain herford-looking cow that is already in the game though

    That's a really cool cow. They should add it to the game and give you one free lol
  • scrappy1342
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    spartaxoxo wrote: »

    That's a really cool cow. They should add it to the game and give you one free lol

    <sings> beware! beware! the dragon-cow comes!

    sometimes we call him the bovakhin lol
    pcna
  • Reginald_leBlem
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    cow mounts and pets please! here is my boy, brogan, who even has the TESV dragon on his chest ^.^ i would settle for just the plain herford-looking cow that is already in the game though

    +1 vote for adding this specific cow (well, steer) mount to the game
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    +1 vote for adding this specific cow (well, steer) mount to the game

    correct ^.^ he is a steer. he's actually about a foot taller now than when we took that picture of me on his back. steers never stop growing. he will be 16 years old in february
    pcna
  • kargen27
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    There are plenty of cows around. They are being watched over by all the children.
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Diebesgut
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    ..cows...


    there is a small little pig, as far as i remember we get it as log in reward?
    there are hens and sheep.nice little mammoths.

    But I suppose a small cow could be about the same size as those little companion ponies with perms and side partings?

    But.. a mamooth is bigger than a cow and ingame smaller as a pony.

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    *vote for cow 🐄 with size of a small mamooth 🦣

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  • Wereswan
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    On a related note, we need a /drinkmilk emote.

    Promise I won't taunt the Pact with it... too many times. o:)
  • Attorneyatlawl
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    Diebesgut wrote: »

    ..cows...


    there is a small little pig, as far as i remember we get it as log in reward?
    there are hens and sheep.nice little mammoths.

    But I suppose a small cow could be about the same size as those little companion ponies with perms and side partings?

    But.. a mamooth is bigger than a cow and ingame smaller as a pony.

    🤔


    *vote for cow 🐄 with size of a small mamooth 🦣

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    The bristlegut piglet came as a giveaway to 2014 convention attendees. But my senche tiger from subscribing for 10 months in the first year would love to eat some cows! :D
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  • SilverBride
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    *almond milk drinker*
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  • SkaiFaith
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    Appropriately sold in the Cow Store
    A: "We, as humans, should respect and take care of each other like in a Co-op, not a PvP 🌸"
    B: "Many words. Words bad. Won't read. ⚔️"
  • Ilumia
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    I can see a lot of people are apparently into this, and I mean nothing personal against others in my expression of my opposition to this idea.
    I don't think cows would be great to introduce as mounts, and I really hope they never do this. It would be another immersive-breaking creature in the tamriel petting zoo, and it is ill suited as a mount.
    I do however get the appeal of cows as furniture, and calfs as well, and there's already cows (in Rivenspire for instance), that could be the blueprint for those, but it would be great if they were not introduced as pets and mounts - please.
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    Strong want milk of human kindness. No puny cow milk.
  • Gabriel_H
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    Ilumia wrote: »
    I don't think cows would be great to introduce as mounts, and I really hope they never do this. It would be another immersive-breaking creature

    The Hasty Heifer - A "gift" from the Daedric Prince Sheogorath.

    When you have a mad cheese loving god roaming around, very few things are immersion breaking.

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    Never get involved in a land war in Asia - it's one of the classic blunders!
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    Ilumia wrote: »
    I can see a lot of people are apparently into this, and I mean nothing personal against others in my expression of my opposition to this idea.
    I don't think cows would be great to introduce as mounts, and I really hope they never do this. It would be another immersive-breaking creature in the tamriel petting zoo, and it is ill suited as a mount.
    I do however get the appeal of cows as furniture, and calfs as well, and there's already cows (in Rivenspire for instance), that could be the blueprint for those, but it would be great if they were not introduced as pets and mounts - please.

    I wouldn't say it's immersion-breaking. Skyrim had commoners walking around with cows - usually taking them to a giant camp as a sacrifice. I'd rather see cows in ESO than the next flashy, neon-colored, exploding thing.
    @Syldras | PC | EU
    The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
    Sarayn Andrethi, Telvanni mage (Main)
    Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
    Malacar Sunavarlas, Altmer Ayleid vampire
    Soris Rethandus, a Sleeper not yet awake
  • RandomKodiak
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    Gabriel_H wrote: »
    Ilumia wrote: »
    I don't think cows would be great to introduce as mounts, and I really hope they never do this. It would be another immersive-breaking creature

    The Hasty Heifer - A "gift" from the Daedric Prince Sheogorath.

    When you have a mad cheese loving god roaming around, very few things are immersion breaking.

    On that note why has he not attacked Bastion yet. You'd think he'd love to play with the guy afraid of cheese :D
  • Four_Fingers
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    What? ZOS "cash" cows?
    I can just hear the overpowered comments now! :D
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