To get the TL;DR out of the way, "ZOS, it's pretty painful for new players," and for all the newer players who have been complaining about this kind of stuff, I take back and apologize for the stray "whiny babies" thoughts that percolated through my brain while reading.
Several years ago and for reasons which probably made sense at the time, I made a character on PC EU. Nord DK and nothing special. I think I didn't know how to use PTS at the time and just went to the other server to experiment. Did the Gates of Adamant tutorial, joined the Fighters and Mages, did crafting certs, and then left him hanging out in Alinor after completing the Jewelry cert. I'd see him every now and then when there was a database switch on PTS, but decided to go check him out again and it was a generally painful experience. Keep in mind that I'm now a reasonably experienced player, so I know how to do all the stuff that he needed to do and it's the doing that was pretty painful. It's the learning and doing which is painful for new players.
"Hero's Return" proc'd as soon as I logged in with him. Not a huge deal and I ran through most of that initial list in pretty short order. I couldn't remember where the Pack Merchant was in Alinor, but got that sorted without much issue other than a couple of extra minutes of running around. I needed to complete "Soul-Shriven in Coldharbour" for something (I think to finish the first "Hero's Return" list), so off to Davon's Watch since he's Pact (and feeling just a bit uneasy in all that Ancient Elven gear from Gates, but he'll get over it). As long as I was going to be there, I picked up daily crafting writs and off to the (very long) crafting loop. Davon's Watch's loop is probably the better of the three alliances for this; it's shorter than Daggerfall's loop and not as chaotic as Vulkhel Guard's. Daggerfall's is simpler, but I think it's the longest of the three in terms of distance. OTOH, you know your character (or mount) is progressing when they can sprint from the docks back to the Bank without running out of Stamina).
Blacksmithing, Clothing, and Woodworking? No Corundum, but I had some gold from progress rewards from Hero's Return and NPC craftsmen handy, so no problem. Jewelry? Used up all my Pewter Ounces (a bit of unrefined Pewter for the next time), but otherwise no problem. Enchanting? No Jora, but 30g solved the problem and it was a done deal.
Alchemy? No appropriate reagents for a Sip of Magicka. Not a problem, I thought. Any two of Bugloss, Columbine, or Lady's Smock will do the trick. I thoroughly scour the bits of Stonefalls between the Harborage, Senie, and the Bal Foyen gate and come up empty. Disappointing, but only a minor obstacle since Bal Foyen is usually good for harvesting, but nope on that front, too. Off to Glenumbra where I'm able to get the goodies for the potion somewhere around the Red Rook area. Wayshrine back to Davon's Watch (because I still need to talk to the Hooded Figure after I turn this stuff in), and oops again. Need 3 Wormwood as the add. More scouring to get that. Get the potion and add done, back to Davon's Watch to do Provisioning. Cooking Fire near the drop off, so this should be quick. What do I need? Chicken Breast. How much Poultry do I have? None. Oh well, I know there a few Bantam Guar over behind the Bank (my Nord hero is now a Poultry Assassin, but avoided a bounty). Bog-Iron Ale? I know the recipe from "Gates of Adamant" (I think it was also in one of the Hero's Return rewards), but it turns out I have no Yeast. Off to pillage containers for a while until I find some, complete the Provisioning Writ, and I'm now ready to go talk to the Hooded Figure.
Time from login and starting "Hero's Return" to getting those writs done? About 90 minutes (~30 minutes left on buffs from a Crown Meal and Crown XP scroll that I consumed at login). I know what I'm looking for, know more or less where to find it, and have a craft bag to hold down the inventory clutter, so a new player's experience is going to be worse and somewhat more frustrating. My EU character has no Banker assistant, so a couple of trips to the Bank to unload inventory clutter were necessary. Mount speed is better than it used to be, but sprinting is still faster (even with the 5 speed Riding Lessons) and I already had mounts from a Deluxe collection and a few chapter pre-purchases rather than needing to wait on the freebie at Level 10. There is one of the second group of Hero's Return tasks ("Spells and Swords") which has a problem. "Open the Zone Guide" doesn't work from the map and the "Zone Guide" button; you apparently have to go to the Zone Guide from the Groups and Activities menu.
I'm fresh out of outrage, but I could muster up some amused annoyance if required.