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an existential crisis mmorpg-ish

FurryCandyHearts
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my fourmites, i come to you heavy of heart with a deep concern for the future of all of tamriel. let me explain! i was in a pug dungeon getting my sewer fix in for the daily bonus, in the fairly recent past, when someone posited to the others in the group that i might me a bot? How ridiculous i thought but then after finishing i began to wonder if it might be true, i mean it sure would explain a lot and certainly does fill in all those empty spaces... But i'm unsure how to proceed further on this spirit quest of self discovery of my botty inner nature and if it might be my one true identity after all! SHould i take an mmpi? would neuro-psych testing be helpful? Who's a reputable practitioner who's delt with people confronting such a horrific eventuality? Someone please say something... i'm finding it hard to breathe right now. And i wonder which of you might also be a bot. the possibilities are maddening! well say something...
Edited by ZOS_Icy on August 22, 2025 10:09AM
  • FurryCandyHearts
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    also, im in gorne, pc na please come and help.
  • Renato90085
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    I can't understand what are you talk about...
  • Gabriel_H
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    You are not a bot. All of this is my dream, and you are all simply figments of my imagination.
  • FurryCandyHearts
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    Gabriel_H wrote: »
    You are not a bot. All of this is my dream, and you are all simply figments of my imagination.

    if you lay off those shrooms it =might go better for us all then?
  • whitecrow
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    I mean, we're all just bots in the end really.
  • SkaiFaith
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    Gabriel_H wrote: »
    You are not a bot. All of this is my dream, and you are all simply figments of my imagination.

    if you lay off those shrooms it =might go better for us all then?

    What too many runs of Fungal Grotto do to a man... XD
    A: "We, as humans, should respect and take care of each other like in a Co-op, not a PvP 🌸"
    B: "Many words. Words bad. Won't read. ⚔️"
  • Theignson
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    You aren’t a bot, you are just an NPC
    3 GOs, a Warlord, and bunches of prefects etc-- all classes...I've wasted a lot of time in PVP
  • Finedaible
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    Don't listen to that Ascended Sleeper. You'll come dangerously close to joining the Dwemer.
  • xylena_lazarow
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    We're all gonna be accused of being AI soon enough.
    PC/NA || Cyro/BGs || RIP old PvP build system || bring Vengeance
  • SpiritofESO
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    Now I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a bot, or whether I am now a bot, dreaming I am a man.

    Whoa!

    :wink:
    • ~ PS NA ~ ALDMERI DOMINION ~
      ~ "SPIRIT GOLDBLADE" WOOD ELF NIGHTBLADE ~
      ~ GRAND OVERLORD ~ FORMER EMPRESS ~
      ~ The "SPIRIT GOLDBLADE" Channel on YouTube ~
      "Adapt or Die"
  • BagOfBadgers
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    That's exactly what a bot would say.....
    Proud member of the "One shot boss, wipe on trash" club.
    Believe in the KISS priceable "Keep It Simple Stupid".
    My Dyslexia makes the forum the true Vet HM for me.
  • Aliniel
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    Most people in this game are bots. You meet random people in the world, you say something friendly to them to pass time, and you almost never get any answer. Even when 20+ people are waiting for a world boss to spawn. So, don't worry - you're just part of the club.
  • kotisovich
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    Its just a bug in your pseudo-consciousness, somq̴̵̶̸̷̡̢̧̨̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̣̤̥̦̩̪̫̬̭̮̯̰̱̲̳̊̇̈̉̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚͜͟͢͝͞͠҉̴̵̶̸̷̡̢̧̨̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̣̤̥̦̩̪̫̬̭̮̯̰̱̲̳̊̇̈̉̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚͜͟͢͝͞͠҉times happens with Matrix bq̴̵̶̸̷̡̢̧̨̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̣̤̥̦̩̪̫̬̭̮̯̰̱̲̳̊̇̈̉̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚͜͟͢͝͞͠҉̴̵̶̸̷̡̢̧̨̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̣̤̥̦̩̪̫̬̭̮̯̰̱̲̳̊̇̈̉̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚͜͟͢͝͞͠҉ts. Dont w͌͛͆̾̑̓͒͗͑̈́͊͋͐͒͗͑̈́͊͋͐͌͛͆̾̑̓͒͗͑̈́͊͋͐͒͗͑̈́͊͋͐͌͛͆̾̑̓͒͗͑̈́͊͋͐͒͗͑̈́͊͋͐͌͛͆̾̑̓͒͗͑̈́͊͋͐͒͗͑̈́͊͋͐͌͛͆̾̑̓͒͗͑̈́͊͋͐͒͗͑̈́͊͋͐͌͛͆̾̑̓͒͗͑̈́͊͋͐͒͗͑̈́͊͋͐͌͛͆̾̑̓͒͗͑̈́͊͋͐͒͗͑̈́͊͋͐͌͛͆̾̑̓͒͗͑̈́͊͋͐͒͗͑̈́͊͋͐͌͛͆̾̑̓͒͗͑̈́͊͋͐͒͗͑̈́͊͋͐orry, it will be fix̴̵̶̸̷̡̢̧̨̛̊̌̂̄̅́̋̏̆̑̒̇͐ͫͪͭͥͣͨͧͩ̾̿͂̓̈́͆͊͋͌̃ͦͧ̉̅̿̚͜͟͢͝͞͠҉̴̵̶̸̷̡̢̧̨̛̊̌̂̄̅́̋̏̆̑̒̇͐ͫͪͭͥͣͨͧͩ̾̿͂̓̈́͆͊͋͌̃ͦͧ̉̅̿̚͜͟͢͝͞͠҉ed eventually.
    Edited by kotisovich on August 22, 2025 8:08AM
  • ZOS_Icy
    ZOS_Icy
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    Greetings,

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