Locksmithing in Tamriel

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Apprentice: Pop, what are you doing?

Locksmith: Ahh. I'm trying to fit this tiny clock into the lock on this chest.

Apprentice: A clock? What for?

Locksmith: (exasperated sigh) Dimwit---the one that counts down when someone is trying to pick it.

Apprentice: Wait. What happens when the timer runs out?

Locksmith: The lockpick breaks, of course!

(The apprentice considers this for a long moment.)

Apprentice: I mean, do you have to put in a timer? Why not just make it so it can't---

Locksmith: Bah! You have a lot to learn about making treasure chests!

Apprentice: Well then. Couldn't you just ... set the timer to zero, and have a perfect lock?

Locksmith: Seriously. Go to your room.
Edited by NoOneSpecial on January 24, 2025 9:51PM
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