You know you've been playing too much ESO when...

DoofusMax · October 20

You pick up a nickel from the sidewalk and hear Azandar: "Coin! Plunder! Commerce!"

SilverBride · October 20

When looking to buy a house you ask the realtor how many crowns it costs.

freespirit · October 20

When you drive past.....

and think that's a lot of Jute!!

Nharimlur_Finor · October 20

freespirit wrote: »

When you drive past.....

and think that's a lot of Jute!!

I live in Juteland. My half-closed eyes are the proof.

AcadianPaladin · October 20

Catching a beautiful sunrise while out on an early walk I find myself sometimes thinking, 'Wow, nice graphics!'

wilykcat · October 20

Looking at a cat and thinking, 'it's an alfiq'.

spartaxoxo · October 20

Blood_again · October 20

when you give everything in your backpack to a shocked bank manager

SkaiFaith · October 20

When you dream all night of being playing Infinite Archive, wake up and do it 'til you go to bed and the cycle restarts.

MrGarlic · October 20

When I say [Old Man Noises] when I get out of a chair.

I suppose you will only get the reference if you play with Azandar with subtitles on.

ESO_player123 · October 20

Not ESO related but kind of on topic.
Years ago I played another MMORPG where you could loot the corpses of NPCs/players after some time passed and the loot was unclaimed by the rightful owner. So, it was a habit for all players to check the corpses you stumble upon in hopes to find something useful. One day someone posted on the forums that they were driving, passed a roadkill, and wondered what kind of loot it contained. That is what I call playing too much.

SeaGtGruff · October 20

When you go grocery shopping and after every item that you pick up and put in your cart, you hear "What do you think you'll make with that?"

spartaxoxo · October 20

ESO_player123 wrote: »

Not ESO related but kind of on topic.
Years ago I played another MMORPG where you could loot the corpses of NPCs/players after some time passed and the loot was unclaimed by the rightful owner. So, it was a habit for all players to check the corpses you stumble upon in hopes to find something useful. One day someone posted on the forums that they were driving, passed a roadkill, and wondered what kind of loot it contained. That is what I call playing too much.

This reminds me another, older, not ESO one....

When you say "Congratulations" after your microwave dings.

Zombocalypse · October 20

You know you're about to play a ton of ESO when the slow download is not yet done and you are obsessively talking about the game in the official forums.

Its_MySniff · October 20

When you flip out over maintenance...

SalamanNZ · October 20

When you only have 200 items allowed to be stored on your notable house and you can only store your wife's clothes and shoes

Grimmhawk · October 20

ESO_player123 wrote: »

Not ESO related but kind of on topic.
Years ago I played another MMORPG where you could loot the corpses of NPCs/players after some time passed and the loot was unclaimed by the rightful owner. So, it was a habit for all players to check the corpses you stumble upon in hopes to find something useful. One day someone posted on the forums that they were driving, passed a roadkill, and wondered what kind of loot it contained. That is what I call playing too much.

Kinda think it's UO you're talking about ,lol. You could also mutilate their bodies with a dagger and take their head as a trophy.

SkaraMinoc · October 20

When you start trash talking other players for petty reasons or start asking randoms in Cyrodiil for ego duels.

AlnilamE · October 20

freespirit wrote: »

When you drive past.....

and think that's a lot of Jute!!

There is a plant around here that looks a lot like Ebonthread and I used to do a double-take when I was walking the dogs.

JustLovely · October 20

...when you have to have surgery on both wrists due to repetitive strain injury.

Hapexamendios · October 20

When you actually physically go to the bank and ask to put your items up in the guild trader.

vsrs_au · October 20

... you get fed up with the game's problems not being fixed, and stop playing it.

ArchMikem · October 21

I really wish I could find a Bank Teller that greeted me with, "You seek Ezabi?"

Grega · October 21

When you’re trying to find your coworker at a large office, and when you finally do, you say: Do you know how long I’ve been looking for you??

ESO_player123 · October 21

Grimmhawk wrote: »

ESO_player123 wrote: »

Not ESO related but kind of on topic.
Years ago I played another MMORPG where you could loot the corpses of NPCs/players after some time passed and the loot was unclaimed by the rightful owner. So, it was a habit for all players to check the corpses you stumble upon in hopes to find something useful. One day someone posted on the forums that they were driving, passed a roadkill, and wondered what kind of loot it contained. That is what I call playing too much.

Kinda think it's UO you're talking about ,lol. You could also mutilate their bodies with a dagger and take their head as a trophy.

It was actually Asheron's Call. But I guess other games also have the same loot mechanics.

The_Boggart · October 21

When you have 4 keyboards perfect except for the "W" key

tohopka_eso · October 21

When in a bookstore randomly picking up volumes expecting Lore book discovery

coop500 · October 21

SeaGtGruff wrote: »

When you go grocery shopping and after every item that you pick up and put in your cart, you hear "What do you think you'll make with that?"

*Oh my goodness*
As a avid Bastian user, yes.... So much yes.

katanagirl1 · October 21

There is this individual cloud I often see in base game areas, it is elongated and almost symmetric. I swore I saw it outside in real life.

EDIT: typo

Icy_Waffles · October 21

I tried to summon the destro ultimate in a staff meeting today.

Nothing yet but I’ll keep you posted.

Grec1a · October 21

spartaxoxo wrote: »

When you say "Congratulations" after your microwave dings.

I always think "Oh good, my ultimate's fully charged."